Yes, I got around 20 approaches at the mall today, which is without doubt, my best record in one night yet. Bad thing is, as you get more approaches, you forget a lot of the little details of the convo. Tonight my goal was to make 'statements', ditch routines, and just trying to get better at being myself. KBJ's will be ignored on sight btw. I can't remember a good number of the approaches, so I'll post the ones I can...
Banana Republic # 1
American Eagle #1
Sephora # 1
Limited Too
Banana Republic # 1
Pretty sh*t approach.So I was walking in Banana Republic and I saw this chick I wanted to approach. Took me a while to get the balls to do it, but I did it. This was the first approach of the night.
Me: Wow, you seem to have trouble finding what you're looking for. Usually girls like that are picky.
Girl: No...
Me: Yeah, being picky is NOT cool in my book.
American Eagle #1
American Eagle #2So I'm walking around American Eagle and I see this chick with a blue shirt on. I approach her. Just so you guys know, she DIDN'T work there, so she's not being paid to be nice or anything.
Me: You seem to have a hard time picking something. Usually they say when a girl is looking around for a long time that means she's picky.
Her: No, I'm not picky. Are you?
Me: I'm picky when it comes to women.
Her: Ah, so are you buying or just looking?
Me: Buying, personally I don't like coming to the mall and buying stuff, because say I see a hot girl, it'll be difficult to talk to her with a bag in my hand...
Her: Why?
Me: I don't know, it's just distracting.
Her: Okay.
Me: Well, I got to go, bye.
Her: Bye, it was nice talking to you.
American Eagle #3MUCH later... I come back to American and see this chick in the men's aisle. I approach her.
Me: You looked like you were trying to pick out something for your boyfriend.
Her: Yeah, actually I was!
Her: Tell me, which one of these shirts do you think is better, this one or this one?
Me: Well, personally I'd go for the striped but since you're wearing a full color shirt [And I kino her and she laughs], you might want to pick the red one if you want to match up with your boyfriend.
Her: Good, then that's the one I'll pick. Thanks.
Me: Glad I could help.
Me: Well, I have to go bye.
Her: It was nice talking to you.
Guess # 1So I'm about to leave the store, when this chick who works here says...
Her: Bye.
Me: Hey, I see you working here a lot.
Her: Yeah, I do, I'm the supervisor.
Me: Wow, supervisor, so that must mean you get to boss people around and fire people.
Her: Yeah, I do.
Her: I'm a bossy girl.
Me: You and me could never get along, we both have strong personalities.
Her: Yeah, we would fight!
Me: Yeah.
Her: Well if your ever around here, make sure to visit.
Me: Yeah, I will, say, what's your name again?
Her: Hollie.
Me: Oh, I'm Mike.
Me: So now say if I come around here again...
Her: Yeah, I could say "Hey Mike! What's up!"
Me: Yeah.
Me: Well, I gotta go, bye.
Her: Bye, it was nice talking to you.
Guess # 2So I'm walking around and I see this store model(You know, those human sized things that they use to show off the clothes) and I couldn't tell whether it was a guy or a chick with really small breasts. So I go over to this HB6 who works there and I ask her about.
Me: Hey, I was looking around and I saw this model thing, you know like those things [And I point to another figure], and I couldn't tell whether it was a guy or a chick with really small breasts.
Her: Really, where?
Me: Follow me.
[And she follows me to it]
Me: This one...
Her: Oh, that's a guy.
[She touches it]
Her: He's been working out.
Me: I'd hate for that guy to have breast cancer.
Her: Yeah.
[And she walks away]
Express # 1As I was leaving, this HB7 girl at "Guess" said "Bye" and I was like "Hey, I see you working here a lot" and started a conversation. Can't remember many of the specifics, but I'll tell you what I remember.
- I guess we were talking about how there weren't many people at the shop and she's like "How's the mall?". I tell her "Ah, the mall, well let's just say it was so empty that I seriously thought they called for evacuation or something".
And other then that, we just talked, nothing really interesting.
