Serialized3 said:
I will meet you on the top of Mauna Kea to begin my training in the ancient art of DONG-FU mastery.
*keeeee-yaaaahhhh!*
The first mission is to hike across the burning lava barefoot, without getting burned, poll volt on your rod across the crater of no return, and seduce the Hawaiian goddess of fertility.
Seriously though, there is lava headed for my house right now. It's only a couple miles away. I'm moving to Kauai.
I was there for a few days last week. I made two sales, and set up interviews for 3 other perspective clients. One of the clients is a half hawaiian hottie that Frodo from lord of the rings was trying to game, but she shut him down. I'm about to out-game a hobbit:crackup:
"ONE DONG TO RULE THEM ALL"
Dong-kee Kick Anaconda choke
