Do Not Jack Off!

[shyguyarrgh]

I know from how the endrocine system works that when a man masturbates, it purges lots of testosterone from the body, and releases feel good endorphines in the brain. The endorphines are like a drug, and addiction can occour. Besides that, the loss in testosterone grealty effects your confidence and self esteem when its levels drop so drastically. So, the next time you want to pet the one eyed snake, keep yourself from it. The more you refrain from doing so, the easier it will get. The more testosterone you have, the more masculine, strong, and confident you will feel! See how many days, weeks, months you can go!

Not looking at pornography also can help you keep your testosterone levels up.

For people who are sexually active, if you do this, your sex life will be better.

 

[GuitarOnFire]

Erm, doesn't watching pornography raise testosterone levels?

 

[shyguyarrgh]

Yes, but that sudden spike in testosterone is likely to make your urge to jack off even stronger.

 

[OrioleMagic]

Do you put a lock on your d!ck or something? lol

 

[BBX]

Wow. thers a post like this thats like the longest in this sites history i think. The thing is, only jack off when like its built up and it has to go like where your getting a boner every second. If you do it when its not built up, you notice things the next day, like your voice being powerless

 

[shiningshadow]

No it doesn't. If you behave radically different after whacking it, it's a placebo effect.

 

[NthDegree]

Pornos don't seem to make me want to whack off so much, only real women nearby or walking past an HB 7+ with revealing clothes gives me that feeling.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Do you put a lock on your d!ck or something? lol

They actually make just such a thing:
http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/pages/ksd-g2.html

You can't return them, but they do offer customer support.

Male Chastity Devices once worn cannot be sterilized and therefore no returns are possible on these devices. However, we will do our best to support your use of these MCDs.

 

[Macgyver]

If you're in your teens, limit your jackoffs to 3 times a week if you're single. If you're in your 20s, I would say 2 times a week, and 30s and onwards, once a week. You need to release once in awhile, if you don't your chances of prostate cancer goes up, infact there has been studies about the frequency of ejaculating and prostate cancer rates.

True, right after you blow your jizz, you become slightly weaker, and your testosterone has just took a hit and won't recooperate for awhile. But so what. You're telling me that guys who bang their girlfriends 2-3 times a day are effeminate and weak?

 

[Eulogy]

What the fvck are you guys basing your claims on? Post at least ONE study that shows masturbation affects your T levels.

 

[ianlove]

I know its easier said than done but imagine watching porn and NOT engaging in hand 2 gland combat.

If porn causes an increase in testosterone then watching porn without slaying the snake would probably be a good booster. But like i said, easier said than done and it would require quite a bit of determination and will power.

Now that takes a real man!! lol

 

[Boschy]

Biology 101

This theory about not masturbating...where is the supporting literature for your claim? I've read a book about hormones, and the peaks and troughs of your testosterone levels throughout the day vary, depending on many factors.

It is true that your testosterone level drops sharply after orgasm, and it may remain low for a period of hours or days afterwards. But do not confuse semen (fluid mixed with sperm) with the chemical hormone testosterone.

In behavioural terms for both genders, male and female, testosterone makes you sexually aggressive (go out looking for partners), makes you want an orgasmic release, makes you competitive, and it also, paradoxically, promotes the desire to be alone.

On the other hand, the female hormone estrogen makes you sexually receptive and gives you a 'glow' that appeals to members of the opposite (or same) sex who are out looking for it. See how the two behaviours complement each other?

Now, levels of both hormones are at their highest during our late teens and during our twenties. When we reach 30-35 (on average), levels drop off slowly. In women, their testosterone balance may then increase, making them more sexually aggressive and wanting orgasm. This is mistakenly what the referred to as their sexual peak. But it is nothing of the sort. They have simply shifted from being receptive to having babies with a long-term partner to behaving more like men. naturally, they still want babies during their 30s, because the clock is ticking, but sexually, most women become more aggressive. Women who lack sex drive, especially after having kids, are usually prescribed...yep you guessed it, testosterone therapy.

How does a DJ raise his testosterone levels? For both sexes, but generally men, the following works: regular exercise, winning a competative event, being successful (think corporate execs, rock stars, movie stars, etc), winning a fight, having a sexually attractive girlfriend, sexual stimulation, etc. These things may drop your levels: losing a fight, being unsuccessful in life, masturbation (a temporary drop!!!!), regular alcohol intake, obesity and poor eating habits.

While I enjoy reading DJ tips, I think each one of us should do even more groundwork to know the biological differences between the sexes. Hormones affect behaviour, that is a simple fact. Specifically, read up on the sex hormones (especially how a women's monthly cycles affect her behaviours and receptivity in public to advances) and you'll have some great knowledge about the 'big picture'.

 

[shiningshadow]

There are so many lies in this thread it's unbelievable. What, we shouldn't have sex so we'll do better talking to the ladies? Orgasm/ejaculation does not affect behaviour, stop spreading this BS. It's all a placebo effect.

 

[Freewheelin Frank]

How does a DJ raise his testosterone levels? For both sexes, but generally men, the following works: regular exercise, winning a competative event, being successful (think corporate execs, rock stars, movie stars, etc), winning a fight, having a sexually attractive girlfriend, sexual stimulation, etc. These things may drop your levels: losing a fight, being unsuccessful in life, masturbation (a temporary drop!!!!), regular alcohol intake, obesity and poor eating habits.

How can being materially succesful effect levels of a hormone in your body?

 

[Teen Spirit]

I rate this thread 1 star.

 

[backbreaker]

I am not going to down beating it, becaues I did for a while, but. I mean, to each his own. enough all ready.

do this. **** women, not your hand. everytime you get horny, go and talk to a woman.

It sound simple but that's the freakin problem right there

 

[fuzilogic]

Hm I remember reading on t-nation that athletes usually have lower levels of testosterone than non athletic couch potatoes.

 

[Macgyver]

That's because they use it up building muscles!

 

[Cruise]

I jacked off... nwo i acn braely eevn tpye tihs siht correclty...

 

[C-Damage]

i think actualy this is true. ive got no eveidence of that other than anecdotal but im sure im less likley to look people in the eye or talk in a confident tone at an audible volume if i spent the last few hours jacking off. It mite just be exaustion (tho i doubt it) but generaly when im done i have no inclination to talk to anyone...least of all sexy girls - who usualy are my favorite people to talk to. Saying that im generlay talking about whacking off multiple times in one sitting (generlay to internet porno - which is the worst for getting your hooked...cos its pretty much maximum payout for minimum effort)...but im sure im not the only person to do that. Try it yourself - i find that, even when im with my friends, i will be a whole lot quieter and consquently more boring if ive been whacking off all day. And theres not realy much chance of getting some action if you cant even be bothered to talk.

ALSO: GUNWITCH METHOD? Has everyone forgotten this? Best guide ever imho. proscribes just that - no jackin, regular exercise, good diet. That works...and is a lot less strange and stupid than trying to learn to hypnotise girls with inaine conversation you learned from a website. I mean christ - how do you think normal guys get girls? ALSO, as gunwitch points out in his guide - orgasm with a parnter will NOT socialy cripple you like jacking off will do - this mite be the physical exercise associated with orgasm from sex but id say its a combination of that and the fact that blowing your load all over a sexy girl should be much more satisfying and confidence building (if you dont know what im on about i suggest a little more first hand research).

Edit : I think your masterbatory appologists! By all means do it - but dont discount the chance that it mite not help you in social situations.