Good news about the MILF Fvckbuddy.

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As some of you may recall, I landed a nice fvckbuddy relationship with a 39 year old MILF hottie. Problems came up when she told me she smoked crack. Well afterwards I found out she only does it once in a blue moon as a recreational thing. Still pretty sh1tty, but I said fvck it, consistent pvssy is consistent pvssy.

So I am still pounding her without a condom (save me the lectures, I'm a big boy) and everything is great. Her tubes are tied so I just blow right inside her. She shaves her pvssy and talks dirty all the time when we're screwing. I pounded her for about an hour and a half (just going slow and enjoying it) and she never got tired.

Her kids are going out of town this weekend and she wants me to come spend the night over there. She's already talked about deep throating and swallowing, and how she wants also try anal sex soon.

The best part? She is supplicating to me! She always stops by my house when I'm not there and puts a few beers in the fridge for me. No joke! She has also been trying to buy new jewelry for me. She's already brought over about 5-6 different necklaces for me. I've said I don't like any of them (it's true, they're too small) and she keeps returning them and bringing different ones over. This is just awesome. :)

Just wanted to share the good news. Of course I don't want anything to do with her aside from sex, but I think it's cute to see a 39 year old woman supplicating to a 22 year old.

Thank you, DJ Bible! :D
 

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Big boys can still get STDs.

As far as everything else goes - if she is sincere, it sounds like she may have something different in mind than just being a FB. FBs don't go buying stuff for each other, they are just buddies, right.

And you gave a crack smoker access to your house so she can put beer in your fridge when your aren't there? You must like risks. What do you do for fun? Juggle live grenades?

ET
 

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You know...crack is one of the most addictive drugs out there. I had a friend who tried it once and got totally addicted. She would have sold her soul to get another hit.

Ever hear of the term "crack wh*re"? Better yet, ever seen one in action up close and personal? I dare say you haven't. People who use hard drugs tend to associate with people who use hard drugs. Crack is so addictive that when a person is smoking it, they will do virtually anything to get more...including laying down and spreading them for a guy who does IV drugs and shares needles. If he has a little rock handy and she needs a hit, she's not thinking about whether or not he has Hepatitis or HIV...that high is all that matters.

You are a dumba$$...plain and simple. Not only are you sticking your penis in a woman who has almost certainly been exposed to some serious crotch rot...but you've been sticking it in without any protection. It's idiots like you that spread STDs. What a f*cking moron...
 

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Oh boy, here come the Carebears to give me a lesson on moral fiber. Zzzzz.
 

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man you'd think by 22, people would be somewhat smart. it's got nothing to do with moral fiber, what the person is trying to tell you is to keep your d!ck clean and not put your life in the hands of a crackhead by screwing her raw-dog.

whatever man, it's your life.
 

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Originally posted by affliction
Oh boy, here come the Carebears to give me a lesson on moral fiber. Zzzzz.
Morality has NOTHING to do with it you fool. This is about being responsible for your own well-being. Sticking your schlong in this woman without using protection is like playing Russian Roulette.
 

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Originally posted by affliction
So I am still pounding her without a condom (save me the lectures, I'm a big boy)
Cool. Just if you do get VD, don't come here crying and panicking like you did last time, big boy. ;)

Glad it worked out, though.

Ewww....but glad you're happy.
 

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How crack cocaine spreads AIDS

