How do you get over a female?

[Giovanni Casanova]

This is the most pathetic bullsh*t garbage I have seen in a long-ass time...

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We interrupt yet another fantastic post by Giovanni with a breaking news update.

IT'S OVER, ASSH0LE.

We now return you to an ass-kicking by Giovanni, already in progress...

... and then f*ck yourself with a rusty pair of barbeque tongs!

You are not with Lauren. You are with someone else. Lauren is not with you. She is with someone else. Lauren is not your property. She can do whatever she likes. And it's none of your damn business.

For example, you get mad because she might be f*cking some other guy.

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We interrupt the brilliant and charming Giovanni to bring you this new update to the situation.

LAUREN IS F*CKING SOME OTHER GUY.

And now back to the post.

See, the thing is, you get mad at her for f*cking the guy she's with when she isn't with you anymore and you're with someone else, and you get mad about her instant message and et cetera as if it's any of your business. That makes you kind of a douchebag. See, this girl can have sex with whomever she chooses. She can tell whomever she wants to.

FOR EXAMPLE: Lauren can have hot, naked, sweaty, primal animal sex with like eight football players ALL AT THE SAME TIME, and she can take out a full-page color ad in the New York Times, USA Today, and the Wall Street Journal telling everybody about it if she wants to.

Every time you said anything about her having sex with her boyfriend, you came across weak and lame.

If your new girlfriend is "prettier and better in every way", then why the hell are you still harassing your ex like a little lost puppy dog?

 

[JCKey618]

Yo, all I said was 'that's nasty' in response to her crude away message. I was just playing with her. After all, we were still friends. And then she asked what I was talking about and I told her and I made a joke about it. I wasn't getting mad at all! I just started when her boyfriend came on and started disrespecting me.

Gosh, I hate it when people misunderstand the situation. And he said he was ****ing her 2 weeks before we broke up. Sounds like something to be mad about to me.. Just the fact that he would disrespect me like that and I wasn't even talking to him.

Anyway, we needed some closure. It's over. We are not gonna ever speak again. Frankly, I don't give a damn if she thinks I'm a douchebag, or a flaming faggot for that matter.

And this post wasn't about being mad at lauren for doing whatever. I said I felt weird about it and I want that to go away. And don't call me *******. You don't know me.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by JCKey618
You don't know me.

I know enough.

You can play it off like, "Oh, you are just misunderstanding the situation, I wasn't mad... I was just playing around when I got all up in her sh*t about HER f*cking away message on HER f*cking computer talking about HER and HER activities with HER boyfriend. I was just joking around... ha ha wasn't I funny."

The truly funny thing is that you are sitting here denying that you got upset while at the same time continuing to get upset.

- You continue to show, in your b*tchy way, that you're upset about the "crude" away message.

- You get into an argument with her (but you're not mad!)

- You argue with her boyfriend (but you're not mad!)

- You say "Let me see him on the street..." about her boyfriend (but you're not mad!)

- You tell her not to talk to you again (you started this sh*t, by the way)

- You tell her to delete your name off her instant messenger and take you off her cell phone even though you're the one who initiated contact and started b*tching at her (but you're not mad!)

Whatever, dude. "I needed some closure." What the f*ck ever. You're broken up with her and you have some new girl now, so why in the sam f*ck do you give a sh*t whether she's having sex with another dude or whether her away message offends your delicate and fragile sensibilities?

Because you're an assh*le, that's why.

 

[JCKey618]

I said I wasn't mad originally. I admitted that I became mad when her boyfriend started at me. So that clears away about half your post right there.

The girl is 15. I care for her still. I don't want her going around f;ing everybody she sees! I guess you are right, but I just think she needs to respect herself.

And how I said it, it is. No excuses here. What do I have to prove to you all anyway?

I wasn't upset originally. Period. That's the truth. Take it or leave it.

 

[Mr.De Beer]

I think you still like her...The only reason you went for that Lauren (whatever the fvck her name is...) is beacause you went into rebound after you and the 15 year old broke up.(How old are you by the way to shag a 15 year old?) I suggest you check your pants for a penis and balls buddy, because your acting like a frikken woman.
Think about it...

