Conversation Starters for These 3 Scenarios

[davidsonj73]

I often find myself in one of the following situations and need some conversation starters for them:

1. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful woman walking a dog or dogs.

2. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman.

3. And sometimes, I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman walking a dog or dogs.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I'll try to channel your insipidness / insipidity and see what conversation starters I can come up with that fit with your personality as you have expressed it here on this board:

1. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful woman walking a dog or dogs.

"Hi, are those your dogs or are you a professional streetwalker?"

2. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman.

"Hi, is that your own skin?"

3. And sometimes, I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman walking a dog or dogs.

"Hi, I love you and I want to have sex with you. Your dogs can watch, I don't mind."

Mods: thread belongs in Anything Else.

 

[BPH]

I often find myself in one of the following situations and need some conversation starters for them:

1. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful woman walking a dog or dogs.

2. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman.

3. And sometimes, I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman walking a dog or dogs.

1. "Hi."

2. "Hi."

3. "Hi."

 

[Clockwerk50]

2. I walk by myself past an apartment complex and see a beautiful black woman.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

"NIce shoes....

Wanna fvck?"

 

[Doctor Doom]

1. Say nothing.
2. See answer 1.
3. See answer 2.

Anything you say to a chick in those scenarios is just going to put her on a pedestal.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

1. "Hi."

2. "Hi."

3. "Hi."

This. And. This is how women approach men. So. what’s good for the goose…

 

[sharkfinale]

The problem arises from thinking you need a conversation starter.

You don't...

 

[Agamemnon43]

You need to pet the b!tch first.