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You're my new best friend...let's compare penis sizes?
You're my new best friend...let's compare penis sizes?
You bring the average d!ck size down significantlyBoilermaker said:You must be a genius. You just discovered that Anything that anyone ever says must be out of spite and hurt feelings.
Law of averages says otherwise. Probably every poster who has contributed so far has average penis sizes, because their average is the definition of the average penis size, more or less.
Get it ?
Not to me.Does pen1s size matter?
Instead of juggling words, and making flimsy argumens, spend a minute or two here:Social_Leper said:Since when does “from what I've heard” equate to “this is scientific fact so listen up”. Making outlandish claims from limited knowledge? Nah bro, that’s your territory.
Thanks for the compliment,Social_Leper said:Actually given that Boiler is the biggest d*ck in here I'd say he brings it up considerably.
says the guy who's a self-proclaimed Hobbit?SamTheHobit said:You bring the average d!ck size down significantly
I agree with this, completely.Danger said:I believe that size matters.....but only to a degree.
To clarify, it matters if it is too small, or too big. Either she won't feel a thing or else it will just hurt too much for her to enjoy it. Average length is just fine and nothing to worry about.
Of course, I posit the notion that one should not care, simply because you shouldn't be marrying nearly any woman today, and if she decides to stop fvking you because it isn't big enough, then go fvk other women instead.
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
and it is so important that you mention this, that you expressed this rather common sense idea first, before the thread degenerated into "retardation".Colossus said:Before this thread degenerated into retardation I mentioned that pen1s size only matters if you are in the extremes.
Could be. Actually reconsidering the human evolution and origin of clothing I realized I jumped the gun.Social_Leper said:I was breaking your balls.
Interesting link. But it doesn't refute the point that attraction in women on a visceral level is triggered by areas of the body which indicate higher levels of testosterone (read masculinity) and health - big arms, v shape torso, and yes a donkey kong slong. Especially when you consider that your magic stick is the only thing that provides...direct utility in certain areas.
Yes that was a shameless self-plug. Every now and then I'll drop one to feel what it must be like to be you....then I realize I cant attain to your level of narcissistic douchery. Congrats on replacing Down Low.Boilermaker said:and it is so important that you mention this, that you expressed this rather common sense idea first, before the thread degenerated into "retardation".
Thanks for reminding us and "purifying the thread" , I apologize I missed it and quoted Danger. Of course, this reminder is not at all a part of the said retardation, but an important point that must be acknowledged by everyone since the motivation here is not to brainstorm with fellow men, but to show them how much better we are from one another, that's why proper citations are very important.
It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
On the contrary, I am sure there a lot of people who "love" you thanks to your hollow narcissism that comes off of every single post you make.Colossus said:I do, however, think you rarely pass up an opportunity to slam, bicker, or assert your own magnificence through insults. No one really likes you here. And that's not me being spiteful...you just kind of float in that gray area between being a bannable user and a caustic jerk who stays just above the rules. I guess every forum has them.
QFTBoilermaker said:On the contrary, I am sure there a lot of people who "love" you thanks to your hollow narcissism that comes off of every single post you make.
I understand your strong desire to "ban" me, but thankfully, you don't get to decide such matters by your own folly.
I know you wouldn't miss a chance to ban anyone who outsmarts you; or disagrees with you, or exposes you.
Your sub-conscious is giving you away. Now the "ban card" out of nowhere.
No more red-marks but subtle threats of banning users? Good to see you're maturing.