Getting weed out of your system?

[Latinoman]

Alright I get drug tested in two or three weeks and if im not clean my a$$ is going to county jail

So I've been drinking a lot of water but I don't think it works
Does the cranberry juice work?
Someone help me out before I get stuck in a cell with a guy named bubba

If they get hair...you can rest assure that it will be VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE to b.s. the test.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

I always wondered this since I quit 6 months ago. Why do you guys smoke? What's the point of smoking? You dont' remember much, if you do something and most of your smoker friends are friends because of weed.

It stays in your system for 1 month and you feel it for few days after you smoke. I think drinking is much more better since it'll stay in your system for 1-3 days max.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

I've heard that pickle juice will clean out your system. Something to do with the vinegar. I've never tried it, but it makes sense.

 

[dot]

I've never really had this problem but I've heard cleaning your system is easiest and cheapest, especially if you're a lightweight smoker. Now I don't know about random tests. **** em. You can be random drug tested and lie detector tested.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Since you're obviously a non-smoker, you'll probably never understand. However, for me, weed offers a sense of clarity that I never feel sober. Also, it represents (for me) an aphrodesiac.

I've written my best passages and have elicited the most mind-provoking conversations under a stoned haze.

There are a lot of people who smoke weed, so there must be something good about it.

I think that if you're most connected to the philosophical and sensual aspects of life, you'll like weed.

I'm calling bullsh!t. I used to smoke a lot in highschool and it didn't get me anywhere. When you get high you may think that you're enlightened, but in reality you're just wasting your time and money. You sound like another smug hippie who think that they see life in a different light than everyone else, but you don't.

A lot of people smoke crack, too. There must be something good about it, right?

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

However, it is acceptable to take a gravity bong rip to get rid of a hangover.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Since you're obviously a non-smoker, you'll probably never understand. However, for me, weed offers a sense of clarity that I never feel sober. Also, it represents (for me) an aphrodesiac.

I've written my best passages and have elicited the most mind-provoking conversations under a stoned haze.

There are a lot of people who smoke weed, so there must be something good about it.

I think that if you're most connected to the philosophical and sensual aspects of life, you'll like weed.

Actually I'm a ex-smoker, I've seen way too many friends become lazy and obsessed with weed. Most of them are lazy (2.0 GPA or less) and are going to community college. That's probably why I stopped smoking since I don't wanna be with them. I also noticed that most ppl who smoke or drink a lot has problems and use that as an escape. Well thanks for providing another view, I can respect that.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

I'm assuming that drinking pickle juice would be the equivalent to taking x lax. The thought of someone trying it makes me laugh. I was kind of hoping that somebody on this forum would give it a shot and describe their experience.

I've never heard of anybody od'ing from smoking marijuana, but I know plenty of people who have been arrested for possesion. Unfortunately, I also fit into that group. It's only a matter of time.

When you write the next great American novel, let me know. I will be glad to pass up reading it.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

You sound like you have your sh1t together, but being a teacher, you should know better than to condone smoking pot on a forum full of highschool kids. One little mistake involving something as insignificant as pot can ruin a kid's future. Good luck with the teaching/writing, though.

 

[ryannath]

This may be a stupid question, but I'll ask it anyway. I took one hit off some weed the other night maybe 4 days ago. If I went and got some bloodwork done for a STD checkup, could they detect THC in my blood, or is this just a stupid question? I hope it's a stupid question to be honest, because then, no worries.

 

[ryannath]

I guess no one knows if they can detect THC from bloodwork?

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

I guess no one knows if they can detect THC from bloodwork?

THC can be found in the blood, but they need your permission to perform a drug analysis. They will only be looking for stds in your case.

Even if they did find anything they couldn't legally report it.