Got opening day tickets to the Cubs/Brewers game yesterday @ Wrigley. I went down there with 2 other friends and met up with another who lives in Wrigleyville. Literally 2 minutes away from the stadium.
We got bleacher tickets which are first come first serve seating. So, you have to get there early and wait in line if you want a really good seat. The weather was really ****ty so we said f that and decided to go to one of the taverns while we wait.
We go in one and the place is pretty packed and sit down. This Asian girl who was pretty good looking approaches me. (Asian girls just do not do it for me..) I eject from the set telling the girl I have to piss. She is gone when I am back. My friends were a little pissed about that.. Both have things for Asian girls.
About 15 minutes later this HB8 blonde bumps into me on the way to the bar. She spilt a little beer near me and on the side of my jeans - only a little bit, but I of course tease her about it. Oh, and she was rocking a baseball hat - definitely a huge plus, imo.
ME: What the hell!
HB8: Oh my god! I am so sorry!!
ME: You should be! That better not have been Miller Light! (Miller Light is ****ing disgusting and she would have gotten pimp slapped if it was)
HB8: haha.. it wasnt!
ME: Whats your name?
HB8: HB8. Whats yours?
ME: "stand"
ME: Come sit over by me.
HB8: I'm with another friend..
ME: Cool. She can come too.
She comes over with her friend a couple minutes later and we're all just sitting there talking, boring **** pretty much.. Turns out they both are sitting in the bleacher section as well and waiting for the other girls boyfriend. Anyways, I had a water bottle from earlier that I barely touched since I was drinking beer instead so to make things even for her spilling a little beer on me I spill some water on her lap. (This was to initiate some kino - before anyone with down syndrome asks) She loves it, obviously and grabs the water bottle and does it right back throwing the water near my ****.. LOL.
Anyways, they both had to go meet this girls boyfriend so they left the bar, but the girl wanted to sit by me at the game so gave me her # and told me to call her when I was going up there and she would wait on the ramp for me.
I call her a little over an hour later and meet her up there and am greeted with a hug & the girl was pretty much all over my nuts after that. While walking up the ramp to get to our seats she would randomly stop and i would bump into her and I told her to keep her ass off my d.ick and she would reply with keep your d.ick off my ass. I knew I was going to f.uck this girl at this point.
We go sit down and wait for the game to start, but it gets delayed and I am getting pissed and contemplating leaving and banging this girl and missing the game, but decide to stick it out and watch the game.
During the game I couldn't really do much with this girl, but every couple of innings I would get up to get a drink or something to eat and bring her over to the ramp and make out with her a little bit. The game goes by pretty fast since Zambrano and Sheets were cruising through.. Finally, the game ends in heart breaking fashion of course and we go over to my friends apartment to chill after. Her friend left with her boyfriend and she also lives in Wrigleyville and was in walking distance to her own apartment.
We drink a little at my friends apartment and fool around a little bit and then she says she has to go home to do a few things, but that I should come with her. I ask her how far away she lives - she says close and we go to her apartment. We get there and next thing you know we're fooling around on her bed. She slobs on my knob for a little bit and then I start banging her. I don't know if she was nervous or what, but she kind of just layed there for a good 5 minutes and then started getting into it. I finish the deed - blow my load half on the bed - half on her hands. She asks if I am staying out here tonight I say yeah, to call me. I go back to my friends apartment laugh my ass off and she calls me later that night and we go drinking. We make out a lot later that night, I didn't bang her again though. I get home this after noon. Wake up and she has already been blowing up my cell phone with 2 texts.
Hot girl.. Will probably bang her again.
We got bleacher tickets which are first come first serve seating. So, you have to get there early and wait in line if you want a really good seat. The weather was really ****ty so we said f that and decided to go to one of the taverns while we wait.
We go in one and the place is pretty packed and sit down. This Asian girl who was pretty good looking approaches me. (Asian girls just do not do it for me..) I eject from the set telling the girl I have to piss. She is gone when I am back. My friends were a little pissed about that.. Both have things for Asian girls.
About 15 minutes later this HB8 blonde bumps into me on the way to the bar. She spilt a little beer near me and on the side of my jeans - only a little bit, but I of course tease her about it. Oh, and she was rocking a baseball hat - definitely a huge plus, imo.
ME: What the hell!
HB8: Oh my god! I am so sorry!!
ME: You should be! That better not have been Miller Light! (Miller Light is ****ing disgusting and she would have gotten pimp slapped if it was)
HB8: haha.. it wasnt!
ME: Whats your name?
HB8: HB8. Whats yours?
ME: "stand"
ME: Come sit over by me.
HB8: I'm with another friend..
ME: Cool. She can come too.
She comes over with her friend a couple minutes later and we're all just sitting there talking, boring **** pretty much.. Turns out they both are sitting in the bleacher section as well and waiting for the other girls boyfriend. Anyways, I had a water bottle from earlier that I barely touched since I was drinking beer instead so to make things even for her spilling a little beer on me I spill some water on her lap. (This was to initiate some kino - before anyone with down syndrome asks) She loves it, obviously and grabs the water bottle and does it right back throwing the water near my ****.. LOL.
Anyways, they both had to go meet this girls boyfriend so they left the bar, but the girl wanted to sit by me at the game so gave me her # and told me to call her when I was going up there and she would wait on the ramp for me.
I call her a little over an hour later and meet her up there and am greeted with a hug & the girl was pretty much all over my nuts after that. While walking up the ramp to get to our seats she would randomly stop and i would bump into her and I told her to keep her ass off my d.ick and she would reply with keep your d.ick off my ass. I knew I was going to f.uck this girl at this point.
We go sit down and wait for the game to start, but it gets delayed and I am getting pissed and contemplating leaving and banging this girl and missing the game, but decide to stick it out and watch the game.
During the game I couldn't really do much with this girl, but every couple of innings I would get up to get a drink or something to eat and bring her over to the ramp and make out with her a little bit. The game goes by pretty fast since Zambrano and Sheets were cruising through.. Finally, the game ends in heart breaking fashion of course and we go over to my friends apartment to chill after. Her friend left with her boyfriend and she also lives in Wrigleyville and was in walking distance to her own apartment.
We drink a little at my friends apartment and fool around a little bit and then she says she has to go home to do a few things, but that I should come with her. I ask her how far away she lives - she says close and we go to her apartment. We get there and next thing you know we're fooling around on her bed. She slobs on my knob for a little bit and then I start banging her. I don't know if she was nervous or what, but she kind of just layed there for a good 5 minutes and then started getting into it. I finish the deed - blow my load half on the bed - half on her hands. She asks if I am staying out here tonight I say yeah, to call me. I go back to my friends apartment laugh my ass off and she calls me later that night and we go drinking. We make out a lot later that night, I didn't bang her again though. I get home this after noon. Wake up and she has already been blowing up my cell phone with 2 texts.
Hot girl.. Will probably bang her again.
. Just think... all that because someone was clumsy and spilled some beer.
