Comic_Relief pictures

[Mr. Wolf]

What about the people that are happy as sh!t, but poor or have a genetic defect.

John Mark Karr.. You look like that guy! What about that?


Here is the deal, you're aiming for the gutter.. You might have a few people on here that are sympathetic toward you, but not among those that aim for the stars.. You don't look like you're pursuing your life with passion.. You're just getting by..

 

[cant think of a user name]

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Love the 3rd pic .

 

[6-heads lewis]

6 headed lewis...you may be ugly as you say....I don't know...but you have a very unique way of thinking. You see things in ways that the normal person might not. I can appreciate that.

You should put that to use somehow. A govt. think tank or something. Don't waste that asset.

I exaggerate my flaws for comic effect, though apparently noone’s laughing.

Thank you for the kind words. My unusual communication and reasoning methods has classified me as mentally ill, though I think im more sane than everyone else.


For the record, I agreed with you in the backbreaker picks thread. Whether or not his picks could have really earned that profit is questionable, I don’t like the excuse “well he changed them before the race”, it’s a cop-out. To be fair, he didn’t say that himself, others did on his behalf. He’s helped me through PM and Im grateful, though Im surprised someone that emotionally driven can succeed in the gambling world.

Do you only bet on the track, or on sports as well? Im getting into boxing betting, which I think is overlooked. I have the true odds of Mayweather/Hatton at M –350 or -400, I've found books at –235. For someone with a big bankroll, this fight could be very lucrative.

 

[Holland]

Your telling me that the more self-esteem that you have, the better that you take care of your body and appearance?

No, I'm not.
I'm telling that people with high self-esteem take good care of themselves and others.
It's one of the many symptons.
It's not like: "Ow, I'd better look good so I can get my dose of approval from xyz people"
It's because they respect themselves and like the image they see in the mirror. They value and respect themselves and therefore choose to take good care of themselves.

It seems to me that you're just saying:
"Hey man, I can look at myself in the mirror and see myself at 40% of my potential and accept that. Therefore I have more self-esteem, because these losers over there have to be at 90-100% of their potential to do that"
But that kind of thinking is not accurate.
Because those same people that demand 100% of themselves are also accepting toward themselves if they are at 10/20/30/xyz % of their potential. It's about not settling for less than you can be. Sure there will be obstacles, 'bad' days, tough times etc. But your burning desire for an optimal experience of life should never die out (or maybe worse, dwindle into a mediocre flame)

There was this quote of Rollo that explains this:

Beware of turning you're lack of game into a virtue, you're only fooling yourself

PS: Lack of time and money are excuses, you don't want to fall into traps like that.

Cheers

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

You don't need a lot of money to get nice clothes. You can always go to Old Navy, Macy's, Ross, Goody's and so on. You don't have to have a fvcking eagle on your shirt to look good. Dress to impress, my friend.

 

[cordoncordon]

No problem Lewis...like I said i think you have an ability to see things outside their normal parameters. Somehow make that work for you, whether it be investing, gambling, govt. think tanks, economic forecasting, whatever.

Do you bet online? Bookie? Vegas?

I tend to just bet the ponies..mainly harness racing since I grew up training them. Though I do bet sports as well, but mainly football. I'm moving out to Santa monica soon so i'm sure I will be making the drive to Vegas quite a bit lol.

 

[iqqi]

I think that people who are truly confident and happy with themselves don't give a sh!t what anyone else thinks about "keeping up appearances". Its funny how someone thinks that if you feel great inside you are more likely to get a haircut, buy some new clothes, exercise, ect, when those are activities that people who DON'T feel good about themselves do.

And yes, the people who realize that its what is inside that counts, are the wise ones.

I think it is sad some people will always be so looks or status obsessed.

And no, people aren't only attracted to looks. My best friend is gorgeous, always has been, always will be, and she is married to a guy whose face looks like it was smashed by a ram truck. That was first few impressions.

Funny thing happened. I got to know him, and now I think he is one of the most handsome guys I know.

 

[comic_relief]

I don't know what you were like before, but...

Your style looks boring and nerdy.

You should start working out.

I personally think you look too nice.

sry bro, but that is just my personal opinion...

Personal opinions are great! No need to be sorry.

My style is boring and nerdy? Hmmm... My style is very unorthodox, isn't it?

Until you figure out why I do it this way. I use my clothing as a form of Demonstrating Higher Value (DHV) because each of the shirts that I own mean something different to me. Most are from baseball, soccer, and dance teams that I have been on OR National Conferences that I have been either associated with or in (green shirt with the cowboy was to the FCCLA National Conference that I was to). Other shirts have a story about how I got them. None are just , I got them at (store). Usually they have a funny story behind them that everyone loves to hear.

