Originally posted by Player_Supreme
1. where do you live
a. do you like it there?
b. what do you like about living there?
c. how long have you been there?
2. where did you live before
a. how long were you there
b. tell me about living there
c. why did you leave
zzzzzz........
sorry I was asleep
BORING.
S**t like "where do you live" is gonna blow you out. I mean, who the f*ck cares?
What you gotta do is *BE DIFFERENT.* You gotta stand out from the crowd.
You gotta take them away somewhere else, away from the dreary little world full of dreary, frustrated chumps using whack lines on em.
How do you do this?
1) *You pretend you know them already*
2) You ask unique/quirky/interesting/funny/****y questions, or just statements... *out of the blue*
e.g.
"what do you think of my shoes?"
"s**t im missing Seinfeld. what am i doing out?"
"Can I have the address of your hairdresser? Looks like your mum knows what shes doing"
"sorry, how does my hair look from the back"
"funny story. I just walked into (the name of the bar your in) and started talking to some girl. What was I thinking"
"did you see the news? scientists have apparently shown women cant resist men in (whatever your wearing)"
"you know I dont normally talk to women, I guess youre special"
"you've got a bit of... (point to her chin)... theres somethin... (keep pointing)... yes thats it, its gone. Phew I was embarassed talking to you"
"I dont normally talk to girls in red shoes/hoop earrings/black dresses (whatever theyre wearing), its bad for my street cred"
ok ok, most of these are c&f, but the important thing is you *PUT THEM AT EASE STRAIGHT AWAY* by pretending you know them already.
What youre doing is:
Totally *IGNORING* the fact your strangers.
*BYPASSING* the awkardness.
*BYPASSING* the stilted "whats your name"... "Where are you from" small talk that EVERY CHUMP uses. Girls' barriers go straight up to this bs, cos theyve heard these things *A THOUSAND TIMES.*
So, by *PRETENDING YOU KNOW THEM ALREADY* you "sneaking in the back door" (hopefully in more ways than one.) You'll really seem special & unique.