Alpine
Master Don Juan
If you want to get her back....
1) Forget her
2) Find someone else you fancy and shag them
3) Make sure she indirectly finds out about it.
4) Repeat process until a) she comes back b) you don't give a sh1t.
Either way this solves your problem, now as you think about it this way, you can't lose can you?
1) Forget her
2) Find someone else you fancy and shag them
3) Make sure she indirectly finds out about it.
4) Repeat process until a) she comes back b) you don't give a sh1t.
Either way this solves your problem, now as you think about it this way, you can't lose can you?