I don't plan on getting a tan either. Too many unknowns with tanning in general that i don't want to chance it. I have heard mixed reports on those tanning beds.

I'm going to start working out again over the weekend. I haven't lost any muscle definition since I last stopped working out which was three or four weeks ago because of school work.

Me being too nice? "Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that." (10 points to whoever gets where that quote comes from)

Just because someone looks nice doesn't mean that they are very nice. I happen to be very nice, but have a bit of assh0le mixed in there. Therefore, I am a "nice jerk" as I believe Pook woudl put it. Although, I look and act nice, doesn't mean that I am not a jerk.

Although, the nice look has gotten me laid multiple times because women usually want someone who is nice and decent, but can be an @$$h013 when need be.

Your T-Shirt is too big in that picture. Try some slimmer fitting clothing. And that color doesn't suit your skin tone. Get a tan and bulk a bit more, but don't lose those abs man!!

I am actually going to be taking your advice because I want to get tighter shirts that hug me closer. Probably adult small is a good size.

I plan on toning and bulking at the same time (I have been able to do it, but it is very difficult).

A mans worth isn't measured in how hot his girlfriends are.

I agree with WescottII on this one. I fail to see why everyone seems to be b!tching about how "attractive" my girlfriend is. However attractiveness is defined by everyone else, doesn't mean that I don't find her attractive. There is no "form of beauty." It is different to everyone else.

Plus I am happy with my girlfriend. Does that bother me? No, I am happy. Cannot figure out why everyone else has such a problem with it. I realize that you are trying to help (or not), but your going at it the wrong way.

Hey comic, you look and seem like a nice guy. Friendly, outgoing......nice. Kinda nerdy in how you dress, but nice.

First, my dressing style is much different than anyone elses on this website. Each of my shirts that I wear have special significant meanings OR stories behind them. They are a form of DHV.
Secondly, every person that I told this started to laugh at this. They know that I am a jerk, but very nice. In effect, I am the exact meaning of a nice jerk.
Third, I highly doubt anyone would consider me a nerd. If anything they would consider me a sports person, considering I play sports all the time. I also hang out with a lot of the cheerleaders and sports girls. I just was not interested in most of them because most were interested in parties. something that is very unappealing to me.

coo. all this time i thought you were black i dont know why ehehe

Neither do I, but I am a country hick (white anglo-saxon male). It's cool though.

There is a lot of replies that I still have to make, but I don't have the time to reply right now. Got a friend that wants to hang out with me.

comic_relief

 

[Microphone Fiend]

my style is very unorthodox, no?

no your style is orthodox, you look like the boy next door if this was 1990
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^^^you dress like a father/old man.

Just to give you a heads up. Just because you think your shirts DHV and have stories behind it does not mean that girls' first impressions aren't:

Who the fvck dresses this guy? His mother?

Stop and ask yourself, "Will girls get to know the stories if they aren't attracted to me?" It is a whole lot easier to get them attracted when you look attractive then when you look like something out of a circa 1990 Land's End catalogue. All the people are saying the same thing, and you STILL choose to keep that style. It is not a good look, trust me. You look average as hell, you don't stand out at all. You look like a nobody. You have no fashion, no style, no pizazz, nothing.

I get the feeling you are the kind of guy who asks for advice but wont take any of it, so I guess my post is just for others with a similar style but on the fence over whether they should change.

 

[Kev07]

Hey comic, you look and seem like a nice guy. Friendly, outgoing......nice. Kinda nerdy in how you dress, but nice. I think you could realllllllly improve your look if you:

worked out-gained at least 30 pounds
grew your hair out-a fauxhawk would be cool
improved your clothing/dress

Now, don't take this as mean ok? I mean you put the pics up so you obviously want to be judged by them. Your gf. Ummmm. I'm sure she is nice and giving to you. Would have to be right? But.....wow, she just is not good looking dude. Maybe a 3. At best. You are definitely better looking then her, and with the right improvements, could be wayy better looking. On the other hand, she really does look like a guy dressed up as a woman. Weird. That being said, you obviously both really care for each other by how you look at each other, and with as much as you have pics of her on your my space, you are obviously proud to be with her, and that means something.

But if you were putting up her pics because you wanted validation here, its not gonna happen.

Here's a pic of my gf. I think she's great, but I would still only give her an 8 or so being realistic, so compare that to the girl you think is an 8.........

Girl in the green dress.

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8 seems about right

Comic relief, as long as you're happy with your girl that's cool, personally I don't think I could ever date a girl that thick though.

Good luck with life!

 

[6-heads lewis]

No problem Lewis...like I said i think you have an ability to see things outside their normal parameters. Somehow make that work for you, whether it be investing, gambling, govt. think tanks, economic forecasting, whatever.

