Had my 1st 6-way with 5 Russian bisexual acrobat hotties

[Dongfu]

Just joking - sorry couldn't resist

 

[Master Bates]

those were trannies. and i'm not joking.

 

[KontrollerX]

LOL, you are a 33 degree black belt master and founder of dongfu.

Should it be any real surprise to we mere mortals?

 

[cyp6]

hahaha

 

[Dongfu]

Thanks bro's for laughing with me. I wuz expecting some uptight azzholes to say something like, "This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."

To thoze azzholes: sorry

 

[Serialized3]

DOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*dragon kick*, *monkey punch*

 

[ducaro]

Excuse me!

This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!

sorry couldn't resist.. :crackup:

 

[Ace of Flames]

Not to come across as an uptight azzhole or anything, because I'm all for bringing a little funny into this place, buuuuuut...

This wasn't funny. Sorry. You fail.

 

[bigjohnson]

"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."


Just for you.

 

[navyseal2101]

Dude you tricked me rrrr.

 

[God_of_getting_layed]

Ban This Troll Now!!!!!

 

[Dongfu]

"This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate."


Just for you.

I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP

DONG FU IS DOWN

 

[KontrollerX]

I actually do have a serious problem. I recently converted a lesbian back from the dark side, and now she is completely obsessed with me, stalking me and all. On top of this I have voodoo priestess stalking me and conjuring up all kinds of mischief to stiffle my other attempts with women, and i'm having a little trouble with the religious objection with this hottie from the healthfood store - she doesnt believe in dating, blah blah blah.

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP HELP

DONG FU IS DOWN

Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.

Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!

 

[Dongfu]

Master we will pray on the holy mountain to the shaolin gods of dong.

Most assuredly they will aid you in your noble quest!

DONG ON deciple X - The day of redemption is soon at hand. Hail the second coming of the age of Dong.

I will keep the council informed of any further voodoo lesbian intrigue.

Monkey Punch?//

 

[zerocelcius]

For some reason I almost expected to see:

Ninja Out.

@ the bottom of this post...

 

[nicenomore]

Excuse me!

This is a serious forum for people with serious problems and this post is completely inappropriate OK!

sorry couldn't resist..

lolz.. kidding...

 

[Randallpink83]

this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!


...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?

 

[Dongfu]

this is a serious forum people.... I mean seriously this post is completely inappropriate... ABSURD!!! ABSURD on both counts... erroneous!!!


...anyone ever go on road trips and buy pringles?

You mean like . . . pringle berries

 

[Serialized3]

I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.

*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*

 

[KontrollerX]

To conclude tonights council meeting I will recite our orders ancient oath.

"May our dongs be strong and long!"

*Dissappears in a cloud of exploding dong-fu smoke vapor*