Getting weed out of your system?

[PRMoon]

Normal levels? I don't think there was even the tiniest bit of THC in my cells when I was like 5-yrs-old

Delta 9 tetra hycanibol is natrually occuring in the human body. Typically however it's less then .005 nanograms. I took a drug test a while back and I was at .02 nanograms. The legal driving limit for it is .01 nanograms before you get a DUI (In nevada anyway).

 

[Bible_Belt]

fwiw, some midwestern states have changed their laws making mere possession of the whizzinator a felony (btw, for those not familiar with the device, it is a fake d!ck out of which you squirt urine that you bring in with you).

You should find someone coming out of the test that you have to take and ask them about the circumstances. I have had 'just go in the bathroom and bring back the sample' tests, and I have also had military tests where they make a couple of privates stare at your d!ck while you piss. If they have a 'we must watch you pee' type of test, then a whizzinator won't work. Otherwise, it might. They sell fake urine to go with them.

 

[TheNewGuy]

I'm skinny, 5"10' and 150 pounds, light user, mby an 1/8th every other week, how long would it take to get out of my system?

Three to four weeks.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

ohh yeah thanks for all the replies you guys
I went through hell to try and get it out of my system.

well heres an update:

The thing is though that b**** never drug tested me she was lying to me!
to scare the sh!t out of me and she did
B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MAVER1CK]

LOL.

17 years old, and his life is already over.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

LOL.

17 years old, and his life is already over.

nearly 18 in january
yeah... :[ I was in possesion of a deadly weapon and I was drunk and heres the worst part.. I was taking a piss in the alley when the cop creeped up on me

my probation is over in january though.. 2 more months.. hopefully I make it without anything happenin to me..

^_^ Im a bad kid

 

[Adone]

nearly 18 in january
yeah... :[ I was in possesion of a deadly weapon and I was drunk and heres the worst part.. I was taking a piss in the alley when the cop creeped up on me

my probation is over in january though.. 2 more months.. hopefully I make it without anything happenin to me..

^_^ Im a bad kid

I pissed on a dog some time ago

 

[Bible_Belt]

ohh yeah thanks for all the replies you guys
I went through hell to try and get it out of my system.

well heres an update:

The thing is though that b**** never drug tested me she was lying to me!
to scare the sh!t out of me and she did
B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POs do that. They also will make you think that you have a test, then not give it to you, and then later surprise you with a test in case you went partying after your first non-test. Stay clean until the probation is over.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

OMG dude listen to this DRINKING WATER WORKS! My friend smoked 3 bowls of J and that same day while he was high he got a call from his probation officer that he has a drug test the next f*cking day! (4 p.m.) Since he'll be f*cked anyways he decided to try the water thing and drank water 24/7. He went through at least 20 bottles through the day. Everyone thought he was done but the next day he came to school cuz HE PASSED!

 

[Vincent]

Take a crap load of niacin and drink a lot of water a couple days before you're gonna get tested. Apparently it'll make you feel like crap, but you should pass.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

Okay, I don't feel like reading all the replies... so I might repeat something

DRINK TONS OF WATER for a few days and take vitamins.

On the LAST few days before the tests, drink less water.

If you have TOO much water in your system they will wonder why you have more water than normal... and they are not dumb... they know why.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Okay, I don't feel like reading all the replies... so I might repeat something

DRINK TONS OF WATER for a few days and take vitamins.

On the LAST few days before the tests, drink less water.

If you have TOO much water in your system they will wonder why you have more water than normal... and they are not dumb... they know why.

Drinking tons of water works but I don't know what you mean by too much water in your system since 90% of the body is made up by water anyways. You mean the pee concentration? that's BS they do not check the concentration of the pee cuz it differs so much from ppl it's only about 5% waste products anyways and it's not like their gonna taste the stuff. Just drink lots of water you know if you drank enough when you pee clear. Also even if they KNEW they don't have EVIDENCE which is needed to PROVE YOU GUILTY IN COURT.