Do you bet online? Bookie? Vegas?

I tend to just bet the ponies..mainly harness racing since I grew up training them. Though I do bet sports as well, but mainly football. I'm moving out to Santa monica soon so i'm sure I will be making the drive to Vegas quite a bit lol.

I havent placed a bet yet, though Ive invested about 30 hours into research and hypothetical situations. Im going online, the consensus seems to be pinnacle, the thegreek or betjamaica (same parent company), and wsex, in that order. Im almost certain they have all horse racing.

Horse handicapping must be tough, there is so much information to interpret. And it really seems like an 'insiders' game. If you can do that at a winning rate, props to you man. Im focused on 1v1 sports and don't follow football, but I have a good book which is about 1/3rd dedicated to football betting, it’s the King Yao sports book. He's a very mathematical and dry bettor, taught me a lot about scalping and hedging.

As for the career recommendations, those are good suggestions, but the reality is paradoxal. You might imagine people with Autism or Aspergers to be successful because of their intelligence, but they lack the social skills and networks to even position themselves as candidates. They (I) usually get fired early from jobs for communication problems, you’ll often find them (me) working as overnight janitors or security guards, since those are the only jobs they can keep. Many develop secondary disorders, mainly anxiety. Social immaturity is more devestating than incompetence, the slick salesman usually enjoys a higher living standard than the mathematical genius.

Anyway Im getting too off-topic, feel free to PM me, Ive found a few good gambling forums and will start posting and comparing my picks there.

 

[comic_relief]

i think id rather have PALMela HANDerson instead.

While my girl might not be the most attractive girl to you, I would rather have her than my hand.

btw have you ever heard Brad Paisley's "the world"? That is basically how I feel.

3. don't be naive. people's personalities are a mix of inborn temperament and environment. if comic_relief really likes her personality, it is directly related to her looks. if she was born as the most beautiful person in the world, and was declared the Queen, do you really think her personality would be the same?

you cant separate a person's attributes from their personality, they are directly correlated. if comic_relief likes her personality as is, that's fine. but recognize thats not really her, just her adaption to circumstance.

Are you kidding me? Her personality is directly related to her looks? Are you fvcking kidding me? A personality is not based on looks, it is based on experiences that the person had. If a person is bullied in high school, but is good looking, he can still gain bad self-esteem (which is a type of personality in my opinion). A person that self-improves to get out of that can gain a whole new personality, but have a different outlook.

You have a very poor outlook from what I can tell and I wish you the best of luck in self-improvement because you need a lot of it. I wish you the best of luck.

You come across like a country boy.. Though, it's not your looks, it's what you do and people you hang with. First of all, gf's fat, put her on tread mill. You in picture with her sort of lowers your value.. No, it's not about your gf, it's about YOU and your VALUE..

Then, the smiling man. You look harmless. Harmless look combined with fat girlfriend gives of vibes of a fun harmelss guy.. Again, more hot people in your pics.. You also need a tan, clothes and look that shows confidence without giving an impression that you're a harmless geek.

I would say same thing in pictures that you have right now, but without trying to please people or coming off like that. Plus with hotter people, be a leader for a bunch of hot people, instead of a friend to bunch of regular people.


That's IMO, don't get offended.

P.S. Cut the stuff with you're happy with your gf, etc.. There is a reason for posting and asking us about your looks.. A true leader does not need assistance with stuff such as this, nor he'd care..

No problem, not offended at all. Your one of the nicer posts than most .

The smiling is much different in pictures than real life. I usually have a sh!t eating grin on my face and am showing my teeth. Just because I don't have it now, doesn't mean that I look different, I will try to show the smile off and put a picture of it up later. Cut the stuff with you're happy with your gf, etc.. There is a reason for posting and asking us about your looks.. A true leader does not need assistance with stuff such as this, nor he'd ca

Here is one that is a bit better.
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Those are decent pictures of my smile, but there are better ones.

So, your saying that I should stop hanging out with my decent friends that have the same personality that I have and that I like to hang out with and be a leader of a group of people that are not really that cool because most of them just go partying and I dislike partying? Sorry but I don't need validation from people. I am already a leader within my group and other groups on campus with hot people already in them.


P.S. There is a reason that I am posting this, BUT it is not what you think. My original purpose was to show everyone what I looked like because I personally like knowing what a person looks like. Now, I realize that I can do so much more than this.

In exchange for regular sex and companionship with a 3, you feed her, buy her things, listen to her babbling, let her live with you, meet her annoying family.

You'll always resent her for being a 3. Her presence reminds you of your inadequacies, you'll always wish she was someone else. And heres the kicker: She'll always wish you were someone else.

I find it funny how you guys continually call her a 3, yet I view her very highly. Your drawing assumptions that are not true and you do not know. I love her family personally. They are so much fun to be around.

