backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i mean i'm sure it matters, but i don't have a big **** so i mean wtf can i do about it anyway.
i remember one day a few years ago we were at this pool party and there was this dude, and we were in the bathroom changing clothes to get in the pool or what not and the dude turned aorund with no pants on and i swear this dudes **** was bigger than my forearm rotfl. ki 'm not gay or anything but i was like dude WTF is that **** lol. i was like dammit that's not fair lol.
if you think about it it's just one of those things you can't control so no t point losing sleep. and the bad thing is i'm black and didn't even get the one freaking benefit of being black. you know how ****ty it is to be black and not have an above avg ****? that's like being a white girl with ugly feet.
I mean, i'm not small small, i'm porbably avg though i have some girth, but i mean i'm not going to win a **** measuring contest anytime soon
i remember one day a few years ago we were at this pool party and there was this dude, and we were in the bathroom changing clothes to get in the pool or what not and the dude turned aorund with no pants on and i swear this dudes **** was bigger than my forearm rotfl. ki 'm not gay or anything but i was like dude WTF is that **** lol. i was like dammit that's not fair lol.
if you think about it it's just one of those things you can't control so no t point losing sleep. and the bad thing is i'm black and didn't even get the one freaking benefit of being black. you know how ****ty it is to be black and not have an above avg ****? that's like being a white girl with ugly feet.
I mean, i'm not small small, i'm porbably avg though i have some girth, but i mean i'm not going to win a **** measuring contest anytime soon