San Francisco Chronicle - Monday February 13, 1989

Randy Shilts

Miami - The young black women from Miami's impoverished Overtown and Liberty City neighborhoods are coming in more frequently now, shocked at the news that they are infected with the AIDS virus and telling remarkably similar stories. "They tell me they stopped shooting drugs because of AIDS, so instead they started smoking crack," says Sonja Singleton, who works with the University of Miami's Health Crisis Network. "And now they're infected." It turns out that the women get infected by having sex in exchange for the high-grade crack cocaine. "Every crack house has an extra room for sex," sighs Singleton. "There are only two things that go on in crack houses - drugs and sex." NOT JUST MIAMI Such stories are not unique to Miami. Around the country, crack cocaine suddenly has emerged as the newest challenge to fighting the AIDS epidemic. Crack is rapidly forcing the public health community to rethink entirely its strategy for battling the already complicated problem of AIDS among drug addicts. The surge of AIDS among crack users seized center stage at the annual AIDS and Chemical Dependency Conference last week in Miami. Few of the addiction program staff members at the conference were without tragic stories like Singleton's. The explosion of crack use in the inner cities has poured gasoline on the already flaming problem of AIDS among heroin users. Numerous studies have shown that the rate of AIDS infection among crack addicts is soaring far beyond the already dismal infection rates among heroin users. A study by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco, for example, found that crack addicts were 6.4 times more likely than heroin addicts to be infected with the human immunodeficiency virus. MANY INJECTIONS Because a crack high does not last as long as the effects of heroin, cocaine addicts who inject the drug shoot up far more frequently, as often as 10 times a day. This enormously increases the chances of getting infected by a contaminated needle. Although heroin deadens the sexual appetite, cocaine excites it, creating a serious problem of sexual transmission of AIDS within crack houses, even among those who never use a needle. From a policy standpoint, the emerging crack problem could not be less opportune. After years of dawdling, public health experts have arrived at a consensus on what to do about AIDS among heroin addicts. Most proposals have called for vastly expanding the nation's methadone treatment programs. In such programs, addicts receive methadone, a legal drug that satisfies their craving for heroin and keeps them away from the dirty needles that spread AIDS. Former President Ronald Reagan's AIDS commission made methadone expansion the most expensive element of its AIDS battle plan, calling for $3 billion in drug-treatment spending. NO SUBSTITUTE DRUG Unfortunately, such programs do nothing to help the crack problem. In fact, many crack users already are in such treatment projects and use cocaine to augment their methadone highs. Among crack addicts who want to kick the habit, there is no drug comparable to methadone that can substitute for cocaine. Proposals to give free needles to addicts similarly will have little effect on the problem of smoked cocaine and sex activity related to it. "Cocaine has gummed up everything," says Dr. David Smith, who is director of the Haight-Ashbury Free Clinic and a leading authority on the problem of AIDS among drug addicts. "We've been thinking of AIDS and crack as two separate problems - and now it's clear that they're not separate at all." The policy quandary is that no new dramatic solutions for the crack-AIDS connection are on the drawing boards. MONEY NEEDED The most sensible solution lies in treatment programs that will provide recovery from addiction altogether, because a methadone-style maintenance drug is not available. Such programs cost money - lots of it - and they have been far less successful than the maintenance programs in attracting addicts. For Singleton, the lack of solutions means more conversations with frightened young men and women who have learned that they are infected with a deadly virus. The problem strikes close to home for the 34-year-old counselor: A heroin addict for 18 years, Singleton was in a treatment center only four days when she was told she was infected with HIV. She now spreads warnings about AIDS through the mean streets she once walked as a prostitute, but she worries that her efforts may prove futile. "Something needs to be done," she says. "More people are falling through the cracks than are getting help." As of last week, 85,590 cases of acquired immune deficiency syndrome have been reported to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control. Of these, 48,957 people have died.
 

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Ever wonder how many other men this woman is letting put it to her without a condom in exchange for free crack to smoke? I mean...if she's not making you wrap it up and is willing to be your booty call what makes you think you're the only one? I guaran-damn-tee that you are NOT the only one. So tell me...how does it feel having the remnants of other men's semen all over your d*ck?
 

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Hey Affliction..... if its not too much trouble, can you tell again how you got to meet this 39 yr old milf? i never read up on it, thanks
She is sort of a friend of the family. I've actually known her and her kids (I am friends with her 18 year old son) for a long time. It wasn't until I found this site last august, improved my game and started lifting weights, that she started showing interest.

At first it started only when she was drunk. Her and my mother occassionally hang out on weekends and sometimes when I would come home late she would be there and would make jokes about how buff I was getting and would rub all over my chest. It was a nice ego boost and I got a kick out of it, but I didn't plan on ever making a move.

