Guys lol, I have found where all the good looking women are

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sthey tried to hide this **** from us for years now, but upon a total accident, I have found the gold mine fellas. Of course by complete accident.


My wife's car is in the shop she got in a little fender bender (With herself, another post another day), and i have 2 cars, one is a stick and she can't drive a stick, ,the other car frankly just has too much run for me to let her get behind the wheel of it.

Anyway I say all that to say she needed a ride to her yoga class. she had missed a few aqnd really was getting on my nerves about taking my car (which isnt' happening) so I said look i will take you and just pick you up. so I drop her off, go do a little running around i had to do, i come back and i am about 5 minutes early, so I say what the hell I will go in



oh my god. the ass. just everywhere. at least 70% of the women there were at least hb 7's. so they are done and my wife introduces me to a few of her friends there, total knockouts. I mean my wife is a knockout too lol, just saying they were very good looking. I mean looking at me you can tell i work out so they ask if i work out and where so we chat a minute while everyone is cooling down or what not. I'm just looking around.. thinking. dude, why didn't i think of this ****.

there was actually 2 guys in there, and both of them were talking to girls after class. I gave one them this "i see what you did there lol "look

seriously if i were single, i'd sign up for yoga classes and just go every day. this is perfect for the avg athletic male.
 

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I totally agree with this. I was going to yoga pretty religiously at my local YMCA and there were a ton of hotties there. Not only that but yoga really makes you feel great!

I stopped going because of my work schedule but plan on going back but at a different time (usually they run classes throughout the day you just have to ask for a schedule).
 

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Yoga is great for flexibility, which is also great for martial arts. Yoga started as something like the stretching routine for Indian martial arts. All of this means that you can tell women that you're at the class because your sensai recommended it.
 

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This just reinforces my urge to go to yoga classes, however the ones I am looking at are also spiritually focused as well, not just the physical activity.
 

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Yoga pants are god's gift to man.

I know a hot yoga instructor, she's a 9, smokes tons of weed,curses like a sailor and parties like a rock star. She has some of the hottest women in the city in her classes. If I wasn't a broke fat ass I'd be enrolling now.
 

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lol hilarious post -- yes man yoga chicks are hot! climbing chicks are hot too! outdoor naturey organic babes! yo quiero!!!

you know ive been saying i need to work on my flexibility...maybe some yoga is the perfect solution ;P
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Not worth becoming a pu$$y to get pu$$y
An interesting comment. I've noticed in those aerobic places there are always one or two guys in there, and they look pretty pathetic. Not sure why, cardio's a worthy pursuit. But mostly women take those classes, so they end up looking a little sissified. It's kind of like where the guys all hang out in the garage, or in the backyard playing football, while one dude goes and hangs out in the kitchen with the women. But I'm sure someone with skills can work it.

Yoga originated in India, where it is a manly thing to do. The form of yoga here in the States has been stripped of most of its spiritual meaning and meditative side, and has become mostly popular with females.

But definitely girls going to yoga (and yoga instructors!) tend to be pretty hot. It makes sense, being as they're interested in being fit. And you can't do all those flexible moves if you're obese.
 

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I might take up yoga for one of my cardio days. I bike ride 25 miles on my stationary bike 1 or 2 times a week at home before dinner... an hour of yoga is basically the same difference.

PRF those guys are not pussies because they take yoga, they are pussies because they are pussies.
 

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I might take up yoga for one of my cardio days.
Lol, I bet you might. Let us know how it goes if you do.
Are you going to take one of your wife's classes or a seperate one?
:)
 

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What if you crack a huge boner in the middle of a class?
 

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I thought everybody knew this? Guess Since I'm a gym rat I took knowing this for granted.
 

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i'd be my wife's class. not trying to look at ass (seriously..okay maybe a little) b ut seriously just trying to switch up the ole routine a little. plus one of my goals is to get back into martial arts this year and I remember how flexible i was when I took martial arts earlier in life and i have to get back to that. i could easily do the splits and stuff without even thinking about it in regular clothes.
 

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same - a girlfriend of mine gave me a free pass for the hot yoga (bikram, I think they call it) where the room is heated to 27 degrees. Going when I get back from Bali.

Nothing sexier than a woman breaking a natural sweat over a heaving chest.. ;)
 

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there is no shortage of good looking women out there, it helps to be in a bigger city or suburb of big city. i feel bad for guys stuck in small towns. everywhere i look i see hotties and i'm kind of picky. lol.
 

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backbreaker said:
sthey tried to hide this **** from us for years now, but upon a total accident, I have found the gold mine fellas. Of course by complete accident.


My wife's car is in the shop she got in a little fender bender (With herself, another post another day), and i have 2 cars, one is a stick and she can't drive a stick, ,the other car frankly just has too much run for me to let her get behind the wheel of it.

Anyway I say all that to say she needed a ride to her yoga class. she had missed a few aqnd really was getting on my nerves about taking my car (which isnt' happening) so I said look i will take you and just pick you up. so I drop her off, go do a little running around i had to do, i come back and i am about 5 minutes early, so I say what the hell I will go in



oh my god. the ass. just everywhere. at least 70% of the women there were at least hb 7's. so they are done and my wife introduces me to a few of her friends there, total knockouts. I mean my wife is a knockout too lol, just saying they were very good looking. I mean looking at me you can tell i work out so they ask if i work out and where so we chat a minute while everyone is cooling down or what not. I'm just looking around.. thinking. dude, why didn't i think of this ****.

there was actually 2 guys in there, and both of them were talking to girls after class. I gave one them this "i see what you did there lol "look

seriously if i were single, i'd sign up for yoga classes and just go every day. this is perfect for the avg athletic male.
Hahahah I'm surprised you didn't discover this goldmine before lol, also proper dance schools etc have hot hot women too.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
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Dumb comment. Yoga actually has many benefits. Same with pilates, and those classes are always full of hotties. Go to these classes enough and act like its not a big deal, and the women will be intrigued and start to approach you.
 

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Im actually searching for classes and after stumbling upon a few... oh boy. Im going to need to tape my boy to my leg... then again, i might end up kicking the instructor in the if face if i get too into it ;)
 

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BB why did you have to let that little secret out?

Been doing yoga for a good 3 months now. its a great way to get limber, flexible and a place to meet woemn.

ha, the classes I go to most of the time its me or maybe 1 other dude. im not in top physical shape but i get looks from the ladies (maybe they think im stalking them)

This one time after class this HB6 came up to me saying its good how much I sweat in class. she smiled and stood there for a response. I simply nodded and said "see you next week"

its a start. sure its a great place to meet women but my focus is working on my warrior posing.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
So does boxing. So does MMA fighting and weightlifting.
i see what you are talking about. but to me its all about variety. I train Gi and No Gi BJJ. Im also getting into striking side of Martial Arts.

See the thing is that Im not that flexible with my hips and legs. i figured out that yoga will help in my flexibility. and if im the only guy in class, so be it. Im not there to specifically meet women. I can meet women anywhere.

I think its just a great way to get fit, meet fit chicks or chicks who want to get fit. and thats fine with me.
 

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