Eating Poon

[Colossus]

I do it, but not nearly as much as I get head.

I actually enjoy it. A clean virgin pvssy is sexy to me. I can kinda zone out for a while and then I just slide right in when I'm ready to bone.

I don't buy the myth that ALL women are super turned on by oral. Like dasein said I think so many of them are neurotic and self-conscious about their bodies they cant get into it. The vast majority of women, in my experience, wanna get boned hard and deep more than anything else. That's what they talk about. They never say "OMG Colossus that oral you gave me was top-notch!!" (well ok sometimes they do). It's always "OMG Colossus I think you literally banged my brains out last night!! Ughhhh..."

I did date one girl years back who could "only" get off through oral. I think it was because she had a lot of past partners and her vagina was desensitized to the point she needed a really large c0ck to do the job.

 

[Bokanovsky]

LOL @ Gaylan negging me for disagreeing with him on the subject of carpet licking. Good luck trying to dent my reputation.. your neg power is weaker than your erection!

 

[JoeMarron]

Any data you find on female orgasm will tell you that at most, 1/3 of women can orgasm from straight up vaginal sex. The rest need ****oral stimulation in order to climax.

Bullsh!t and a limiting belief. Do most women not orgasm from vaginal sex? Sure. Are most women biologically unable to? Fvck no! Take into account the fact that many men are utterly incompetent, take into account that many women have only masturbated with ****oral stimulation for years and it's no wonder why that statistic exists.

That's why women love bad boys so much. They think that bad boy = guaranteed hard fvck. And that's more exciting than some beta with a PhD in "human sexuality" trying to play janitor with her nether regions.

Right. The bad boy stereotype, just like many other stereotypes didn't just pop up out of thin air. There's a degree of truth to it.

Anyways I have no problem with eating a chick out. There are few things I'm disgusted by during sex besides anal sh!t. I wouldn't dare give oral to just a fvck buddy though.

 

[Jaylan]

+1 on not being able to screw properly if you need to eat the carpet to get a girl off.

Highly ignorant and false. I enjoy going down because foreplay is a nice tease and appetizer for the main course. Most of the time women go nuts and wanna bang before getting an O. And sometimes some women get their O and wanna get more fun with the d!k. Its really all about having a complete sexual repertoire.

Im surprised how many dudes are so hung up on the idea of going down. No wonder I hear the sex stories from women that I do. Trust me, the same way guys talk about girls who dont give head, women say the same sh!t about men who dont go down. Different strokes for different folks though.

For phucks sake, this chick is really starting to make it quite painful coming back to this site.

No joke. And with her 7200+ posts over at loveshack in such a small time frame you can bet your ass this sh!t is just going to get worse the comfier she gets.

You could always leave. But then what would SS do without its resident manospambot?

Bullsh!t and a limiting belief. Do most women not orgasm from vaginal sex? Sure. Are most women biologically unable to? Fvck no! Take into account the fact that many men are utterly incompetent, take into account that many women have only masturbated with ****oral stimulation for years and it's no wonder why that statistic exists.

How do you call it bs but then agree that most women do not orgasm from vaginal sex? Alot of it is biological fact. Only a third of women orgasm from vaginal sex. By recognizing reality and that a womans orgasm may not always revolve around my d!k, that is exactly how a many can stop limiting himself. Id be limiting myself if I didnt make sure I knew all of these facts.

Much of this is down to the fact that the ****oris is analogous to the penis. Its like Im talking to teenagers in a sex ed class here.

All of this is pretty basic stuff every man should know. And in reality, plenty of women do masturbate inside their vaginas dude. Not every women gets off in the same way, nor can come from vaginal stimulation. Be it G spot or her "deep spot" (for those men who know what this is).

LOL. He has a habit of doing that. Nice analogy. Have some rep back.

And you dont do the same thing? Lmao.

