Finally scored a threesome! :D

[Bible_Belt]

The way you are talking about it makes us question it really happened.

That's because you're too emotionally retarded to ever accomplish fvcking two girls at once. So when someone does tell you how to do it, his effort is wasted on your ignorance.

 

[Married Buried]

That's because you're too emotionally retarded to ever accomplish fvcking two girls at once. So when someone does tell you how to do it, his effort is wasted on your ignorance.

Actually I got close once but I'm not worried about banging 2 girls at once. 1 hot girl is all I need. Let's see a pic of your girl Bible Belt. Come on? You are talking trash now back it up.

 

[Zarky]

OP, we want a real field report! This one is gay. We need details. Who sucked who, how long, did you bang them both, did you bust twice? What exactly did they do, what did they say?

The way you are talking about it makes us question it really happened. Without details, this is a lame FR.

I agree. I don't understand why guys do a point-by-point description right up until the actual sex starts and then summarize the most important part by saying something like..

"well safe to say that was the most amazing night of my life"

I mean really? You lay it all out for us and then summarize the actual sex act in one vague sentence? Come on man. This happens all the time in FRs and I don't get it.

 

[zekko]

really? You lay it all out for us and then summarize the actual sex act in one vague sentence? Come on man. This happens all the time in FRs and I don't get it.

I don't know, I get kind of grossed out sometimes when guys go into too much detail. "Then I grabbed her by the legs and ate out that @sshole until I could taste what she had for lunch". Ecch...

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I agree. I don't understand why guys do a point-by-point description right up until the actual sex starts and then summarize the most important part by saying something like..

"well safe to say that was the most amazing night of my life"

I mean really? You lay it all out for us and then summarize the actual sex act in one vague sentence? Come on man. This happens all the time in FRs and I don't get it.

It's all about the set up, getting you to that point. As long as you close the deal, you close the deal.

 

[Married Buried]

I don't know, I get kind of grossed out sometimes when guys go into too much detail. "Then I grabbed her by the legs and ate out that @sshole until I could taste what she had for lunch". Ecch...

Who else has eaten that *******? It is the worse thing I have ever done. I can't think of it without almost throwing up.

 

[backbreaker]

you dont' hear details of threesomes often though. i'd be interested in reading that ****.

 

[Stagger Lee]

I don't know, I get kind of grossed out sometimes when guys go into too much detail. "Then I grabbed her by the legs and ate out that @sshole until I could taste what she had for lunch". Ecch...

Or maybe they don't want to talk about how they had whiskey **** for 15 mins. And when they got semi hard enough to do it they came in under a minute :crackup: .

 

[Bible_Belt]

The first threesome I ever had was in 1998 with my wife of the time and one of her best friends. It was planned, during the afternoon, free of alcohol, and pretty awkward. When the other girl took off her clothes, I honestly thought to myself, "Ohhh! So that's why they call it a 'beav3r.'" She had the hairiest pvssy I have ever seen. It literally looked like a beav3r was sitting on her crotch.

 

[bugsquish]

For those asking for details I did post this:

On the mechanics, we were all pretty drunk. It wasn't really very structured. One of the girls is a bit shy shy and pretty much did what we told her to. The other girl is more confident about what she wants (it wasn't her first 3 some) so to be honest she was more in control than me, really cos I was enjoying letting her do her thing. But still they both did stuff when I told them too. I had some things on the wish list to tick off so to speak. So there were times where there was 3 way contact, but also times where all three of us spent some time watching the other 2. ... The drunkenness is one of the reasons we've talked about a repeat event. I wasn't exactly on top form, it will be good to get a chance to do it again but better.

The purpose of this post was to discuss the background that made it possible, not tell a porn story :crackup: Yes I did have sex with them both (though you'll see from above I was a bit drunk and wasn't at my best), there was oral between all three of us. Lots of messing around fingering and kissing. At one point one of them fisted the other (she has tiny hands). We all came once each, me last (with both of them sucking). Detailed enough?

Espi I did not introduce them. If you read my original post, the first one I slept with introduced me to the other one after we stopped having sex, and I started sleeping with the second one - who I also later stopped having sex with. Yes a lot of girls get jealous, but plenty of them don't. Why wouldn't you stay in touch with them or introduce them, if it can end up with an outcome like this? At the last count I have had sex with 41 of my facebook friends. Not including some that unfriended me. Got to play the numbers. It finally paid off.

