HELP!!! A Good 1 Liner

Unprez

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To all senior DJs...I need a good charmin one liner for a stupid lecture email i gave out to this girl about bein a better person as she parties alot....and she's really bitter bout it..i dunno y i did it just wanted to let her know that i didnt want to be another 'fan'... any ideas somethin that would put things back into a stress free friendship mode ???
 

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Unprez said:
To all senior DJs...I need a good charmin one liner for a stupid lecture email i gave out to this girl about bein a better person as she parties alot....and she's really bitter bout it..i dunno y i did it just wanted to let her know that i didnt want to be another 'fan'... any ideas somethin that would put things back into a stress free friendship mode ???
I don't understand why it's your business to give her a lecture about her partying ways in the first place. Are you her Dad? Her husband? She's bitter because you stuck your nose in her business.

Dude, if you don't like her lifestyle, don't hang out with her.
 

Rollo Tomassi

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All I did was party between the ages of 19 and 27, and honsetly, I think I'm a better person now for it.

Heh,..
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

JoseJalapenos

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Unprez said:
To all senior DJs...I need a good charmin one liner for a stupid lecture email i gave out to this girl about bein a better person as she parties alot....and she's really bitter bout it
Tell her your mother got to your computer and decided to mess with you and your friends. That, or just move on.
 

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well since you might have lost her anyhow I think you should try SOMETHING just as an experiment at least...

just be cool about it...

"Hey sorry about the other day, I was just being dumb and I was in the wrong. You are completely fine, I dont judge it!... So yeah sorry, but you cant really blame me, I'm mad cause its been so many years since someone has taken me to Disney Land =("

...something like that. :)
 
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