Originally posted by waterboytke222
This is my first post. I just found this site because i was searching for a website my buddy told me about. He's incredibly shy and we were all out trying to get him laid.. a buddy he brought with him was tellin him to be more like me and be ****y + funny and theres a website talking about it..
Heres a quick rundown of a conversation from a girl i met the other night..
I'd met her once before and blew her off because i was hookin up with someone else..
Her: Hey, you remember me, you still not talking to me?
Me: Nah, I'll still talk to you ..
Her: oh, did you hear about the fraternity party last night?
Me: Ya, I heard you were going to be there so I didn't go.
Her: What, why??
Me: Its embarrassing...
Her: What is??
Me: The way you'd be hanging all over me and stuff, its just not my style.
Her: riiiiight.., I wouldn't be doing that, why would you say that? I hardly know you.
Me: Sure sweetie, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Her: I have NO problems sleeping thank you very much...
Me: So, hows the club tonight? Having any luck finding someone better looking than me?
Her: You think you are smooth, kinda like a cat that ate the canary..
Me: Not my fault you can't handle it, sweetie
Her: "Suuuuure, whatever helps you get to sleep at night: (mocking me)
Me: Why do you keep bringin up sleeping? Are you hinting about going to bed with me? I'm not that kinda guy..
Her: (completely floored by this point) no, no , thats not what i meant.. sheesh, you are uh, urgh, um,, aack.. can i buy you a drink? I'm sorry for coming off so strong..
Me: Sure, double diesel..(redbull and vodka)
Her: So you are pretty confident meeting new people or just women in general?
Me: I'm just me, i meet whoever looks like they might be interesting
Her: But I walked up to you
Me: exxxxactly.. (ohhhhhh burn)
Her: (stumped and making no sense at all) So are you good with just women or the female population in general?
Me: That made no sense, what are you talking about? Are you trying to confuse me? Get me all disoriented so you can drag me back to your bedroom? Well thats not going to work! ( I gave her my empty glass and went to the bathroom).
Her: This really started off on the wrong foot, i dont mean to come off being aggressive or *****y, heres my number, call me sometime and maybe we can talk where its not so loud..
She leaves and i start hitting on her friend with this opening line:
Me: Hey cutie, just thought i'd go ahead and ask if i should put you on the list with the other girls I'd consider letting have a chance at me tonight... (with a big **** eating grin on her face)...
Her: you are smooth, my name is ashley..
The first part sounded like i was being mean, but i was kinda laughing and smiling through the whole thing.. her friends were getting a kick out of it, but she was getting kinda aggravated because she couldnt say anything without me turning it around like she was hitting on me and trying to get me in bed..
just thought i'd share.. glad to be here!!
Cale