 

[Kev07]

get someone else to piss for you duh

 

[TheNewGuy]

If you can get 3-4 hours notice go to a local headshop and get those cleanser drinks. Should be $30-$50 but they work.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

I'm skinny, 5"10' and 150 pounds, light user, mby an 1/8th every other week, how long would it take to get out of my system?

2-3 weeks normally but it depends how LONG you were smoking... 1 year 2 years? If your skinny then your metabolism is high, meaning it's easier for you to get it out of your system. Most people don't know that it takes at most 2 months to get it out, if your a chronic smoker, no pun intended.

If you NEED to get it out ASAP you can buy the body system flusher/cleaner at stores like Shaws. Also drinks LOTS of water, until your peer is 100% clear, my friend smoked a bowl or two and he had to pass the piss test the next day. We all thought he was f*cked but that kid just drank water for 24 hours (becareful not to get water poisioning) and PASSED IT! If your not sure go buy a HOME PEE TEST KIT and see it first. Those things are pretty reliable, if you wanna make sure buy like 3 of those and make sure you pass.

 

[backbreaker]

first of all, if you know you have a drug test in advance, and still fail it, you have issues.


but let's say you have 5 days. Weed is the hardest of any drug to get out your system (I can do an eightball of coke on thursday, take a drug test monday and not worry it's in my system, assuming I'm not an every day user)

First of all, Take 4 asprin 3 hours before the test. Asrpin is the only thing that works as a screen again drugs.

Secondly, when you piss, always give an "mid stream" sample... the beginning of the stream is always the dirtiest

what else... drinking all that water days before the test does no good, it just makes you feel uncomofrtable... you need to be exercising, that's about it.

drink 8 to 10 glasses of water (until your pee) is white before the drug test, right before, and take a vitamin B to add color back to your piss... make that 2. the idea is to dulude your pee. There has to be a certain amount of THC in your piss to come back as a postive, deluding your piss well... it deludes it.

If you have a couple of days, you can go to walgreens and they make a cleanser you can buy.

Also, at walgreens, you can by an at home test for $15 bucks.. take it at home before you go. if you fail the test at home, don't be a dumbass and go take the test at the lab.

 

[Killer_Demo]

remember to exercise heavy the day b4 ur test....thc will sweat out from ur sweat glands...

 

[Create Reality]

Put a joint in the peecup and stick it to the man.

 

[Rudra]

Hyperhydration

Drinking aceloads of water before the test might work, but watch out not to kill yourself with it.

There´s a condition called water poisoning or hyperhydration. Taking in lots of water disbalances the electrolytes in your body fluids by diluting them. Diluting is what you actually are planning to do, but you have to stay inside the limits.

A healthy person can renally excrete about a liter of water an hour. If you are on a diet (low sodium for instance), 2 litres of water taken at one sitting might kill you. For normal people not on a diet, 3 litres might already kill them.

For a rundown of the exact chemical and biological mechanisms, read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperhydration

 

[backbreaker]

synethic urine works, but make sure you aren't being watched and it has to be done pre screening.

the best methods are waiting and exercising

you know how much water you have to drink to kill yourself? drink the morning of your test until your pee is crystal clear.

as far as the pills, you don't even have to do that, you can eat food with lots of B or C complex in them, but the pills are easier

other helpful hints:

Eat lots and lots of sugar before/night before your test. THC is stored in the fat tissues, by eating sugar you slow down the burning of fat. so wayyy before you want to exercise, but right before you want to slow it down

for the love of god, drink water. take coke. the cutoff is 150mg per sample. if you can get your pee crystal clear, you will have less coke per piss if that makes any sense. it'st he koolaid theory. when you make kool-aid, the more water you dump in the mix, the less of the sugar you can taste.

dont' waste your money on test kits. think about it, these testing compaines are BIG compaines. they get paid to stay on top of stuff like that. alot of places even test for that stuff now.