 

[JCKey618]

I'll be 18 next week. Yeah, ok. I was with her with 18 months. Like I said, I'm moving on but the thought of her doing other things still hurt me (I can't control my emotions, that's why I asked for help....) and it made me ask about what she was doing. Ok, none of my business. I was wrong.

But it doesn't mean I'm an *******. I made a mistake. I can own up to it. And calling me all the names in the book doesn't help me.

So what am I supposed to do now? Just leave it and let us both go on or should I atleast apologize (not try to reconcile our friendship, but let her know I was wrong)?

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by JCKey618
I admitted that I became mad when her boyfriend started at me.

And why did her boyfriend start at you? Because you were being a whiny, b*tchy assh*le. All roads seem to lead back to that.

It's not her fault that you feel like you still own her and can tell her what she can do, who she can do it with, and who she is allowed to tell.

It's not her boyfriend's fault that you're all up in her sh*t about things that don't concern you anymore, but it's his right to get right back in your sh*t on her behalf.

The girl is 15. I care for her still. I don't want her going around f;ing everybody she sees! I guess you are right, but I just think she needs to respect herself.

Wow, where was all this nobility and desire for her to "respect herself" and not wanting her to f*ck everybody she sees when this 15-year-old was f*cking YOU, assh*le?

HOW ABOUT WHEN SHE WAS 14 (with her for 18 months) ???

Bottom line: It is and remains NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.

I wasn't upset originally. Period. That's the truth. Take it or leave it.

It doesn't matter WHEN you got upset, the only things that matter are:

(1) You got upset;
(2) You got upset about something that wasn't any of your business; and
(3) You got upset about something that wasn't any of your business and you were the one who was starting the sh*t.

Then, to make you look like EVEN MORE of a little b*tch (and if I hadn't read it here, I wouldn't have believed it), you tell HER not to call or talk to YOU. As if you WEREN'T the one who started everything in the first place.

 

[Bonhomme]

Leave her alone ...

Or you can find yourself in a mental hospital, or whatever kind of jail or reformatory applies to someone your age for stalking and harrassment.

Regardless of what you might be feeling, what you've been doing is batsh1t crazy. She'll do what she'll do, and if you have brain one you'll just butt out.

 

[JCKey618]

And for the record, I don't do this often....at all. I knew her and bryan were together but I never mentioned anything about it to her or even asked if they were together. I left her alone a lot. The only reason I started talking to her yesterday was to see if she went to the graduation.

 

[JCKey618]

Yeah, we didn't start doing it until a year into the relationship. She was 15. Not that it matters. Maybe that's another reason. Cus we waited a year. Till it was something special. You know?

And read my post right before yours. I admitted I am wrong. Now I need help. Apologize or leave it alone?

 

[JCKey618]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova


(1) You got upset;
(2) You got upset about something that wasn't any of your business; and
(3) You got upset about something that wasn't any of your business and you were the one who was starting the sh*t.

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I didn't get upset about her doing it, btw. I got upset about him saying stuff to me, which is my business. Just thought I'd clear that up.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Three things:

Originally posted by JCKey618
The only reason I started talking to her yesterday was to see if she went to the graduation.

Bullsh*t.

I didn't get upset about her doing it, btw. I got upset about him saying stuff to me, which is my business. Just thought I'd clear that up.

He was saying stuff to you because you started sh*t with her about things that are NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. Just thought I'd clear that up.

So what am I supposed to do now?

Try leaving her alone. See how that goes. Considering that you both have new people in your lives, that shouldn't be too gottdammed hard.

 

[JCKey618]

You can say it is bullsh*t. It's not like I had a notion all of a sudden "hmm, I wonder if Lauren is f'ing. Better talk to her and find out!!!!"

We only talk about two-three times a week. She had said earlier that she didn't know if she could make it to graduation. And I didn't see her there so I asked the next day if she did. Why does that have to be bullsh*t? My original reason for contacting her stands.