 

[BeDJ]

June 2013 / Destination - Vegas

I got knocked out of the Omaha Hi-Lo WSOP early and went to a sushi place, around 11PM. I wanted live octopus, but the closest they came was live yellowtail or something that started with an O. Pretty girls around me, but I wanted to feel like that guy from the movie Old Boy eliminated from a retarded hand - Alone and lost everything. I asked the sushi preparers to take out the fish eye. I put one in my mouth, it felt like bolba. Took one bite, missed. Second one - Gushers. This will not be a normal night.

There I was playing craps, I bet $25 with a new roller on snake eyes. Snake Eyes. The whole table looked at me in disdain. Hit and Run at its finest. Fast forward a few hours and god knows how many drinks. I probably tipped the waitress $100 bucks. I went to a local eatery, the food took 45 minutes to come. The manager would comp my mean, but the waiter gave me the bill. We argued and I put a slice of bacon in the check folder (?.)

I walk out and sit at the bar. There was this Napoleon Dynamite looking dude hitting on a MILF. 6 at best, I was drunk so it could have been a 5 or 4. I felt that urge to show him up. I walk up and start a casual conversation maybe slurring, but who gives a sh!t. I think it was 4 in the morning anyways. We talk and she said she had a penthouse suite at..........the Rio! Not sure what happened but she said she was staying at the other end of the hotel. I told her I'd walk her there. Drunken beta faggot was I. Somehow, someway, by some fvcking miracle. When I was walking up to the other tower, I saw that familiar MILF back. Well, BDJ - either you are a stalker or a player. I didn't say much, but we were on our way up to her penthouse suite. I walk in, and it was the most sh!ttiest suite I have ever been in. She tells me to grab some vodka from the fridge. Then she opens up her daughters room and introduces me to her (drunken 7.) This chick was in her bra and panties playing with her iPhone. She tells her to come out and have a drink with us.

We began pouring shots after shots after shots down each others' throats. I was pretty hammered so they both must have been. The next thing I knew the mom straddled me and started making out with me. I reached over and went straight rubbing the daughter's panties next to me. I took a break from the mom and pulled her close and kissed her. Make out and both of them were straddling my legs. I remember grinding my thighs between both of their legs at the same time. Perfectly synchronized. I told them I would give them a strip dance in the bedroom. And off we went, drunk as fvck. I start by putting my legs between both of theirs and doing my move. The mom Ripped. My. Shirt. Off. So I did the same to hers. Fvck it. I then went for the daughters bra and panties at the same time. Not fvcking escalation or anything. That raw instinct, then went after the mom's. There I was with both of them naked, me still with jeans on. Unlatched my belt and pulled out my johnson. That feel when you are having both sides of your shaft licked. I'm not a fan of giving women oral so I went straight into fvcking. I only had one condom in my wallet, so I had to make this load count. I entered the daughter first because who knows? She may pass out soon. When I was doing her missionary, the mom climbed on top of me. I would say, being sandwich'd was one of the best feeling I have ever experienced doing anything sexual. Out of curiousity, I entered the mom, WHILE her daughter straddle on top of her getting fingered by me. I went back to the daughter and had her ride on top of me. The mom straddled in front of her and forced her pvssy in my face. UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I pushed her off and fingered her (from a distance.) I jizzed while the daughter was on top of me. I didn't pull out I kept on going, screaming, while finger-ripping the mother's ***** apart. I went back to the liquor and took a few more shots. They ordered room service and I told them to give me a shirt. I walked out with a nice white ladies polo that didn't cover my lower abs. Good thing I only had to go down a few floors, but I must have looked like a ragin' faggot.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

June 2013 / Destination - Vegas

I got knocked out of the Omaha Hi-Lo WSOP early and went to a sushi place, around 11PM. I wanted live octopus, but the closest they came was live yellowtail or something that started with an O. Pretty girls around me, but I wanted to feel like that guy from the movie Old Boy eliminated from a retarded hand - Alone and lost everything. I asked the sushi preparers to take out the fish eye. I put one in my mouth, it felt like bolba. Took one bite, missed. Second one - Gushers. This will not be a normal night.

