FR: The bytch farted.

[Tomatoes]

Dont lower your standards....thats all i can say.

 

[SamePendo]

Use this to your advantage,blackmail her. No girl wants anyone to know that she farted. I smell a free lunch,courtesy of her.

I allready hinted something which I am not proud of when I answered Angelus question. :nervous:

To all those who have come out as captain save-a-farting-ho . . .

Everyone farts, but everyone craps too. Even smiling can be out of order in some situations.

. . . I mean... come on! :crazy:

 

[Rebound Material]

You get the idea.

She farted.

I could not ****ing believe it. I mean, it was like an alien walked by, I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. But it slowly sunk ito me... the bytch farted!!!

The ***** farted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:crackup:

 

[Schmuck]

Did she raise her right leg just before she farted and strain really hard ?
Did she go "ahhh, that was a good one", afterwards ?

 

[Embrace]

Did she raise her right leg just before she farted and strain really hard ?
Did she go "ahhh, that was a good one", afterwards ?

If she did that, who cares? She's comfortable enough around me to pull that **** off

 

[SnowBlind77]

one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:

 

[Quiksilver]

She farted.

I could not ****ing believe it. I mean, it was like an alien walked by, I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. But it slowly sunk ito me... the bytch farted!!!

Still in awe, I said something by the lines of "well.. too bad it didn't work, maybe some other time we'll watch a movie". Giving a hint of her to go.

The ***** farted.

jokes man, jokes

It happens sometimes, I usually poke fun abit, then its a cake walk

 

[erickcalix]

:crackup:

 

[Centaurion]

one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:

It's called a '***** fart', happens when you push air up there.

On another note, I fvcking hate it when GFs become that comfortable around me that they feel like they can fart, burp, wear no make up around me. My current GF is at that point and it pisses me off to no end. Looks like I need to take some action so she doesn't grow too comfortable. I don't expect much from b!tches -just that they suck my c*ck, look pretty around me and keep their fvcking mouths shut! Is that too much to ask!?

/rant