And, btw, I didn't start SHI*T with her. GOD! I only joked about her having sex and then he came in. I didn't say anything to her to 'start' anything! I really didn't.

And, you know, she deserved me being an ******* to her. She really did. That girl used to ALWAYS turn **** around on me and she might have even cheated on me. She was the worse girlfriend ever and I was always honest and good to her. So what if I gave her back a 10th of what she deserved.

Yeah, the plan was to leave her alone. But you are here making me look like Hitler. So, even after all that I still shouldn't apologize? I'm wiling to take advice.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

The problem here isn't that you're not being honest with us.

The problem here isn't even that you're not being honest with your current girlfriend.

The problem is that you're not being honest with yourself.

You might claim that your reason for talking to her was because of graduation, but that's just an excuse -- a rationalization. Everyone here can see that the reason you struck up a conversation with your ex was because you still have feelings for her. But I'm sure you never call her up or chat online without first coming up with an "excuse" to talk to her, so that if anyone calls you on your bullsh*t, you can say, "Hey, I was just (asking about graduation/getting a friend's phone number/asking her to return my t-shirt/whatever)."

And yes, you DID start sh!t with her. Deny that all you like, it doesn't change a damn thing.

Then, further rationalizing your own stupid behavior, you talk about how awful a girlfriend she was. Here's a clue... if she was that bad, why the f*ck do you still talk to her? Why the f*ck do you care if she was at your graduation or not? What the f*ck difference does it make if she f*cks a different guy every day for a year? Who GIVES a sh!t?

You. That's who.

Why?

You need to figure that sh*t out for yourself.

As for talking to this girl -- don't. Knowing you, you're just using the idea of an apology as YET ANOTHER excuse to talk to her. Do her a favor and leave her the f*ck alone. You're not that important -- your apology really won't mean that much.

 

[JCKey618]

Dog, I'm not lying. Come on, stop trying to see some background or some hidden agenda. Man, I was with the girl for 18 MONTHS. No matter how bad she was, of course I'm still going to feel something.

And she's usually the one who strikes up the conversation with ME! No bull****. You still probably think I'm lying though. When we broke up, she was begging ME that we could still be friends.

And yeah, I do give a ****. But *gasp* I admitted that in the first post of this thread.....sh*t, I admitted it in the damn title! That's why I asekd for help! I don't need you to tell me somethign I already told you.

And can you honestly say that you haven't done something in the past that was wrong? I'm still young, I'm learning. I'm asking for help and you are just crucifying me.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by JCKey618
Dog, I'm not lying. Come on, stop trying to see some background or some hidden agenda.

You're saying that the only reason you talked to her was because of graduation. I'm telling you that's bullsh*t. If you say that's not bullsh*t, you're lying. Period. I'm not denying that you may be TELLING YOURSELF that you were talking to her for that reason alone, but I'm telling you that the reality is that you wanted an excuse to talk to her. Anybody who reads your sh*t that has two brain cells to rub together can see that.

No matter how bad she was, of course I'm still going to feel something.

Which is precisely why you need to leave her alone and stop talking to her. You have a new girl now.

And she's usually the one who strikes up the conversation with ME!

I'm sure she doesn't hold a gun to your head and force you to talk to her. You have the capacity to stop talking to her if you choose.

And yeah, I do give a ****. But *gasp* I admitted that in the first post of this thread.....sh*t, I admitted it in the damn title! That's why I asekd for help! I don't need you to tell me somethign I already told you.

You need to get yourself together big-time. You're 18. She's 15. You're broke up. She's got a new boyfriend. You've got a new girlfriend. Days go by. Time marches on. You want to know how to get over her? Stop asking if she went to your graduation. Stop making comments about her away messages. Stop making dumb, lame-ass jokes about her boyfriend hitting her G-spot. Stop putting yourself in a position where you have to deal with her. Block her instant messenger ID. Don't answer the phone when her number shows up on caller ID. Delete her emails without reading them, or better yet, block her email address.

STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN A POSITION WHERE YOUR FEELINGS FOR HER HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO MANIFEST THEMSELVES.

