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tsk tsk, split infinitive
Ain't nut'in' wrong wit a split infinitivte!
New Oxford Dictionary of English (1998):
"in standard English the principle of allowing split infinitives is broadly accepted as both normal and useful"
And, to answer your previous query, I do talk somewhat like I write ONLY when I get into theoretical disscussions and sh*t. Only, when I talk, there is a cornucopia [i.e. lots] of cuss words/slang and improper English thrown in:
"Ay, dat may be right, but ya gotta respect the f*ckin' dichotomy of the ostens'ble situation: murf*cka o'er dere is contemplatin' the reprocussions of his b*tches perfidy, while dee otha dude is--while attemptin' to feign ignorance of eythan--tryin' to coz'n him into f*ckin' up his life."
...or something like that. I am working on my 'smooth' speech. Usually, ain't nobody gets me when I conflate the two methods of speaking: "nerd speak" and "idiot speak". Cuz only the dorks understand the words (missing the sentence structure) and the undereducated get the sentence structure, but don't get the dork-speak.
But damn, I thought you guys would just pass up the post! If I seen a post like that, I would just attribute the attrociauoussly raveled parlance to straight up f*ck-head faceitiousness [i.e. playin around to be funny]. But theres been like, what, 5 threads concomitant [i.e. following, implying a consequence] with the original retardo-speak thread!
Sh(t, I didn't want to usurp the disscussion here; I just figured yall would see it as a lark [i.e. joke] or something.
Tounge in cheek, ya dig?
tsk tsk, split infinitive
Ain't nut'in' wrong wit a split infinitivte!
New Oxford Dictionary of English (1998):
"in standard English the principle of allowing split infinitives is broadly accepted as both normal and useful"
And, to answer your previous query, I do talk somewhat like I write ONLY when I get into theoretical disscussions and sh*t. Only, when I talk, there is a cornucopia [i.e. lots] of cuss words/slang and improper English thrown in:
"Ay, dat may be right, but ya gotta respect the f*ckin' dichotomy of the ostens'ble situation: murf*cka o'er dere is contemplatin' the reprocussions of his b*tches perfidy, while dee otha dude is--while attemptin' to feign ignorance of eythan--tryin' to coz'n him into f*ckin' up his life."
...or something like that. I am working on my 'smooth' speech. Usually, ain't nobody gets me when I conflate the two methods of speaking: "nerd speak" and "idiot speak". Cuz only the dorks understand the words (missing the sentence structure) and the undereducated get the sentence structure, but don't get the dork-speak.
But damn, I thought you guys would just pass up the post! If I seen a post like that, I would just attribute the attrociauoussly raveled parlance to straight up f*ck-head faceitiousness [i.e. playin around to be funny]. But theres been like, what, 5 threads concomitant [i.e. following, implying a consequence] with the original retardo-speak thread!
Sh(t, I didn't want to usurp the disscussion here; I just figured yall would see it as a lark [i.e. joke] or something.
Tounge in cheek, ya dig?