"DO you like _____?"

[DJoneday]

A couple chicks at school are guessin i like one of their friends and keep asking "Do you like ____?" or "You like ____!", i cant think of any C+F remarks for this, any ideas? Thanks,

 

[DirkPitt]

"Why? are u jealous?"

or

"I know you're jealous but what can i say, she got bigger boobs"

 

[DJoneday]

Haha i dig it, thanks man. Jus tthought of one (if its her hot friend )

"Why, you want in on the threesome?"

Sorry...I'm tired and the funny is gone...

 

[Jester]

Whats it to you punk?

 

[fragmentor]

"WHO TOLD YOU?? I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!"

Oh wait, that's the one not to use...

 

[Luscious]

Her: "Do you like ______"?

You: "Actually, when you've got those pants on (point to her pants, numbskull), I like you. (smile) You know, I've seen an awful lot of women (always say WOMEN instead of GIRLS...makes you more 'mature') wearing those kind of pants lately, where'd you get them at?

In this reply, you've:
- C&Fed her
- Complimented her on her pants
- Negged her (WITHOUT INSULTING...this is important) by suggesting that she dresses just like everyone else.
- Springboarded into a possible sarge of HER

Give that reply a whirl. (make sure you use 'shirt' if her shirt is cool, and don't use 'pants' if she's wearing shorts, boys)

 

[godsmoke]

Sorry for the noobness... But what is C+F? I looked in the bible, and it wasnt there.

 

[Turalyon999]

C+F = ****y and Funny