Mistic
Senior Don Juan
I've been watching a lot of TUF and UFC lately. One thing that annoys me to no end are the religious fighters that think god is on their side. IMO you are already an idiot if you believe in god. But it is even more pathetic to believe that if there was a god, it would choose sides in an MMA fight.
Just pretend for a second that this god actually existed, and we were its children. Why would god, who is all about love, give two sh!ts which one of his children beat up the other one better? If you had kids of your own, and they got into a fight, would you corner one and assist him in beating the **** out of your other son? Of course not. And you are just a dumb ass human, a step up from a retarded monkey. God, creator of all things in infinite universes and dimensions, cares if you win a fight?????
Id like to get one of these MMA idiots and beat his face in while I say repeatedly, "where's your f@ggot god now you idiot." And I would bash his face over and over until he agreed to become an atheist, or at least agnostic.
On a side note for any idiots here that havent evolved their intelligence enough to realize there is no grand entity that takes a personal interest in your life, here are some other reasons why if god existed, he would have to be a pathetic, very unintelligent being, worthy of no praise.
1. As you get older you lose the hair on your head, but grow a bunch in your ears. Where is the intelligent design behind this phenomenon?
2. God made some men with small pricks. Now this is just down right cruel. Am I right, Asians? We know why there is no concept of god in your culture. So, if we are made in gods image, does this mean god potentially has a very small penis. That would explain why he is such an angry, vengeful god.
3. Rather than having shark like teeth that keep filling i as you lose them, or having rat like teeth that can chew through steel and never decay, god blessed you with soft pathetic teeth that rot out while you are living, causing you to have disgusting breath, another great creation, and ultimately pain and life threatening infection. Now god in our image is starting to sound like a little d!ck, toothless hillbilly with a bald head, hair growing in his ears and bad breath.
4. God has some other nifty inventions for humans to engage in like rape torture, murder, etc. Yes, if god created everything, then he created you with those desires. It's not your fault you turned out to be a raping sodomite. You are just angry that you are bald and have a little a small pecker. You think joining this forum is going to help you, but you'de be better off waiting for science to cure baldness and small pricks, which it will do, no help from you know who.
I could go on, but i'm sure i have said enough to rid any religious manipulative seducers of women around here from any last thoughts that god exists. Because he doesn't. He is no where to be found. He's not in an MMA cage cornering fighters. He's not out to help you get laid. He doesn't care about you, because just like a pink unicorn, he doesn't exist. And if he did, he would be a bald, hairy eared, toothless, Mixed martial art, anal raping, sodomite, little d!ck loser, just like the children he made in his image.
Gaymen
Just pretend for a second that this god actually existed, and we were its children. Why would god, who is all about love, give two sh!ts which one of his children beat up the other one better? If you had kids of your own, and they got into a fight, would you corner one and assist him in beating the **** out of your other son? Of course not. And you are just a dumb ass human, a step up from a retarded monkey. God, creator of all things in infinite universes and dimensions, cares if you win a fight?????
Id like to get one of these MMA idiots and beat his face in while I say repeatedly, "where's your f@ggot god now you idiot." And I would bash his face over and over until he agreed to become an atheist, or at least agnostic.
On a side note for any idiots here that havent evolved their intelligence enough to realize there is no grand entity that takes a personal interest in your life, here are some other reasons why if god existed, he would have to be a pathetic, very unintelligent being, worthy of no praise.
1. As you get older you lose the hair on your head, but grow a bunch in your ears. Where is the intelligent design behind this phenomenon?
2. God made some men with small pricks. Now this is just down right cruel. Am I right, Asians? We know why there is no concept of god in your culture. So, if we are made in gods image, does this mean god potentially has a very small penis. That would explain why he is such an angry, vengeful god.
3. Rather than having shark like teeth that keep filling i as you lose them, or having rat like teeth that can chew through steel and never decay, god blessed you with soft pathetic teeth that rot out while you are living, causing you to have disgusting breath, another great creation, and ultimately pain and life threatening infection. Now god in our image is starting to sound like a little d!ck, toothless hillbilly with a bald head, hair growing in his ears and bad breath.
4. God has some other nifty inventions for humans to engage in like rape torture, murder, etc. Yes, if god created everything, then he created you with those desires. It's not your fault you turned out to be a raping sodomite. You are just angry that you are bald and have a little a small pecker. You think joining this forum is going to help you, but you'de be better off waiting for science to cure baldness and small pricks, which it will do, no help from you know who.
I could go on, but i'm sure i have said enough to rid any religious manipulative seducers of women around here from any last thoughts that god exists. Because he doesn't. He is no where to be found. He's not in an MMA cage cornering fighters. He's not out to help you get laid. He doesn't care about you, because just like a pink unicorn, he doesn't exist. And if he did, he would be a bald, hairy eared, toothless, Mixed martial art, anal raping, sodomite, little d!ck loser, just like the children he made in his image.
Gaymen
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