LOL @ Gaylan negging me for disagreeing with him on the subject of carpet licking. Good luck trying to dent my reputation.. your neg power is weaker than your erection!

Arent you the troll that takes time to freaking PM me when you dislike what I say in a thread? Actually you just did today with some whiny b!tchfest material. You and noobology have both done that before. Shows how butthurt yall are lol

Just an observation from experience...the less I've cared about her orgasm, the better the sex has been for both parties. I can't speak 100% for the woman of course, but women aren't that good of actresses that consistently. Women want a grunting "rape"-crazy caveman, not a gentle sensitive nice guy. There can be a time and a place for oral but I think it's overrated. (To be fair I also find BJs kind of boring.)

Its the opposite for me. Sex has been the best when both the girl and I care about the others enjoyment. I feel a sense of empathy is what makes a person a good lover. Sure we lose ourselves in passionate lust, but we are also mindful of each others needs. Other guys not caring is exactly why I get praise from women when they are with me. I usually here stuff like "no mans ever touched me like this before" or "wow Ive never felt like this in bed".

Oral isnt sensitive nice guy stuff either. Like intercourse it depends on the mood. Sometimes its gentle, sometimes its more rough. Usually the whole sexual episode has a mixture of both. All in all its just good passion and your bodies should just work together without much thought.

I do think agree about BJs though. Most girls arent that good with them, and I dont even get off easily from them. Takes the right girl with the right amount of skill.

EDIT - We all have likes and dislikes and should find partners compatible to us. However, with that said, I think some dudes in here really need to sit and hear women talk about sex, or even read some female forums. A lot of women out there are wanting oral, not getting it, and feeling unsatisfied and rejected because of it. These chicks either get down on themselves, or end up resenting their man (especially if shes the type that needs some sort of cl!t play to get off)

Not much of a big deal to a single man that doesnt care about getting his women off. But for guys who do care or guys in relationships, its something to definitely pay attention to. Especially if you wanna keep a woman around or have her only fvking you. This isnt much different from the feelings guys have when we've seen those threads about not getting head. It can leave a dude feeling unsatisfied despite getting his nut during sex. And it can definitely make a dude feel rejected.

Some things to think about. A man with a well rounded sexual arsenal is never without a woman...and is never spoken of in unkind terms when it comes to the bedroom

 

[bukowski_merit]

I do it when i feel like it; which sober is 1% of the time. Drunk maybe 10% of the time.

She's got to be the right kind of woman though; very clean and smooth, and a talker....

I never have issues getting women to *** though fvcking without foreplay (kissing alone will trigger her to get wet). Most of the sexual energy doesn't come from the sex or the foreplay - it comes from the things that happen long before her back hits the bed. When i have a woman eating out of my hands (laughing at everything i say); when i have a woman who I'm in the head of - - - I KNOW she's cumming the minute i put it in. And oral sex is only getting in the way of what she really wants at that point.... To give herself up to a dominant MAN.

I've actually fvcked women i'd call "feminist" who the above still applied to. No amount of learned nonsense can erase instincts.



Also: There's something wrong with a woman who can only get off through oral sex; and i stay the fvck away from them. They might as well do something boring.... like become a lesbian.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I do it when i feel like it; which sober is 1% of the time. Drunk maybe 10% of the time.

She's got to be the right kind of woman though; very clean and smooth, and a talker....

I never have issues getting women to *** though fvcking without foreplay (kissing alone will trigger her to get wet). Most of the sexual energy doesn't come from the sex or the foreplay - it comes from the things that happen long before her back hits the bed. When i have a woman eating out of my hands (laughing at everything i say); when i have a woman who I'm in the head of - - - I KNOW she's cumming the minute i put it in. And oral sex is only getting in the way of what she really wants at that point.... To give herself up to a dominant MAN.

Right on. If a woman is really horny she wouldn't even want oral...she'd want you to stick it in ASAP. Gaylan doesn't realize this because his sexual experience, I'm guessing, is mostly limited to guys. He thinks that oral is a must with women just like it is with his boyfriends.

