Got a lapdance...

[leoncour]

My friends took me to a gentlemans club for my birthday and it was awsome. It was the first time I went to one...and I didn't know what the ettiquite was. We watched a few dances, and then the guys paid for my first lapdance. I was bewildered at what was happening and the girl was incredibly hot. So we go to the booth and sit down. She asks me if I've been there before and I said no. Then she asked me if I've been to a strip club before and I said nope. Before the dance started a hostess came up to us and asked me if I would like to buy her a drink, which I thought was odd. I said sure so I bought her and myself a red bull (which is why I can't go to sleep right now).

She started dancing and I was kind of unsure what to do so I really did literally nothing except smiling and enjoying the whole thing. I was wearing my glasses and forgot to take them off, so she just rubbed her boobs against my face with my glasses on. I felt like an idiot so I took them off, and by then it was too late...I missed my chance to have beautiful breasts rubbing against my face without the damn specks on. After the dance was over, she sat down naked and the drinks came. By then I was really nervous and told her thanks, that she was beautiful, left a tip, took my drink and walked back to my friends. What I don't get was if I should have stayed. I mean, after the drinks come, then what? I didn't think you would actually talk to a stripper about anything...I just thought that it was a transaction...you pay your money, get your dance, then leave. I really feel like a dork right now.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

dude, I've gotten all kinds of lapdances from all kinds of girls. They can be beneficial, given you know what to expect. I know of a place where for a $15 lapdance, the girl will get you off in your pants. I know another guy who studied NLP like a frikkin maniac, and went to strip clubs, and practiced patterns on the girls. He wasn't trying to bang them mind you, just practicing all kinds of crazy langauge patterns on beautiful girls (at least they look beuatiful with their fake boobs and such in the dark), and he got pretty good, because this dude is the most mackinest dude I have ever laid eyes upon. ALWAYS has about 2-3 HB8+ plates spinning.

anywyas, what you DON'T want to do is think the girl wants anything but your money. don't EVER think you have a chance with her, just go for the boobies in your face, pay your money and get the phuck out.

And the place where I could get off in my pants? As soon as the girl sat down the waitress would always ask if I wanted to buy her a drink I alwasy said NO. and they had no problem with that.

I once saw this poor SOB AFC sit there for like 10 lap dances, paying money after money, buying drink after drink, then I overheard he was trying the whole time to get the girls phone number, and she kept stringing him along. He must've gone through at least a few hundred dollars. Sad.

But yea, strip clubs, lap dances are good if you know what they're for.

 

[ZenGodMod]

A gentlenmens club? Its a strip club! Even the stripper said it.

Why are you paying for cheat sexaul thrills?

Might as well throw away everything you learnt here and just buy an escort.

 

[decades]

lap dances are a waste of money. so are hookers.

 

[Juando]

dude, I've gotten all kinds of lapdances from all kinds of girls. They can be beneficial, given you know what to expect. I know of a place where for a $15 lapdance, the girl will get you off in your pants. I know another guy who studied NLP like a frikkin maniac, and went to strip clubs, and practiced patterns on the girls. He wasn't trying to bang them mind you, just practicing all kinds of crazy langauge patterns on beautiful girls (at least they look beuatiful with their fake boobs and such in the dark), and he got pretty good, because this dude is the most mackinest dude I have ever laid eyes upon. ALWAYS has about 2-3 HB8+ plates spinning.

anywyas, what you DON'T want to do is think the girl wants anything but your money. don't EVER think you have a chance with her, just go for the boobies in your face, pay your money and get the phuck out.

And the place where I could get off in my pants? As soon as the girl sat down the waitress would always ask if I wanted to buy her a drink I alwasy said NO. and they had no problem with that.

I once saw this poor SOB AFC sit there for like 10 lap dances, paying money after money, buying drink after drink, then I overheard he was trying the whole time to get the girls phone number, and she kept stringing him along. He must've gone through at least a few hundred dollars. Sad.

But yea, strip clubs, lap dances are good if you know what they're for.

I've had one experience in a strip club, had no idea what to expect.

Had an amazing time. Blonde gave me a lap dance, left me with her scarf..

