Originally posted by MoAF
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I am in the café inside Barns and Nobles reading the fantastic book 48 Laws of Power
Are you serious? I mean that seems pretty cocidental
when I see a woman dressed in a black suit with white pinstripes… looking very professional and oh-so sexy.
Sexy women: Identified
I walk over, make eye contact and toss a smile, she coyly smiles back and closes her body language as if to say “Try Me.”
People do this very often to be nice. I smile at people often as to say "Please don't ask me how I'm doing".
So, not being a fool, I walk right up to her and say…
AG smiling, but assertive- “Excuse me <hand motion ‘YOU ARE IN MY WAY’>”
HBBusiness confused, lets down ***** shield – “Oh, uh, sure”
AG – “Thanks.” So I walk bye and brush my arm against her back lightly, and stand not 2 feet from her. I study a few books on the shelves and exclaim loudly “I love creative book covers!”
That's bull**** dude. If she had half a brain she'd know you were just hitting on her...
as I stand up, and smile @ HBBusiness. “I mean just take a look @ that... if hypothetically, I WERE to judge a book by its cover, that would be an A+!”
One time I asked a girl what the tempeture was in her home state of Maine (usually). She responded with "104 degrees". I was like "104 degrees? Why not 105 degrees? Is there something I don't know about Maine?" (All while smiling)
She really enjoyed me... and I understand that often you shouldn't try to mask the fact that you are hitting on them... but I guess I'm not as horny as you are.
I didn't ask her for her number (She was here for a week)... I had no reason to. Was she good looking? Sure. A nerd near us complimented her on being cute while we were talking. I've reached a point where girls are
honest to god not one of my top priorites.
I see a beautiful woman everyday. I do not see why I should try and get ass from every one of them. I'm not even looking for that... I can't stand so many of them, so immature and naive...
I want to build a relationship with a pretty girl and be
happy with her. I cannot be happy just banging the **** out of her. Maybe that makes me an AFC, I don't really care.
HBBusiness laughing half with me, half at me – “How strange…”
Yes you made yourself out to be an ass, but that isn't a terrible thing.
AG pointing to astronomy book – “Strange maybe, but at leased I don’t need a book to tell me how to look @ stars”
At leased? Man I usually don't give a rats ass about spelling or grammar....but for christs sake. Stop picking up women and hit the books.
How the **** do you intend to graduate highschool if you can't spell "least"?
HBBusiness – “Oh come now, that looks like a fantastic book, it comes with a fully functional CD rom… which is far better to those half functioning CD roms of the dark ages.”
What the hell? The dark ages in reference to a CD? They weren't around when she was born... She must be from before the dark ages (Which I wouldn't doubt, Anthony likes to bang his best friends mom probably)
AG chuckling – “True, don’t you just hate it when you put a CD in your computer and it explodes?”
What the... Perhaps I'm a nerd, because I could
never belittle my own intelligence like that.
HBBusiness – “I know, I can’t stand that!”
Must be the older woman dynamics. A girl our age would call us a freak and walk away.
AG – “I’m Anthony, by the way”
HB Business – “Lynn, its nice to meet you Anthony
AG – “Oh, complimenting me already I see! You must be up to something <debonair smile and quick change of subjects> so what brings you to the bargain books section of Barns and Nobles, Lynn?”
*She needs a book for work, we talk about work, we talk about free time, convo is going well so I decide to close*
AG – “Lynn, you are an interesting girl, and this has been quite the conversation <she agrees> Although I should be going… would you like to continue this strange conversation some other time?”
HBBusiness hands me her business card [she is a trader] – “Sure, sounds fun!”
This is why I found the entire thing useless to begin with bro. We aren't going after older women, so all of this information for any guy going after a highschool girl is irrelevant and misleading.
Why did you post this in the highschool forum, bro?
