FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

[Skyy.]

No, she wouldn't abuse a credit line if it belonged to someone she hated.

I'm not shaming anyone. You insult me because what I have seems to good to be true. I trust her because she proved herself. She fits all ten/ten characteristics in the "what to look for in a wife" thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

/thread

 

[Ronaldo7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

/thread

^

He knows he can't/won't get any better. He needs to tell himself that its too good to be true to feel better about himself.

 

[theREALsageproduct]

LOL

See people this is what SoSuave does to you. These guys clearly hate me - why? Did I do something to them? Nope. They resent the fact that I actually like women.

 

[cordoncordon]

LOL

See people this is what SoSuave does to you. These guys clearly hate me - why? Did I do something to them? Nope. They resent the fact that I actually like women.

Hey I am one of the few guys on here that actually isn't jaded and that still talks about the good things that a relationship and women in general can bring to a mans life.

But putting your gf on your credit card? That is just being ridiculous.

You will live. You will learn.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Was she a virgin when you met her?

 

[theREALsageproduct]

Hey I am one of the few guys on here that actually isn't jaded and that still talks about the good things that a relationship and women in general can bring to a mans life.

But putting your gf on your credit card? That is just being ridiculous.

You will live. You will learn.

I believe that you're not jaded, but that view reflects the "one size fits all" SoSuave attitude on women. EVERY girl is gonna ride the c*ck carousel when given the chance, EVERY girl is gonna leave you for a hotter, richer guy when given the chance, EVERY girl is gonna fwck you over when given the chance...

You can't build trust unless you give it

 

[ARrocket]

Sage, are you getting laid or not?

EDIT: Aw fvck, banned before I get the answer to the question that's in my mind every time I think of SoSuave

 

[MM92]

Holy fuuck I need a medal for reading this all the way through. It was literally the most painful thing I've ever read on this site since I came here.

It NEEDS to be archived.

If this is genuinely real he deserves everything he has coming to him, and trust me it will. And I have absolutely no sympathy for him. Worrying that his original account had such high rep!

 

[sagepr0duct]

My gf and I read through this whole thread together a few months ago. She literally got p!ssed at how deluded some of you are.

For those who legitimately tried to help me, here's an update - things are going great. For the first 8 months or so, we NEVER fought. Ever. Then we finally started letting things out and are now a pretty normal couple. We get into arguments but it's never real serious and never lasts very long.

We've been living together since August and have just come up on one year of knowing each other. Once I finish up school this summer, we're moving away off to the next big adventure...

 

[GotED?]

DAMN - I can't believe I spent an hour of my life tonight reading through this AFC stuff!!

I still have to say you put a loaded gun against your head letting another person access to your credit card and potential credit history destruction, regardless of how blinded you are by love - that is just pure naiveness and immaturity.

Either this woman of yours has such a low-self esteem, or we are ALL wrong.

This is usually what happens when you wring in a pretty woman with low self-esteem (I been there, many times). What got her in that state is she had her VAG RIPPED apart by some dominant Alpha Male prior to your state and destroyed her mental and emotional health. She obviously would go for the SAFEST thing in the world - a full-fledged AFC white knight.

So here you are, prodding along on your damned horse thinking this is the best you can get (and perhaps it is true with your current state of low self-esteem as well because you think you have a small D!CK). And you give all you have to pedestal this phucked up woman in the head.

Guess what? She is GOING TO HEAL in time - and when she does, she will lose interest in you so fast. This usually starts by arguments - which sounds like it is starting to happen. Fights happen because a woman starts losing RESPECT for the man, because her self-esteem and ego is going beyond what your frame states in the relationship.

So wake up - remove yourself emotionally and be prepared. We only mean well for you, but the hardest lessons in life are learned alone and regretted looking back later at those who tried to help you.

Be Well.

Exodus

 

[Yewki]

My gf and I read through this whole thread together a few months ago...