And can you honestly say that you haven't done something in the past that was wrong? I'm still young, I'm learning. I'm asking for help and you are just crucifying me.

I'm crucifying you because you need to toughen up. I'm crucifying you because I WISH someone was there to crucify ME when I was doing some of the dumb sh*t you're doing right now.

 

[the_great_gaia]

believe it or not, but all the bad-mouth you think Giovanni is doing to you -IS the HELP you NEED!

You'll thank him for it later, trust me.

As for your situation with Lauren, you really are just gonna have to leave her alone.
"But what about the 18 months we had together?"

Forget about it, all it could've done for you was become 20 months, 23 months, 30 months; more of your valuable time and life wasted. Here you are, a (should be) high school graduate, and you're stressed out over a 9th or 10th grader. meet college women, they f uck better. Forget about that 15 year old pvssy Lauren has- she needs to wash her azz anyway.

Lauren is still so very young. She doesn't know what life IS. There's so much for her to go thru and if you continue to vent over her, she will let it consume you. Lauren doesn't care about you or Bryan. She only cares about how she feels. Bryan will become a shadow of what's happening to you NOW. Lauren is gonna get f ucked, Lauren is gonna svck dyck, Lauren will even swallow loads of cvm. And the thing you're gonna have to accept is... it won't be you or yours. Make something happen for yourself. Okay, you DO care about Lauren, and she knows it, but she doesn't appreciate it or your supposed friendship. She is taking it for granted. c'mon guy, she's FIFTEEN!! In most places in the United States, your feelings for her are ILLEGAL! She ain't worth it, let this all be a learning lesson. How old is Bryan? Her age? Dude, on the chic scale, you're dating a baby. Can you get a woman, please! Leave this little girl alone. Giovanni is looking out for you, you NEED to hear those crucifictions. Open your eyes, and realize what's coming out of your mouth. Let Lauren grow up! The best form of revenge you could ever get on her is to STOP CARING ABOUT HER and let her go thru life and grow up to be hurt without your PROTECTION. LET HER SUFFER. Don't save her; she don't want to be saved. Save yourself.

You are better than that and i don't even know you and I realize that! Lauren is SKANKY! You were her first; Bryan is her second; The guy next door will be her third; Her best friend's brother will be her fourth; and the Ice Cream man will be her fifth!! Leave her alone and disconcern yourself with her existence. Look, I'll make you a promise, okay?

I PROMISE... if you leave her alone now (forget about the 18 months), when she does f uck the neighbor...hood, it won't even phase you or matter at all. i promise, but you have to keep your end of the bargain. There's nothing you can do to change this girl or make her better except by leaving her alone. And that is the truth. And you REALLY need to appreciate what Giovanni Casanova is saying to you (the harsher, the better), I just wish he was there for me when I was going thru what you are going thru now. You're lucky, kid!

 

[the_great_gaia]

And yes, it is good to realize that you're young and learning, but if you know you're f ucking up, you would stop. c'mon, you're actually TOO OLD to be dealing with this BS from a 15 year old. She's a child!!!

 

[JCKey618]

You all are right.

And the girl I have now is better. She's 17, btw. She's not my girlfriend, though. Nothing official. We're just dating and the physical part is coming along nicely :-D

Besides, college is soon....

 

[the_great_gaia]

Okay GOOD! Now stick to your gut! When college start, you'll be inducted into so much wild shyt, that you won't even REMEMBER posting this! College is good for the soul after class! Do NOT talk to Lauren ANYMORE EVER AGAIN.

What do to about Lauren:

Lauren is a little girl who likes to do things her way, anytime and anyway she wants. But if it involves you, this is what you do:

-If Lauren calls you, don't even be nice enough to say "Hello" she doesn't deserve to hear it!

-If you see Lauren, try you very hardest to imagine that she is the landscaping background that you're just passing by.

-If someone askes you ABOUT Lauren, change the subject.

-If you so happen to think about Lauren (to the point where you can't help it), pause your thoughts and imagine that she's taking a HUGE CRAP and that most of it was in her underwear.. (ohmygod)..

Okay, and that is all....