 

[JoeMarron]

How do you call it bs but then agree that most women do not orgasm from vaginal sex? Alot of it is biological fact. Only a third of women orgasm from vaginal sex. By recognizing reality and that a womans orgasm may not always revolve around my d!k, that is exactly how a many can stop limiting himself. Id be limiting myself if I didnt make sure I knew all of these facts.

Much of this is down to the fact that the ****oris is analogous to the penis. Its like Im talking to teenagers in a sex ed class here.

All of this is pretty basic stuff every man should know. And in reality, plenty of women do masturbate inside their vaginas dude. Not every women gets off in the same way, nor can come from vaginal stimulation. Be it G spot or her "deep spot" (for those men who know what this is).

It doesn't revolve around anyone's d!ck. It revolves around what a man does to her mind. Hell a chick can even get off through hypnosis without even being touched. If you wanna get into sex ed, the cl!t isn't just the bulb on the outside, it extends throughout the area internally, that's why some chicks get aroused from a full bladder and that's why the deep spot feels good. Sure there might be women who legitimately can't have a vaginal orgasm but I bet many of them can't because they're carrying around limiting beliefs and are with men who can't turn them on properly.

I never have issues getting women to *** though fvcking without foreplay (kissing alone will trigger her to get wet). Most of the sexual energy doesn't come from the sex or the foreplay - it comes from the things that happen long before her back hits the bed. When i have a woman eating out of my hands (laughing at everything i say); when i have a woman who I'm in the head of - - - I KNOW she's cumming the minute i put it in. And oral sex is only getting in the way of what she really wants at that point.... To give herself up to a dominant MAN.

I've actually fvcked women i'd call "feminist" who the above still applied to. No amount of learned nonsense can erase instincts.

Exactly. Stimulating a woman's mind is more powerful that oral, the g-spot, a-spot, z-spot or whatever other letters and fancy techniques are out there.

 

[Mike32ct]

As everybody knows, I haven't been with a lot of women, about 8+. But every single one of them told me they didn't like receiving oral so I never got to try it. I always wanted to though.

However, I don't feel sorry for women who can't climax during intercourse. When men have a problem getting it up or climaxing, we try to fix it. Cut out porn or go no fap or something like that.

But you'll never hear a woman's forum telling females to go on a "no vibrator/dildo/50ShaydesBook" challenge for 30 days to make themselves more sensitive to their partner's peen lol. They just blame the guy while they wear out their **** with battery powered toys that no human male can compete with lol. Then blame their partner when he can't give her the same results.

 

[VikingKing]

As everybody knows, I haven't been with a lot of women, about 8+. But every single one of them told me they didn't like receiving oral so I never got to try it. I always wanted to though.

However, I don't feel sorry for women who can't climax during intercourse. When men have a problem getting it up or climaxing, we try to fix it. Cut out porn or go no fap or something like that.

But you'll never hear a woman's forum telling females to go on a "no vibrator/dildo/50ShaydesBook" challenge for 30 days to make themselves more sensitive to their partner's peen lol. They just blame the guy while they wear out their **** with battery powered toys that no human male can compete with lol. Then blame their partner when he can't give her the same results.

Sex with a woman who doesnt use toys or regularly masturbate is awesome.

 

[Jaylan]

As everybody knows, I haven't been with a lot of women, like 8+. But every single one of them told me they didn't like receiving oral so I never got to try it. I always wanted to though.

However, I don't feel sorry for women who can't climax during intercourse. When men have a problem getting it up or climaxing, we try to fix it. Cut out porn or go no fap or something like that.

But you'll never hear a woman's forum telling females to go on a "no vibrator/dildo/50ShadesBook" challenge for 30 days to make themselves more sensitive to their partner's peen lol. They just blame the guy while they wear out their **** with battery powered toys that human male can compete with lol. Then blame their partner when can't give her the same results.