There I was playing craps, I bet $25 with a new roller on snake eyes. Snake Eyes. The whole table looked at me in disdain. Hit and Run at its finest. Fast forward a few hours and god knows how many drinks. I probably tipped the waitress $100 bucks. I went to a local eatery, the food took 45 minutes to come. The manager would comp my mean, but the waiter gave me the bill. We argued and I put a slice of bacon in the check folder (?.)

I walk out and sit at the bar. There was this Napoleon Dynamite looking dude hitting on a MILF. 6 at best, I was drunk so it could have been a 5 or 4. I felt that urge to show him up. I walk up and start a casual conversation maybe slurring, but who gives a sh!t. I think it was 4 in the morning anyways. We talk and she said she had a penthouse suite at..........the Rio! Not sure what happened but she said she was staying at the other end of the hotel. I told her I'd walk her there. Drunken beta faggot was I. Somehow, someway, by some fvcking miracle. When I was walking up to the other tower, I saw that familiar MILF back. Well, BDJ - either you are a stalker or a player. I didn't say much, but we were on our way up to her penthouse suite. I walk in, and it was the most sh!ttiest suite I have ever been in. She tells me to grab some vodka from the fridge. Then she opens up her daughters room and introduces me to her (drunken 7.) This chick was in her bra and panties playing with her iPhone. She tells her to come out and have a drink with us.

We began pouring shots after shots after shots down each others' throats. I was pretty hammered so they both must have been. The next thing I knew the mom straddled me and started making out with me. I reached over and went straight rubbing the daughter's panties next to me. I took a break from the mom and pulled her close and kissed her. Make out and both of them were straddling my legs. I remember grinding my thighs between both of their legs at the same time. Perfectly synchronized. I told them I would give them a strip dance in the bedroom. And off we went, drunk as fvck. I start by putting my legs between both of theirs and doing my move. The mom Ripped. My. Shirt. Off. So I did the same to hers. Fvck it. I then went for the daughters bra and panties at the same time. Not fvcking escalation or anything. That raw instinct, then went after the mom's. There I was with both of them naked, me still with jeans on. Unlatched my belt and pulled out my johnson. That feel when you are having both sides of your shaft licked. I'm not a fan of giving women oral so I went straight into fvcking. I only had one condom in my wallet, so I had to make this load count. I entered the daughter first because who knows? She may pass out soon. When I was doing her missionary, the mom climbed on top of me. I would say, being sandwich'd was one of the best feeling I have ever experienced doing anything sexual. Out of curiousity, I entered the mom, WHILE her daughter straddle on top of her getting fingered by me. I went back to the daughter and had her ride on top of me. The mom straddled in front of her and forced her pvssy in my face. UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I pushed her off and fingered her (from a distance.) I jizzed while the daughter was on top of me. I didn't pull out I kept on going, screaming, while finger-ripping the mother's ***** apart. I went back to the liquor and took a few more shots. They ordered room service and I told them to give me a shirt. I walked out with a nice white ladies polo that didn't cover my lower abs. Good thing I only had to go down a few floors, but I must have looked like a ragin' faggot.

So mother and daughter didn't kiss or anything? Weak story bro.

 

[BeDJ]

So mother and daughter didn't kiss or anything? Weak story bro.

Nope. Honestly, I was more interested in the daughter than a threesome.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

well, if a threesome with two girls is the holey grail, then I'm trying to figure out what a threesome with a hot mother/daughter duo is.

I was in a hot tub with a naked mother and daughter once. Daughter was 21 and a 8.5, mom was 45 and a 8 (for her age) so a 6 I guess. Didn't close the deal, but fun night, slept in the bed with both of them (mother was visiting daughter who had 1 bedroom apartment) and just fvcked around...without the fvcking. That was in my early 20's. If I knew then what I know now, different outcome.

 

[BeDJ]

well, if a threesome with two girls is the holey grail, then I'm trying to figure out what a threesome with a hot mother/daughter duo is.

I was in a hot tub with a naked mother and daughter once. Daughter was 21 and a 8.5, mom was 45 and a 8 (for her age) so a 6 I guess. Didn't close the deal, but fun night, slept in the bed with both of them (mother was visiting daughter who had 1 bedroom apartment) and just fvcked around...without the fvcking. That was in my early 20's. If I knew then what I know now, different outcome.

