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Funny story....
I was my own mini birthday party a bit ago at an Olive Garden with seven friends, and one of my guy friends friend randomly said that he goes to Loveshack.com for dating advice, and that its the best dating site in the world, and that he is really cool for helping out people in need over the last three years, trying to advertise. I was about to say no, they are a bunch of sissy's and flower peddlers over there, and was going to say " go to Sosuave.com dude" but i stopped myself. He kept bragging that its a site about " the real kind of love" and the girl he was with, an H.B 8.4, her name was Christie,( only been on a second date), asked him, " So.. Are you a player, you never told me that?", and he responded with " No, i believe that every girl is like you Christie.... Christie crazy from here to the stars,your a beautiful discovery, like finding life on Mars." :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
She blushed, and said "wow that was sweet of you, i didn't know you had a way with words." He then started bragging that he can give really good relationship advice, and talking about his car and his banker job. I decided to mess with him. I just gave Christie massive eye contact and starting making her laugh with my childhood stories. She is siting facing me, and I am playing footsies with her, and she is responding well. She takes off her shoes and rubs my outer thigh, and i tap tap her vag!na with the heal of my shoe. She blushes, he asks her," Are you okay lovely?", and she blames it on the spicy meal she's eating. Sexual tension continues, minutes later, he see us laughing when i tease her, by drinking and eating at the same time, he is starting to ****block me now,then he stands up, and is telling me verbally out loud to leave her alone.
She tells him, " Hes a cool guy, shut the fvck up!, me and you are just friends you know, sit down. Victor has more game than you, he doesn't go to dating sites like you poser." I then tell her, hey Christie, lets go play mini golf this weekend, you seem like my kind of girl". She says, " Yes i would love too, lets make it Saturday..blah blah". I can't believed what just happened. He got up and left, and my friend Adriana went after him, and then minutes after, i went after him, and he was crying by the side of the entrance in front of the public. He kept blaming 'destiny" for not getting the "girl of his dreams". I teased him saying "Her name is Christie, not Destiny, i thought you knew that", and he called me an A$$hole. She told him he was acting like a "little girl", and i felt sorry for him. I take her away from his view, and i kiss her, with my hands on her hips. She smiles and says," Finally, somebody with guts". I laughed and i can't believed all of this happened.
I am glad i have seen the light, but this is an ironic moment since i go on Sossuave hahaha. Just wanted to share that with you guys, the natural gets the girl hahaha
Edit: He wasn't my friend, just my one of my friends Kevin's studybuddies.
Edit: Read post 12.... Kevin's thoughts
I was my own mini birthday party a bit ago at an Olive Garden with seven friends, and one of my guy friends friend randomly said that he goes to Loveshack.com for dating advice, and that its the best dating site in the world, and that he is really cool for helping out people in need over the last three years, trying to advertise. I was about to say no, they are a bunch of sissy's and flower peddlers over there, and was going to say " go to Sosuave.com dude" but i stopped myself. He kept bragging that its a site about " the real kind of love" and the girl he was with, an H.B 8.4, her name was Christie,( only been on a second date), asked him, " So.. Are you a player, you never told me that?", and he responded with " No, i believe that every girl is like you Christie.... Christie crazy from here to the stars,your a beautiful discovery, like finding life on Mars." :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
She blushed, and said "wow that was sweet of you, i didn't know you had a way with words." He then started bragging that he can give really good relationship advice, and talking about his car and his banker job. I decided to mess with him. I just gave Christie massive eye contact and starting making her laugh with my childhood stories. She is siting facing me, and I am playing footsies with her, and she is responding well. She takes off her shoes and rubs my outer thigh, and i tap tap her vag!na with the heal of my shoe. She blushes, he asks her," Are you okay lovely?", and she blames it on the spicy meal she's eating. Sexual tension continues, minutes later, he see us laughing when i tease her, by drinking and eating at the same time, he is starting to ****block me now,then he stands up, and is telling me verbally out loud to leave her alone.
She tells him, " Hes a cool guy, shut the fvck up!, me and you are just friends you know, sit down. Victor has more game than you, he doesn't go to dating sites like you poser." I then tell her, hey Christie, lets go play mini golf this weekend, you seem like my kind of girl". She says, " Yes i would love too, lets make it Saturday..blah blah". I can't believed what just happened. He got up and left, and my friend Adriana went after him, and then minutes after, i went after him, and he was crying by the side of the entrance in front of the public. He kept blaming 'destiny" for not getting the "girl of his dreams". I teased him saying "Her name is Christie, not Destiny, i thought you knew that", and he called me an A$$hole. She told him he was acting like a "little girl", and i felt sorry for him. I take her away from his view, and i kiss her, with my hands on her hips. She smiles and says," Finally, somebody with guts". I laughed and i can't believed all of this happened.
I am glad i have seen the light, but this is an ironic moment since i go on Sossuave hahaha. Just wanted to share that with you guys, the natural gets the girl hahaha
Edit: He wasn't my friend, just my one of my friends Kevin's studybuddies.
Edit: Read post 12.... Kevin's thoughts
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