Yep, chick didn't even give me a chance here. I didn't really care though, because at that point I actually already had a bunch of approaches already.So I approached this one girl at Express.
Me: Hey, black and red, what a crazy mixture.
Girl: Nice.
[And like that she moves on with her job]
Sephora # 1
Sephora #2So I was walking around Sephora and I talk to this chick who works there.
I open like this...
Me: Wow, is there like some mad party going on around here that I don't know about?
Girl: Why?
Me: Well I usually walk around the mall at this time and see a lot of people here, but tonight there doesn't seem to be that many people here.
We eventually get to this conversation...
Me: You know what would probably get you guys a lot of customers though, if you had sales like the other stores.
Girl: Oh no, they told us we can't do sales.
Me: Who told you you couldn't do sales, the big bossman?
Girl: I guess.
Me: Hmm, sounds like a jerk.
Girl: Yeah.
And later...
Girl: Yeah, but we get out at 9:00, it's not like restaurants were you get out at 12:00.
Me: Yeah, so you guys can go to clubs and stuff like that afterwards?
Girl: Yeah.
And at the end of the conversation...
Me: Can you dance?
Girl: Dance, yeah.
Me: Really, could you dance for me right now?
Girl: Well, yeah, I can dance but not right here.
Me: So you can't dance?
Girl: No.
Me: You just killed the attraction.
Girl: Yeah.
Abercrombie #1So I was walking in Sephora and I see another chick who works there and I talk to her.
Me: Hey, I noticed you guys have aftershave, do women even use aftershave?
Girl: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, because I thought only men used that for beards.
Girl: Well, this is mostly the guys section over here.
Me: Wow, you have a guys section? I always thought this was a girls only store.
Skipping on, I ask her if she makes the products and she tells me no, explains it, blah blah blah...
Me: So that's how you turn men into women?[We were talking about make-up]
[She laughs]
Girl: No.
Girl: Well feel free to ask around if you need any help.
So I go up to this girl at the register at Abercrombie. Can't remember much of the conversation, but I'll tell you what I can remember.
- I open going "Hey", then she says "Hi". I then go "So do you guys basically sit around for your job?" and she's like "No, we fold clothes like these nicely folded clothes here". Then I start saying some crap about how folding clothes would be good for a wife.
- I said something to her like "You don't seem like you like the music. Prove to me that you like the music".
- I tell her a story about this movie on YouTube I saw, where this guy basically came into an Abercrombie, brought a bunch of his friends in and partied.
- At the end she was like "Well I have to go fold clothes" and she just leaves.
Limited Too
Don't know the stores name...I go up to this girl working there and ask her if I can wear her hat.
I open with...
Me: That's a pretty cool hat, could I try it on?
Her: No... besides it would be too little for you.
We eventually start talking about the sales and stuff, all that economic bullsh*t. And eventually I go...
Me: So you wouldn't mind if I brought a few of my friends up here to party would you?
Girl: What?
Me: [I repeat myself]
Girl: Oh, no, no parties in here.
And at the end I'm like...
Me: Alright, bye, keep up the good work.
Girl: Bye.
So yeah, that was a VERY good night. There were a few other approaches that I made that weren't really worth mentioning. The only thing that sucks is I didn't go for any number closes because I was afraid that they would say no.So I go to this store next to Express and I talk to this black chick at the counter.
Me: Hey, I noticed you guys have a lot of stuff on sale.
Girl: We do.
Eventually as we get further into the conversation, she starts telling me about all the stuff you can get on sale.
Me: Yeah, I just wish there was a store like this for guys.
Girl: Well actually, there is an Express for guys.
Me: Wow, there's a Express for guys! Where?
Girl: Not here.
Me: Oh, I was about to say, I've been looking all around here and I've never seen an Express for guys.
Girl: Well let me think -- there's one at [Mall Name].
Me: Ah, I'll definitely have to check that out.
And I ended with...
Me: Well, I have to go.
Girl: What?
Me: Oh, I said I have to go.
Girl: Oh, bye. It was nice talking to you.
Me: Bye.
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