Brunette wanted to give me a lap dance, i said no, but after talking to her for 10 minutes, told her I wanted to see her. She asked for my number, I said no, let's set a time and we'll exchange numbers. She went for her card.

Beautiful Italian/Brazilian she, we met, she paid for everything. Very smart,
university graduate, speaks five languages, sings, hot.

Fairy tale? No, turns out she's married, probably more for legal status, but I'm staying away for now, other than friends.

My point- I probably got lucky, it was my night, etc, although I did not fclose (yet), but never say never.

 

[Blackmm]

This reminds me of an old saying"

"A 3 for free beats a 10 for $10"

 

[leoncour]

A gentlenmens club? Its a strip club! Even the stripper said it.

Why are you paying for cheat sexaul thrills?

Might as well throw away everything you learnt here and just buy an escort.

Hey, you gotta try it once in your life, right?

 

[MacAvoy]

lap dances are a waste of money. so are hookers.

Have you ever tried it? If not, then how can you judge something you've never done.

 

[armadon]

I only go to strip clubs when I'm in a LTR. It's good to get boobies in your face without the temptation to cheat.

 

[decades]

Have you ever tried it? If not, then how can you judge something you've never done.

it's a scam and guess who the patsy is?

 

[MacAvoy]

What is a scam?

 

[leoncour]

No one here has addressed my original post...what do you do when they serve the drinks?

 

[MacAvoy]

I've never come across your particular situation but whenever I've gotten a lapdance, I've stayed for as long as possible until she kicks me out to get my money's worth. I'll chat her up if I like her, if I didn't think she was good, I'd bail and go back to my friends.

 

[edger]

A gentlenmens club? Its a strip club! Even the stripper said it.

Why are you paying for cheat sexaul thrills?

Might as well throw away everything you learnt here and just buy an escort.

Lap dances are great if given right, with good grinding. Another name for that is a "full-contact dance". You say, "you might as well throw everything away you learned here and buy an escort." Well I've got news for ya, even good game doesn't guarantee chix for you, as I've realized. So, either you let a stripper or an escort get you "off", or you suffer an agonizing sex deprived life. Sometimes you're left with no choice but to pay.

Never in a gazillion yrs thought I'd be saying this.

 

[wjh]

Sometimes you're left with no choice but to pay.

Uh, you never HAVE to pay for pu55y. Sure, it may be withheld, but it's not like the pu55y IRS is going to come after you for not having paid your annual hooker stipend.

 

[edger]

Uh, you never HAVE to pay for pu55y.

Haha, say that if you ever become deprived of it. I've said the same sh*t. "I'd NEVER pay to have a chick get me off, f*ck that". Come talk to me after you start going for long periods without it.

 

[ZenGodMod]

Well I've got news for ya, even good game doesn't guarantee chix for you, as I've realized. So, either you let a stripper or an escort get you "off", or you suffer an agonizing sex deprived life. Sometimes you're left with no choice but to pay.

Never in a gazillion yrs thought I'd be saying this.

It means you still got allot of work to do on your game/self, there is no shortcuts in life if you want to achieve Supreme DJ status. There is sweat and blood.

Christ, some guys here get laid once a week without the need of strippers or escorts. How deprived are they?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

No one here has addressed my original post...what do you do when they serve the drinks?

Drink them and make small talk with the chic. Or if you don't want to talk to her, tell her to rub your back while you drink your drink. Or leave. your choice.

Just don't keep buying lap dances or drinks. That is what she is thinking "how much money can i squeeze out of this guy.."

 

[Latinoman]

Haha, say that if you ever become deprived of it. I've said the same sh*t. "I'd NEVER pay to have a chick get me off, f*ck that". Come talk to me after you start going for long periods without it.

That's certainly a losers mentallity. NO MAN in his 20s should be paying for a prostitute or an escort. I would say that something is SERIOUSLY wrong with that man.

To this day, I have NEVER paid for a prostitute or an escort. Will I in the future? I don't know.

 

[MacAvoy]

That's certainly a losers mentallity. NO MAN in his 20s should be paying for a prostitute or an escort. I would say that something is SERIOUSLY wrong with that man.

Why do you say that? Your judging something because of what society has taught you that is morally repugnant. When its really no different than having sex with a stranger from a bar. Sex is sex.