Ive had a couple women say they didnt want me to go down. But it turned out they were self conscious about a guy between their legs and they ended up enjoying it. Though I did have one girl who just wasnt into any kind of oral at all. However, from talking to her it seemed she didnt want a guy to go down in order to avoid him expecting her to give head. Oh wells...I dont mind banging if its a quick fling...but a girl cant be a FWB or girlfriend if she doesnt enjoy oral (giving and receiving). It just comes off as a lame hang up and a turn off. Honestly bro, if its something you want to try just get the girl comfortable and go for it. That is unless she is adamantly against it (though Ive never come across that)

And I do feel sorry for anyone not having a good sex life. Despite what you said, if you check out sex forums, the first thing most women ask a girl whos having no orgasms with her guy is "do you masturbate?...are you able to get yourself off?". If the girl doesnt know her own body well, shes instructed to start learning more about herself. And if she does already enjoy masturbation, Ive seen women instructed to lay off any vibrators so they wont be desensitized to real sex.

Trust me. Go lurk on a sex forum, or a womans forum. You will see that. And sometimes the girls blame themselves for not being able to orgasm. There are plenty of threads online where the chick has not yet orgasmed with her guy, and sometimes not even with herself. And some of these women are honest about it and have an understanding guy who tries with them. And then there are women who sit and lie to their guy about her enjoyment...which usually ends up hurting them both....because she doesnt end up enjoying the sex...and if shes ever comes clean about faking enjoyment, the guy cant trust her and enjoy sex anymore.

Now, are there women who are largely selfish negative azzholes about sex, and assume its all on the guy for them to get off? Sure there are b!tches who blame dudes, but they are largely immature cvnts and usually the other women dont want them in the thread as they arent helping the OP. Smart men and women realize that having good sex is about two peoples feelings and skill...not just what the guy does. And sometimes, at the end of the day people will tell an OP they just might not have chemistry or the right physical fit with their partner. Which does happen.

Sometimes things dont link up well.

It doesn't revolve around anyone's d!ck. It revolves around what a man does to her mind. Hell a chick can even get off through hypnosis without even being touched. If you wanna get into sex ed, the cl!t isn't just the bulb on the outside, it extends throughout the area internally, that's why some chicks get aroused from a full bladder and that's why the deep spot feels good. Sure there might be women who legitimately can't have a vaginal orgasm but I bet many of them can't because they're carrying around limiting beliefs and are with men who can't turn them on properly.

I agree that the mind is powerful when it comes to sex. Hell, we've all heard of dudes who bust nuts without being touched (which sucks, unless you want that to happen). But despite the power of the mind, almost all people need physical touch to orgasm. The mind is a part of getting us all prepped for that, but my earlier point is that no man or woman should ignore important avenues towards orgasm.

Having some variety and a complete arsenal will keep your partner fully satisfied. Are some women happy without oral? Sure, just like some dudes can live without it. However, if one talks to enough people, and does enough research, youll see how important oral sex is for men and women to be completely happy with their sex lives. Oral has become a vanilla expectation in the bedroom.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Sex with a woman who doesnt use toys or regularly masturbate is awesome.

Unless it's this toy, and it's during sex: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Yp8DwKieL._SY300_.jpg

Orgasms make a vagina clench and tighten up, so giving them is not a purely selfless endeavor. Plus, women are funny when they cvm. They all make their own weird little noises.

 

[Mike32ct]

That's good to hear Jaylan. While men and women are different, I do honestly believe excessive masturbation, toys, porn, etc. can cause women problems too. I'm glad that's coming to light on their side.

No doubt that it was mostly self-consciousness that resulted in women declining my offers for oral despite doing everything else with me.

 

[JoeMarron]

I agree that the mind is powerful when it comes to sex. Hell, we've all heard of dudes who bust nuts without being touched (which sucks, unless you want that to happen). But despite the power of the mind, almost all people need physical touch to orgasm. The mind is a part of getting us all prepped for that, but my earlier point is that no man or woman should ignore important avenues towards orgasm.

