You get the idea.
I was planning on ****ing this chick. 1st mistake, to "lower my standards". I wouldn't approach her or something on a regular day basis, but I got to know her through some time, and, well. She sounded like she wanted to get gunwitched. So I call her, and she says she can't, but that she really really wants to. Then texts me and asks when could we meet so that she comes over to my place.
So, we set up the whole thing. The excuse was to, you know, "watch a movie". Yeah right. The dvd player wasn't working and cable was out. When I saw her, I thought, "this is on", she had a shirt, and had it unbuttoned to show some cleavage, which is not normal at all with her. When she came in, I noticed some slight ASD. Whatever. So I'm pretending to put on the dvd and look shocked because it didn't work. But she keeps standing up. I tell her, to sit down on the couch, she didn't want to. She got on my nerves, she was like this little girl.. asking "why?.. when?.. who? " about EVERYTHING. I tell her again to sit down, calmly, I just nodded and gave short answers to her jabbering, thinking it would stop once we were on it. She sat down after I told her NOT to sit down.
She farted.
I could not ****ing believe it. I mean, it was like an alien walked by, I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. But it slowly sunk ito me... the bytch farted!!!
Still in awe, I said something by the lines of "well.. too bad it didn't work, maybe some other time we'll watch a movie". Giving a hint of her to go.
The ***** farted.
I was planning on ****ing this chick. 1st mistake, to "lower my standards". I wouldn't approach her or something on a regular day basis, but I got to know her through some time, and, well. She sounded like she wanted to get gunwitched. So I call her, and she says she can't, but that she really really wants to. Then texts me and asks when could we meet so that she comes over to my place.
So, we set up the whole thing. The excuse was to, you know, "watch a movie". Yeah right. The dvd player wasn't working and cable was out. When I saw her, I thought, "this is on", she had a shirt, and had it unbuttoned to show some cleavage, which is not normal at all with her. When she came in, I noticed some slight ASD. Whatever. So I'm pretending to put on the dvd and look shocked because it didn't work. But she keeps standing up. I tell her, to sit down on the couch, she didn't want to. She got on my nerves, she was like this little girl.. asking "why?.. when?.. who? " about EVERYTHING. I tell her again to sit down, calmly, I just nodded and gave short answers to her jabbering, thinking it would stop once we were on it. She sat down after I told her NOT to sit down.
She farted.
I could not ****ing believe it. I mean, it was like an alien walked by, I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. But it slowly sunk ito me... the bytch farted!!!
Still in awe, I said something by the lines of "well.. too bad it didn't work, maybe some other time we'll watch a movie". Giving a hint of her to go.
The ***** farted.