However, after being played by an attention wh0re (I made a thread about this before), I just said fvck it and decided to nail the milf. It wasn't hard at all. She was over my house one day while my mom was out shoveling snow and said she was quitting smoking and was talking about how she hadn't been laid and six months and just wanted a good fvck.

A few days later I went and hung out with her son and nailed her when we got back that night. Since then I've pounded her twice at my house (again, she's a friend of the family and spends the night occassionally). I just wake her up once everyone is asleep, bring her into my room, and do the deed. :D

As for the crack thing...these alarmists are actually just armchair theorists acting on a few buzzwords they heard on their favorite after-school specials. I'm not losing any sleep over it.
 

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QUOTE]As for the crack thing...these alarmists are actually just armchair theorists acting on a few buzzwords they heard on their favorite after-school specials. I'm not losing any sleep over it.[/QUOTE]



you are a ****ing idiot. I have snorted a few lines of COKE...and it was ****ing crazy how much i wanted more..thank the lord I didnt get more. Yea drugs that **** up the natural chemicals in ur body from a few uses are good for you.



and stop bragging about ****ing a 39 yr old who does Crack, you sound like uve never been laid..you should be ****ing 18 to 24 yr olds.
 

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So you're having sex with your friend's mother and your mother's friend. As if that's not f*cked up enough...you aren't using protection and the woman smokes crack.

The fallout from this mess is going to completely destroy two families and two friendships....and it might just give you a heinous case of crotch rot.

I can't believe that you are actually bragging about this...really, I can't.
 

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right on wildfire....I just read this..and it has struck a cord with me....I am 22 yrs old....and unless I was ****ing Pamela Anderson or Demi Moore my friends and family would say im the BIGGEST LOSER on earth for ****ing a 39 yr old. 2nd I would feel like the BIGGEST LOSER BRAGGING ABOUT ****ING MY MOMS FRIEND WHO DOES CRACK.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS DROVE ME CRAZY READING THIS STORY.

ok time to relax
 

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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
i think it's a troll, no one is this stupid
I wish I could say I agreed with you...I really do. Unfortunately...there ARE people this ignorant out there. If I were a guy I would be downright furious to think that THIS moron is out there doing his part to spread STDs to some unsuspecting girl that any one of YOU could end up with at some point. Gross...
 

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Bragging? If I wanted to brag I would have just left out all of the messy details. I'm just being real here and sharing my story. You're delusional if you think the approval from the sosuave community carries any weight, man. (Don't mean to sound condescending, just being honest)

Anyway, 1 line of coke? Haha...dude you are a practically a drug virgin. I don't do any drugs anymore except the occasional joint on weekends, but I've done everything under the sun (probably why it isn't a big deal to me) and 1 line of coke is NOT enough to make someone fiend for more. You're either some wacked out ritalin kid or just an idiot.
 

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1 line of coke? Haha...dude you are a practically a drug virgin
if that is what im virgin too...then Im doing good.


but I've done everything under the sun (probably why it isn't a big deal to me)
Im glad that you are proud of this


You're either some wacked out ritalin kid or just an idiot.

I can say im a Man not a kid...never had ritalin...no Sir im not an idiot. I dont sleep with 39 yr old women who do drugs and are friends of my mothers. :)


Hey mommy im ****ing ur friend YEAHHH!!
 

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Friv, you attempted to use anecdotal evidence in a previous post ("I tried coke and look what happened" etc) and the purpose of my reply was to discredit that by illustrating the irrelevance of your example. I think you know that, too. But whatever, apparently you're more interesting in having some kind of text battle? Hate to disappoint, but I dont do e-wars.
 

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Here's an idea. Before pounding her, why not strap on a condom first? Just because you can't get her pregnant doesn't mean that she can't give you an STD. Just because someone says that they are using a drug recreationally and safely doesn't mean that they are always telling the truth. If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is. There. Enough preaching.
 

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Originally posted by affliction

A few days later I went and hung out with her son and nailed her when we got back that night. Since then I've pounded her twice at my house (again, she's a friend of the family and spends the night occassionally). I just wake her up once everyone is asleep, bring her into my room, and do the deed. :D

You must live down in the south somewhere. Where are you on the economical chain if you don't mind me asking?
 

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