Field Report - Bar Crawling Pt 2

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Pregaming with the hottie that I stood up for the mayweather fight. Lol shes still a lil salty. Ima try to get her to pay for the taxi

Music: Unforgettable by French Montana
Mindset: Goat Shvt
Goal: Find another hottie and get threesome

 

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She's outside smoking a joint.

Premise for threesome: After Party

 

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She's making pancakes. Lol what a nerd

 

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She paid for the taxi. Ayyyyyyyye I'm clutch as fvck

 

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She wants love. I can sense it. Ima break this girls heart

 

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On the way. Gonna get her to buy me shots. I'm the fvcking man. I'm the worst lol

 

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Saw two hotties. Hit on them both. Got two numbers. They were both married. Bouncer said I'm known. Got his number. No homo. We r hitting the scene next Thursday

 

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Got a few numbers. Got rejected. The hot chick asked me to leave. No bit. Lol I want this threesome

 

[Hefner]

O.P. is once again reporting fantasy fan fiction on SS live from his bedroom while O.Ding on Xanax and boxed wine.

Do us all a favor, slam some Draino and off yourself in a gutter.

 

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Hit on a group. Told I'm too pushy. Ejected before I got ejected lol

 

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Hit on a hottie. Didn't get the number

 

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Hit on a ton. Got rejected. Got a few numbers. Met a few home boys. Chick ran away
Probably to get security. I ran too. Lol

 

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Got more numbers. Got rejected too. A nvgga Said he knows where to find my girl, molly. I got his number. No homo

 

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Got rejected. I met the husband. He's gonna b cucked

 

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Hit on a chick. She didn't want it. I told her guy to act tough. The bastard acted too tough. Lol.

Going downstairs

 

[Macaframalama]

Bro! Slow your roll. Look at the frequency of your updates. Like it's Twitter or some chit. Live life first and thn get back. The chic in the pic is nothing special, but looks like she's hella ready to please. Bag it and then proceed with the fukkery at least.

 

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Hot a ton of numbers met some boys. Met a homo. He know where the hoes at. Lol gotem

 

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Hit on a group. Got a few numbers. Got blocked by a ton of people. Updates r hard when you're n the field. Killing it.

 

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Met a homo. He promised to get me bvtches. Tried to pull me. Boy go somewhere

 

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Drunk. Trying to get a plate that said she'd meet me here