The mentality for me is ALWAYS PUSH THAT FVCKING ENVELOPE. You can never know what you can get away with. Always be aggressive and get that rejection than to look back and wonder what could have happened. Be it with women, life or career, push that envelope.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

The mentality for me is ALWAYS PUSH THAT FVCKING ENVELOPE. You can never know what you can get away with. Always be aggressive and get that rejection than to look back and wonder what could have happened. Be it with women, life or career, push that envelope.

True, but daughter wasn't feeling it as much as the mother was. The mother is the one I hit on and the one that got me in to the whole scenario, the daughter was there with all her friends and in a different world. I should have focused more on the daughter since the mother was already into me. She seemed to have detractors around her, but I could have gotten through them.

Got the mom's number and tried to make it work next time she was in town. I could have, she was in to me, and kept mentioning her daughter (not sure what was going on there), but I eventually just fvcked it up. Live and learn.


EDIT: just re-read my post....yeah, didn't realize how fvcked up it sounds. Still....would have been glorious.

 

[BeDJ]

True, but daughter wasn't feeling it as much as the mother was. The mother is the one I hit on and the one that got me in to the whole scenario, the daughter was there with all her friends and in a different world. I should have focused more on the daughter since the mother was already into me. She seemed to have detractors around her, but I could have gotten through them.

Got the mom's number and tried to make it work next time she was in town. I could have, she was in to me, and kept mentioning her daughter (not sure what was going on there), but I eventually just fvcked it up. Live and learn.

If you met the daughter, it would have been incredibly easy to pull both of them (if said daughter found you attractive.) In my post earlier, the mother went after me, even though I was around the daughter's age. You begin to see how interest translates to GIVE ME SOME FVCKING ATTENTION. Most men would try to game for the daughter, leave the mom stranded. What you need to do is focus on your target so the secondary target feel's awkward even though she KNOWS that she is much more desirable that the primary. To this day, i will bet my life that if my focus was on the daughter from the get-go, I would come home with my d!ck in hand.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

If you met the daughter, it would have been incredibly easy to pull both of them (if said daughter found you attractive.) In my post earlier, the mother went after me, even though I was around the daughter's age. You begin to see how interest translates to GIVE ME SOME FVCKING ATTENTION. Most men would try to game for the daughter, leave the mom stranded. What you need to do is focus on your target so the secondary target feel's awkward even though she KNOWS that she is much more desirable that the primary. To this day, i will bet my life that if my focus was on the daughter from the get-go, I would come home with my d!ck in hand.

Great synopsis.

I was just playing it cool the whole time. Went from the club, daughter was driving, with her girl friend (they were making out earlier), and me and the mom in back. While we were getting into the car guys were coming out of nowhere hitting on all three of the chicks like a pack of wolves. But the daughter and the friend were like a pack of female lions throwing their claws out at anyone who approached the car, they won. Then the daughter looks back at me in the back seat and says "you're with my mom, you're okay."

"okay" I said back. I didn't know what the fvck I was doing.

Then I was led on this journey, I was just the random dude that the mom was into. I was by no means the alpha of the group, the daughter was. It kinda worked out, I wasn't trying to press over into her territory. I was just along for the ride. And a fun ride it was.

 

[Married Buried]

you dont' hear details of threesomes often though. i'd be interested in reading that ****.

That's why I always used to post field reports when I'm drunk. I gave every last detail and didn't give a damn. No way they could have been made up. Sure, I could post how I banged wife in the shower last night but who cares, it's married sex.

 

[zekko]

In my opinion It's VERY reasonable that guys are doubting the validity of this threesome.

I CAN see threesomes happening when alcohol and drugs are involved--people smoke and drink and inhibitions get shed, and sexual chemistry explodes...viscerally. It's a spur of the moment-type thing.

I don't know, I've known women who talked about being into group sex in mixed company discussions, while they were sober. I guess you could call a threesome group sex. Usually it sounded like these girls were fishing for an invitation. This isn't something I'm into, so apparently I'm in the minority. I know most men fantasize about this sort of thng.

As for doubting the validity, hey it's the internet, people can be lying about anything and everything. I don't spend much time thinking about it. Clearly somebody out there is doing threesomes, might as well be someone here.