Don't know what to do with my life...

[ChrizZ]

I just don't wanna work.

I know I sound like a lazy bastard, but that's how I feel.

Spending five days of the week working all day just to have two days off seems like a lousy deal to me.

All I wanna do with my life is to bang hot b!tches,party and travel.

All I have is balls, very good social skills and I'm good with women.

I'm basically looking for a way to make money with that to live comfortably while working the least amount possible.

(Yeah, I know that's what everyone is trying to do.)

I got a couple ideas already.

- night club promoter

- dating coach

- flight attendant

- wedding photographer


any ideas?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

commissioned sales job.

chef

scuba instructor

parachute instructor

if you can write, you can write travel books, or freelance travel articles. Like lonely planet. You'll always be hooking up with girls on vacation.

Or you could join the CIA.

 

[Dedication]

I'm currently reading a book called "the four hour workweek' maybe its someting you are looking for aswell.

 

[The Bat]

Pornstar

 

[Da Realist]

Anything where women are the one's who decide what goes into a household. And maybe be a gigilo on the side every now and then.

 

[The Logical Player]

Male Stripper

 

[Alle_Gory]

Can you drive? Autosports. You need a little skill and alot of balls.

 

[Wiesman44]

I just don't wanna work.

I know I sound like a lazy bastard, but that's how I feel.

Spending five days of the week working all day just to have two days off seems like a lousy deal to me.

All I wanna do with my life is to bang hot b!tches,party and travel.

All I have is balls, very good social skills and I'm good with women.

I'm basically looking for a way to make money with that to live comfortably while working the least amount possible.

(Yeah, I know that's what everyone is trying to do.)

I got a couple ideas already.

- night club promoter

- dating coach

- flight attendant

- wedding photographer


any ideas?

lol, you and everybody else buddy. Give it 2-3 years and you'll wake the hell up and start contributing to society with a real job soon.

 

[Hooligan Harry]

so he contributes more to society by working in a cubicle then he would do being a flight attendent or club promoter?

Do explain

 

[Bible_Belt]

Find a woman with a good job.

 

[f283000]

Find a woman with a good job.

The question is how. How do you find such women? we we start hanging out in art galleries and start going to watch plays and musicals in music halls which where mostly ritzi people hang out and are a bit to expensive for most of us? do we go hang out in medical schools and hope to catch a soon to be doctor? what do we do?

personally i have always liked older women and I would love to have a 40 year old woman rather than a woman my own age. I fear of impregnating women my age i much rather be with a woman that wants no commitments and the possibility of pregnancy due to age issues is low. I get along better with older women also.

The problem is doing what you are asking is more like getting lucky.

 

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[Wiesman44]

so he contributes more to society by working in a cubicle then he would do being a flight attendent or club promoter?

Do explain

Who said anything about working in a cubicle ?

 

[MikeYikes122]

Find a job where you work with decent people who you get along well with.

Work is much easier to commit to when you have friends who are working alongside you. Get caught in a bad situation where you hate your coworkers and hate the kind of work you're doing, and you will be miserable.

I've experienced both situations, and I know how terrible it is to go to work everyday when you work with people who are antisocial and who take their jobs way too seriously.

It's easy to say you wish you didn't work a 9-5, but what you don't know is that the alternative isn't much better. I've worked from home before, and I was miserable a lot of the time. You'll go stir crazy sitting in your house or apartment all day, and it's hard to stay disciplined when you have the television and other distractions around you at all times. It's also easy to go an entire morning/afternoon without having a face-to-face conversation with someone, unless you have roommates or a girlfriend or something like that.

I'd recommend finding a job and a workplace you enjoy.

 

[Magma]

I love this quote, and it's something that I believe wholeheartedly:

"Luck is when preparation meets opportunity."

I work my arse off. But I've also been to five foreign countries in the last six months. My job is demanding, both physically and mentally. I get to spend 4-6 weeks at a time in different countries. I've experienced some crazy schit, but I've also had to WORK.

Now, a lot of people say that I'm lucky. When they say that, I refer them to the above quote. I got the job because I had picked up certain skill sets over my life, was not a douchebag, and basically had the requisite skills and lack of fear that enabled me to handle the job. Also, not being married and not having any kids was a plus.

I just encourage you to let life take you where it may. I like your idea of the flight attendant. Like I said, I travel a lot. In the last year, I've racked up over 100k miles in the air. I talk to a lot of flight attendants and they REALLY seem to enjoy what they do. They put up with a lot of schitt, but they enjoy it. Especially the ones who've managed to get the flights that go abroad. The ones who work for KLM and work out of Amsterdam seem to be the most happy.

But yeah, I guess I'm one of the "lucky" ones. You're still young. Just keep building up skill sets and hopefully you'll stumble across something that you really enjoy and doesn't seem like "work." Hope this helped...

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

So, your choosing women over a Mans priorities... Sad.

 

[Hooligan Harry]

Who said anything about working in a cubicle ?

Never been to a nightclub or been on a plane?

You miss my point. This bull**** notion that you need to work 9-5 to pay your taxes so you "contribute to society" is brainwashing of the highest order

 

[ChrizZ]

So, your choosing women over a Mans priorities... Sad.

A Man's priorities?

I don't think we were put on this earth to invent microwaves or sit in front of a computer all day long solving little math equations.

When it all comes down to it we were put on this earth to reproduce with the best female available.

The media/social programming constantly tells us that we are not good enough to get desirable women. That's why you see people work sh!tty jobs they hate to climb up the social ladder because they think that's how they get the desirable women.

You work 8 hours a day to one day get promoted so that you can work 12 hours a day as the "boss".

IMO it's not worth to trade in your time for material things that you don't need.

 

[Alle_Gory]

When it all comes down to it we were put on this earth to reproduce with the best female available.

Donate to the sperm bank. Congratulations, you just fulfilled your purpose.

 

[ChrizZ]

I'm currently reading a book called "the four hour workweek' maybe its someting you are looking for aswell.

Yes, it's a pretty good book.