Embarrassed because of penis size

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This is funny. My wife and her friends always say, "the smaller it is, the bigger it will get."

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BigSmooth said:
If any girl tells you that size is "soooooo" overrated, they are probably lying to you. The majority of girls would take an above average penis over a below average one.


Just two nights ago, we were at the bars and there were two girls sitting about 4 ft away from us, and one girl rambled on about how she had sex with her guy friend last night and how small he was. She talked about this for a long ass time, to the point that it was quite disturbing. The other girl then said that "maybe he knows how to use it" but by her tone we knew she didn't mean it. The first girl scoffs and simply stated, "if it's small it's small." And then they proceeded to both laugh.


Sorry for that story, it probably didn't help to reassure you at all but I'm just stating the facts.


I would just try to stay confident because honestly it's not the end of the world and you will find girls who won't care as much. Also if you have any redeeming qualities definitely try to portray and work on them more.
What a bunch of dumb b.tches. How big were their tits? These are just shallow wh0reish women who just want some fvcking rod up their vaginas...stupid vessels of nonsense is their brains.

The fact she's cutting him down like that is terribly low--especially after SHE fcvked him...

Well..I'd like to have a discussion abouta woman's labia size and how terribly unattractive small or big labias are...or "I only fvck women with C cups"...

Anybody who says such things are scvm that view other people in the most shallow and superficial ways...

Look---there are tons of sexy women with small breasts....I don't think every man digs large breasts....having a huge penis is not pleasant for all men who possess them...and also having a huge penis is not pleasant for every single woman...despite the images porn show us, not every woman wants to be fvcked like a battering ram...in fact this can hurt their ****oris, bruise their 'downstairs'...know what i'm saying here...

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OP -- don't be so hard on yourself--make the best with what you have--plus it'll look a lot bigger when you're totally stimulated and into her....and it's not like you have to point it out or shine a spotlight on the motherfcker...if some girl wants you to whip it out and you're not comfortable, take hold of the situation and divert the action to your place or hers...have her stroke you through your pants or something to get yourself erect before you reveal...if you get her turned on enough I don't think it'll matter at that point...and again not every woman is a total shallow wh0re...women have their insecurities about their bodies also. (maybe even worse than men given the immense social pressure)
 

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At 5.9 inches long you should be able to hit her back wall with room to spare, your either lying about your size or your width is the problem. Really after 6 inches or so everything else is for decoration
 
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Like 5.9....i know that's around the average but girls these days just don't understand. Society brainwashed them to think anything under 6.5 is no good. I remember talking to this girl and she said she wont fucc any guy that's under 7. Its not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.
I take it she will measure a person's penis before she has sex with that said person?
 

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Why not just try dating Asian girls? In their culture most men's size tend to be small, so i imagine you would not be laughed at as much.

Also, you may find that the more sex you hvae, the bigger it will get. When i was a virgin i was barely over 6 inches (at age 23); now i'm at 8. I don't know if it had something to do with testosterone increasing during sex or what, but the more i had the bigger it grew!
 

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I'm taking a swimming class at the local community college. Most of the girls are tattoo freaks and/or fatties, or have their BFs glued to their sides. The other day, I got out of the pool and some around-30 cvnt mouthed off to another cvnt "poor little thing I bet it's freezing." I'm guessing she learned it from some fag at the gym, and practices it in front of a mirror. Funny thing is, though, the coach gave the mandatory warning to watch your language -- that making rude comments about bodies will land a warning, and if it happens again, expulsion.

The idiocy rolled off me like water off a duck's back. But I'll keep an ear open for these comments in the future, and I'll E-mail a complaint to the coach. I want to sue the college for a big a$$ payday for $exual harra$$ment$!!!
 

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Sorry guys, you can't change the size of your d*ck without surgery.

The whole "penis enlargement" thing is a complete and total scam. If you know anything about the structure of the penis it quickly becomes clear that no amount of stretching or manipulating will increase the erect size in any meaningful way, and could actual cause nerve damage in trying.

You can increase the flaccid size slightly and temporarily by stretching in a rather extreme way, but the potential downsides (eg., impotence and never damage) are hardly worth the attempt. And who really cares about a guy's flaccid size anyway?
 

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Harry Wilmington said:
Why not just try dating Asian girls? In their culture most men's size tend to be small, so i imagine you would not be laughed at as much.

Also, you may find that the more sex you hvae, the bigger it will get. When i was a virgin i was barely over 6 inches (at age 23); now i'm at 8. I don't know if it had something to do with testosterone increasing during sex or what, but the more i had the bigger it grew!

I'm calling you out on this....when i was a virgin, i was a good bit bigger...now for whatever reason, i am smaller. Like 2 inches smaller...yes i have shrunk 2 inches....have no idea why..

A girl just last night told me my penis was small...i quickly came on top of her clothes while feeling up her legs and told her to immediately get the hell out of my room...she said sorry and was begging not to leave...have to admit i took pleasure in cumming on her and then immediately telling her to hit the road...it's one thing to think that but to say it reeks of disrespect...and that was the first time ever someone has told me i was small...
 

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Man, when i saw your first post i thought you had like a micro d1ck or something! 5.9 is nothing to be embarrassed about, its average! If you get better at sex, give them more pleasure, there will be no complaints at all :)
 

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Do as Howard Stern does: he constantly jokes about how he is "Hung like a pimple" and has a small c0ck. Learn to laugh *about* it (not let *it* make you laugh) in a self deprecating way and chicks actually dig on that...some do, anyway. I would trade your small c0ck to have my leg back anyday! And mine is just average: never had any complaints though! It's how ya use that thang bro!
 

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flashpoint said:
how small is small here?

and learn to "use it". your other tools as well. truth be told vaginal orgasms are rare anyways, you gotta work the other buttons too in order to make that happen. and when it happens your size wont really matter.
This guy has it. Contrary to what porn might convey, women orgasm much more easily from oral/****/g-spot stimulation. Do that, and she will hardly care how big you are.
 

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flashpoint said:
how small is small here?

and learn to "use it". your other tools as well. truth be told vaginal orgasms are rare anyways, you gotta work the other buttons too in order to make that happen. and when it happens your size wont really matter.
Bullchit. They're only rare if you dont know what youre doing. Get vaginal orgasms working consistently and youll have a sex slave for life.
 

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CONFIDENCE. Plain and simple at this point. Dirty talk, learn how to do this well. Be a charmer in and out of bed.
 

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Do it Stern style and make it a big joke...
 

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Considering that the average is about 5.5" then you're fine really. You should have just told those b!tches that it wasn't your fault their vaginas were too loose.
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Am I the only one who is terrified at the idea of spending 15 minutes to an hour of dedicated time every day yanking my pen15 trying to make it longer?
 

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I've been doing it for 40 hears now and I need to coil it up like a fire hose. You've got to know when to quit.
 
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