Hilarious ****
Look, I gotta say a few things here . . .
First, I have a buddy who went to Cornell, dumb as bricks when it comes to speaking English, just piss poor, but brilliant at math and chess, I-banker now, makes big bucks, and apparently he's found SpellCheck a lot cheaper than Oxford . . .
Second, I'm guessing our Stanford MBA friend has not got a lot to do these days besides flaming message boards, the value of a Stanford MBA post dot-com-bust being about $500K/year **in Enron stock** ($12 annually to the lay person). It's nice paper to impress the chicks with, though . . .
Third, in any match of intellectual aptitude, the Cornell engineer will wipe the mocha latte mustache off the Stanford MBA (dude, I'm being _generous_ on that one, it wasn't really a mocha latte mustache, now was it? *two* MBA programs, now talk about a lot of brown-nosing) while doing a keg stand at 3AM before finals . . .
And finally, for those in the know, Oxford Undergrad is for the posh British boys whose Daddies couldn't afford to buy them into Harvard, (in all fairness, it's not cheap if you're going that route) while Harvard MBA's are for those boys whose Daddie's could afford to buy them, well, let's see . . . a baseball team, an oil company, and the U.S. Presidency, among other things . . .
And **that** is taking it Full Circle. Now let's get back to the regular programming . . .
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