MoAF
Don Juan
#1
I am in the café inside Barns and Nobles reading the fantastic book 48 Laws of Power when I see a woman dressed in a black suit with white pinstripes… looking very professional and oh-so sexy. I walk over, make eye contact and toss a smile, she coyly smiles back and closes her body language as if to say “Try Me.” So, not being a fool, I walk right up to her and say…
AG smiling, but assertive- “Excuse me <hand motion ‘YOU ARE IN MY WAY’>”
HBBusiness confused, lets down ***** shield – “Oh, uh, sure”
AG – “Thanks.” So I walk bye and brush my arm against her back lightly, and stand not 2 feet from her. I study a few books on the shelves and exclaim loudly “I love creative book covers!” as I stand up, and smile @ HBBusiness. “I mean just take a look @ that... if hypothetically, I WERE to judge a book by its cover, that would be an A+!”
HBBusiness laughing half with me, half at me – “How strange…”
AG pointing to astronomy book – “Strange maybe, but at leased I don’t need a book to tell me how to look @ stars”
HBBusiness – “Oh come now, that looks like a fantastic book, it comes with a fully functional CD rom… which is far better to those half functioning CD roms of the dark ages.”
AG chuckling – “True, don’t you just hate it when you put a CD in your computer and it explodes?”
HBBusiness – “I know, I can’t stand that!”
AG – “I’m Anthony, by the way”
HB Business – “Lynn, its nice to meet you Anthony”
AG – “Oh, complimenting me already I see! You must be up to something <debonair smile and quick change of subjects> so what brings you to the bargain books section of Barns and Nobles, Lynn?”
*She needs a book for work, we talk about work, we talk about free time, convo is going well so I decide to close*
AG – “Lynn, you are an interesting girl, and this has been quite the conversation <she agrees> Although I should be going… would you like to continue this strange conversation some other time?”
HBBusiness hands me her business card [she is a trader] – “Sure, sounds fun!”
#2
I’m walking out of Starbucks, after a quiet afternoon of sitting reading the fantastic book 48 laws of power [actually, I was on my way to barns and nobles café where I’d later make that approach ^^, lol]. Anyways, this bubbly girl is walking in my direction and when she is about 20 feet away I say…
AG wide smile and open body language – “Well hey there”
HBArtsy – “Hi, how are you?”
AG surprised she was so bubbly/polite – “My god, its so refreshing to meet someone so polite! I’m doing wonderful, and how about yourself?”
HBArtsy giggles – “Well thank you! I’m doing stupendous!”
AG – “Stupendous? That’s a fantastic word! The English language is such a beautiful thing!”
HBArtsy – “Oh I know!”
AG – “So what brings you to Starbucks?”
*She was on her way to work, she just bought an apartment, she goes to school @ an artsy fartsy college*
AG – “Well its been a trip, but I should be going, we should defiantly continue this conversation later”
HBArtsy – “That’d be great <scribbles down #>”
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I'm on my way to dinna, later boys!
I am in the café inside Barns and Nobles reading the fantastic book 48 Laws of Power when I see a woman dressed in a black suit with white pinstripes… looking very professional and oh-so sexy. I walk over, make eye contact and toss a smile, she coyly smiles back and closes her body language as if to say “Try Me.” So, not being a fool, I walk right up to her and say…
AG smiling, but assertive- “Excuse me <hand motion ‘YOU ARE IN MY WAY’>”
HBBusiness confused, lets down ***** shield – “Oh, uh, sure”
AG – “Thanks.” So I walk bye and brush my arm against her back lightly, and stand not 2 feet from her. I study a few books on the shelves and exclaim loudly “I love creative book covers!” as I stand up, and smile @ HBBusiness. “I mean just take a look @ that... if hypothetically, I WERE to judge a book by its cover, that would be an A+!”
HBBusiness laughing half with me, half at me – “How strange…”
AG pointing to astronomy book – “Strange maybe, but at leased I don’t need a book to tell me how to look @ stars”
HBBusiness – “Oh come now, that looks like a fantastic book, it comes with a fully functional CD rom… which is far better to those half functioning CD roms of the dark ages.”
AG chuckling – “True, don’t you just hate it when you put a CD in your computer and it explodes?”
HBBusiness – “I know, I can’t stand that!”
AG – “I’m Anthony, by the way”
HB Business – “Lynn, its nice to meet you Anthony”
AG – “Oh, complimenting me already I see! You must be up to something <debonair smile and quick change of subjects> so what brings you to the bargain books section of Barns and Nobles, Lynn?”
*She needs a book for work, we talk about work, we talk about free time, convo is going well so I decide to close*
AG – “Lynn, you are an interesting girl, and this has been quite the conversation <she agrees> Although I should be going… would you like to continue this strange conversation some other time?”
HBBusiness hands me her business card [she is a trader] – “Sure, sounds fun!”
#2
I’m walking out of Starbucks, after a quiet afternoon of sitting reading the fantastic book 48 laws of power [actually, I was on my way to barns and nobles café where I’d later make that approach ^^, lol]. Anyways, this bubbly girl is walking in my direction and when she is about 20 feet away I say…
AG wide smile and open body language – “Well hey there”
HBArtsy – “Hi, how are you?”
AG surprised she was so bubbly/polite – “My god, its so refreshing to meet someone so polite! I’m doing wonderful, and how about yourself?”
HBArtsy giggles – “Well thank you! I’m doing stupendous!”
AG – “Stupendous? That’s a fantastic word! The English language is such a beautiful thing!”
HBArtsy – “Oh I know!”
AG – “So what brings you to Starbucks?”
*She was on her way to work, she just bought an apartment, she goes to school @ an artsy fartsy college*
AG – “Well its been a trip, but I should be going, we should defiantly continue this conversation later”
HBArtsy – “That’d be great <scribbles down #>”
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I'm on my way to dinna, later boys!
