okay, ma boy is just started goin out with this freshman chick. shes like a 8.5-9 latina. she usually goes to the school library during our break and ive thought about talking to her occasionally. im not really into going after freshman cuz theyre easy in general.
anyway, with my luck lately, im gon have to go get her. im doin decent with the ladies but im not gettin any. so its time for me to make a move. ive hinted to ma nigga that imma go steal her from him and hes a b!tch about it. he starts sayin sh!t like,"yo man we niggaz and if you go try to steal her man you jus bein a b!tch". this was couple weeks ago and i was just playin games wit him. i wasnt serious.
now that i see what kind of attention he gets from some of the ladies im gamin im downright jealous man, aint gon lie. i am intersted to see how ma b!tches gon treat me if i "steal" her from him. at lunch today i told him i was gon go after her he starts b!tchn again. hes like,"aint it an azzhole move to go hittin on someones girlfriend?" to the rest of the table. they all agree. im just like, "man fck all y'all then come an stop me." cuz they aint gon do it. id whoop any of em up if they fought me so i aint scared. only prollem is do i put my boys behind me and go for what i want? or stay loyal to them and watch all the hoes lovin him?
i think its kinda obvious. i got way too many more homies to worry about ma real niggaz. Okay its gametime baby!!! im goin to get her. I got ma opening line ready. here it it:
Me: "hey, mind if i sit here?"
Her: "sure" (well why would she say no?)
Me: "good, just as long as you keep your hands to yourself" (i took this off this website...any other lines that might work here?)
Her: "Ok" (im guessing shell laugh)
Me: "good"
Now im stuck...a little help here?
I think ill say this:
Me: "so do you let everyone sit at your table or only the people as good looking as me?"
Her: Hopefully laughs
Me: then ill respond based on how she responds.
What ya think?
anyway, with my luck lately, im gon have to go get her. im doin decent with the ladies but im not gettin any. so its time for me to make a move. ive hinted to ma nigga that imma go steal her from him and hes a b!tch about it. he starts sayin sh!t like,"yo man we niggaz and if you go try to steal her man you jus bein a b!tch". this was couple weeks ago and i was just playin games wit him. i wasnt serious.
now that i see what kind of attention he gets from some of the ladies im gamin im downright jealous man, aint gon lie. i am intersted to see how ma b!tches gon treat me if i "steal" her from him. at lunch today i told him i was gon go after her he starts b!tchn again. hes like,"aint it an azzhole move to go hittin on someones girlfriend?" to the rest of the table. they all agree. im just like, "man fck all y'all then come an stop me." cuz they aint gon do it. id whoop any of em up if they fought me so i aint scared. only prollem is do i put my boys behind me and go for what i want? or stay loyal to them and watch all the hoes lovin him?
i think its kinda obvious. i got way too many more homies to worry about ma real niggaz. Okay its gametime baby!!! im goin to get her. I got ma opening line ready. here it it:
Me: "hey, mind if i sit here?"
Her: "sure" (well why would she say no?)
Me: "good, just as long as you keep your hands to yourself" (i took this off this website...any other lines that might work here?)
Her: "Ok" (im guessing shell laugh)
Me: "good"
Now im stuck...a little help here?
I think ill say this:
Me: "so do you let everyone sit at your table or only the people as good looking as me?"
Her: Hopefully laughs
Me: then ill respond based on how she responds.
What ya think?