Just when you think it can't get worse... it does. Story of this thread.

 

[DJ_James]

You know thread started out great. As time went on, it just hurt me to read it. I probably go to the same community college as Sage did/does so I was going to talk to him about it when I found out he was banned.

Sucks to suck I suppose.

 

[sagepr0duct]

You know thread started out great. As time went on, it just hurt me to read it. I probably go to the same community college as Sage did/does so I was going to talk to him about it when I found out he was banned.

Sucks to suck I suppose.

I never went to a community college.

EDIT: I kinda wish I had though

 

[DJ_James]

You actually in the city? Or suburbs.

 

[TheCWord]

Add me to the list of people who can't believe he read the whole thing. I simply couldn't put it down.

This thread is like the afterlife. It's definitely not real, but damn wouldn't it be nice if it was?

 

[BeDJ]

My gf and I read through this whole thread together a few months ago. She literally got p!ssed at how deluded some of you are.

You NEED to get a diagnosed for down syndrome.

The 'girl of your dreams' right now knows:

Your Username
Your Post History
Your Sexual Frustrations
Your OK Cupid Escapades
Your Approach Journal
Your Bella Alias jacking off packers2010
Your Password (I assume)
Your Masturbation Rituals

And most importantly....
Your Feelings About Her

She is not mad at SoSuave because this site is only a proxy. She is pissed off at YOU for being so pathetic. If you stuck around and actually listened, you would have figured it out. Holy sh!t, I thought I was beta as fvck in my early 20's, but dayum you are the most moronic, mentally underdeveloped, shameless, (sigh) I can go on forever.

Please don't have children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

And staaaap shammin us! :cuss:





You know what?
.....
You fvcking did it.
......
You created the greatest troll job in SoSuave history. You so many veterans in this made up thread. Congratulation...you have succeeded.
Let me beliieeevveeeee

 

[sylvester the cat]

this is the weirdest fcking thread i ever did read.

started off awesome. OP hilarious. then turned into an afc car crash.

ended with....i don't what the hell i just read there!

OP's probably had the poor girl tied up in his basement the past ten years and BELIEVES she is his girlfriend. or she doesn't exist and he's writing this from his cell.

 

[sageproductor]

You NEED to get a diagnosed for down syndrome.

The 'girl of your dreams' right now knows:

Your Username
Your Post History
Your Sexual Frustrations
Your OK Cupid Escapades
Your Approach Journal
Your Bella Alias jacking off packers2010
Your Password (I assume)
Your Masturbation Rituals

And most importantly....
Your Feelings About Her


Let me beliieeevveeeee

Lol every single one of those things I told her myself, I kid you not. I told her ALL about the cold approaches I've done, my escapdes as BelleSing94, even how I got banned from this site..and yes she knows how much I jack off. I kind of WANT her to dig through my post history to see what I've been through.

She laughed and called me a mean bully when I told her about jerking off Packers2010. When I told her how I wanted to call her dad during sex, she wasn't really fazed because she already knows how extreme of a person I can be. She accepts me 100%, the good and the bad and has really proven that because I've shown her so much of the ugly and she just takes it all in stride.

My feelings about her? Lol she's known them since May. My history in pickup, failing with women early in life, then overcoming my shortcomings are a huge part of who I am. Of COURSE I'm going to share those things with her - otherwise I'm just blocking a whole section off of myself, and why would I want a relationship where I'm not sharing my whole self?

@DJ I'm in the city. And to the rest o' y'all, go out there and TALK TO WOMEN. Most of these guys don't do jack. I bet you I've done more cold approaches than 95% of the guys here. That's why they're all so screwed up and convinced my story isn't real. Stop treating women like obstacles and evil creatures, maybe actually LIKE women..the views here really, really severely hurt many men's abilities to have a true, loving, sharing, relationship with a woman

 

[TheCWord]

Jimmy Kimmel, you got us again.

 

[El Payaso]

Troll loser.