Having some variety and a complete arsenal will keep your partner fully satisfied. Are some women happy without oral? Sure, just like some dudes can live without it. However, if one talks to enough people, and does enough research, youll see how important oral sex is for men and women to be completely happy with their sex lives. Oral has become a vanilla expectation in the bedroom.

Oh don't get me wrong, I agree with you when it comes to oral. I just don't think chicks should be walking around with the mindset of "I need oral because I can't come otherwise." It's a negative mindset and will get in the way of enjoying sex to the fullest.

However, I don't feel sorry for women who can't climax during intercourse. When men have a problem getting it up or climaxing, we try to fix it. Cut out porn or go no fap or something like that.

But you'll never hear a woman's forum telling females to go on a "no vibrator/dildo/50ShaydesBook" challenge for 30 days to make themselves more sensitive to their partner's peen lol. They just blame the guy while they wear out their **** with battery powered toys that no human male can compete with lol. Then blame their partner when he can't give her the same results.

Agreed. I bet some chicks think that since they don't have to deal with ED like a man experiences from excessive masturbation, they can just go to town with toys and vibrators all day everyday with no negative side effects. If a chick has been wearing her cl!t and pvssy out for years with all sorts of gadgets, and she has a belief that she can't orgasm from regular sex then of course it's not going to happen.

 

[Dan08]

I've got no issue with eating a girl out, be it as foreplay or the main course for various reasons.
Think of it like this guys, 9 out of 10 girls pump and run. Be the 10th guy who actually takes an interest in your partners pleasure and she'll stick around a helluva lot longer.

Plus, you get her all turned on from eating her out then her ***** is going to be all the better for your **** when it comes to sticking her with the pointy end

What's not to like fella's

 

[backseatjuan]

After that eurovision winner you just have to eat poon to feel normal.

 

[speed dawg]

No wonder I hear the sex stories from women that I do.

It really doesn't surprise me that you're out there having these types of conversations with women.

I don't listen to sex stories, chump, I create them. 'Friends' like you get to do the listening.

 

[Jaylan]

It really doesn't surprise me that you're out there having these types of conversations with women.

I don't listen to sex stories, chump, I create them. 'Friends' like you get to do the listening.

Idiot, its called having real friends...aka...women I actually friendzoned and want nothing sexual from them. Grow the fvk up bro. Youre in your mid 30s.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Idiot, its called having real friends...aka...women I actually friendzoned and want nothing sexual from them. Grow the fvk up bro. Youre in your mid 30s.

Awwww, bisexual fairy is upset. How cute!

 

[Jaylan]

Awwww, bisexual fairy is upset. How cute!

Lolz, troll more loser. You in a tizzy brah? Gonna send me another hissy fit PM?

 

[Jaylan]

Jaylan, I actually agree with you here but you will not get anywhere on this site when you write like a flamboyant homosexual

Clearly the purpose of my writing style in that last message went over your head. I was mocking the troll and his weak troll attempt.

Now, some fools here should grow the fvk up, lay off the nutz, and stop this immature bullsh!t in threads. Its not hard to have a disagreement with someone without insulting them. Yet we have idiots like the Boka-troll and our resident manospambot who carry this flaming throughout the forum like fvking school children.

Its been past pathetic for a while now. Like seriously, trying to flame another man because he says oral sex can be a great part of a mans overall fvk session with a woman? What sense does that sh!t make? And then trying to question another man's sexuality when in reality the troll doesnt enjoy women enough to taste puzzy. Like come the fvk on...such hilariously illogical behavior from these same fools who cannot let the grudge go.

If you ask me, they are acting emotional and cannot seem to control themselves and behave like mature men. Thats pretty reminiscent of female behavior guys here always talk about, is it not?