The last two sentences made me want to cry. Not because it is untrue, but because of your mindset. It is POISON and you need to actually get more than theoretical knowledge of women. You need to go out and actually get real life experience or a good girl. Unfortunately, you have the plan of just sleeping with prostitutes or call girls, not my cup of tea but whatever.

Accept that you can't have the 10, and dont pursue them. The humilation of 99 rejections isn't worth 1 accepted date. If you do land a 10 by a miracle, she'll ditch you as soon as your love potion wears off, or you remove the gun from her head.

Call up a classy 9 or 10 escort once a month, and enjoy her brief company. She will enjoy seeing you, as you are a quick 200$ and friendlier than most of her clients.

Save your time and money by not dating the 3, and most importantly, save your dignity.

I quoted this for fun and irony at its best.

comic_relief

 

[cordoncordon]

Comic, in 99% of your pics, you are hanging out with people that most of society would deem as "not attractive", if not downright ugly. I'm not saying they are, I'm just saying how society would view them. So I can see why you would be the leader of your "group". You are not ugly. You could be reasonably attractive if you changed some things as I mentioned earlier. In your circle of friends it appears you are the best of the "average" or "worst". You would rather be a big fish in a small pond then a small fish in a big pond.

I think though, you are failing to grasp the concept of "survival of the fittest". It has gone on for millions of years, and will always go on. People are attracted to good looking people. Fact. Good looking people have clear advantages in life, from careers, to dating, to social circles. Fact. In fact there was an study done recently that said in 10,000 years human society will be divided into two types of classes. An elite, wealthy, attractive class, and a lower, poor, unattractive class. The reason you like your group of friends is....you are the best looking one, from what I could see. Put you in a group of people that are 8's and above, and i would be interested in seeing if your behavior changes.

I don't think anyone here is saying you should dump your gf if you are happy. I think though I am speaking for the majority here in saying that we are just not seeing how you could be sexually attracted to her, if you are truly honest with yourself. If you are, then you have certainly evolved beyond most here, including myself, because we are hardwired to be attracted to good looking people, in fact there have been many studies done on that as well if you are interested.

 

[6-heads lewis]

Are you kidding me? Her personality is directly related to her looks? Are you fvcking kidding me? A personality is not based on looks, it is based on experiences that the person had. If a person is bullied in high school, but is good looking, he can still gain bad self-esteem (which is a type of personality in my opinion). A person that self-improves to get out of that can gain a whole new personality, but have a different outlook.

You have a very poor outlook from what I can tell and I wish you the best of luck in self-improvement because you need a lot of it. I wish you the best of luck.

You are unfamiliar with the wishbone effect. While you are correct that an attractive person will develop negative self esteem if bullied, how often is that the case? In school, 99% of bullying victims I saw were stereotypical, and could be picked out in advance. The wishbone effect explains the prototype of human development:

Person A: above-average looks, muscularity, natural social skills. On a scale of –10 to +10, they are a +3, which is a good score

Person B: below-average looks, muscularity, natural social skills. On a scale of –10 to +10, they are a -3, which isn’t that bad

“Wishbone” is symbolic of how the diffence between them is minimal at first, like the base of a wishbone, but grows greater through time, like the end of a wishbone. Their personality and position in life will be greatly influenced by which side of the base they start on. The most likely scenario is that person A will receive more attention and love from his parents, more interest from his relatives, and more local friends from the neighbourhood. His confidence increases.

In a few years, A is a +4, while B suffers the reverse of the above, and become a –4.

Once they hit puberty, A will have a much easier time getting girlfriends and making friends. His score jumps to +5. B will likely be shunned, his score drops to –5.

By 35yrs old, A will likely be a +6 or +7, a major player in the game of life. B will drop to -6 or -7, and will be cutting sheet metal or driving a forklift. B’s wife is A's groupie.

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To relate to the topic, her looks are a huge part of her personality and her development, especially considering attractiveness is the primary judgement of female worth. You are being naïve.

Don’t feel sorry for me, I feel sorry for you. I am smart enough to see the sh!t pile and stay out of it. You on the other hand, are due for a life of quiet desperation and dashed hopes. You’ll need luck more than I will.

 

[6-heads lewis]

Comic_relief,

I never said your girlfriend was a 3, my response way to Maxtro, not you. As I said before, if you two are happy, good for you. I did not comment on your girl, I think it's inhumane to judge human beings overtly, we all do it internally, and we should keep it to ourselves.

You posted a picture of a consensus below-average female on a male forum, essentially feeding a Christian to a lion. Any derogatory comments are not caused by people’s cruelness, the root problem is your foolish decision to encourage it.

 

[6-heads lewis]

Comic, in 99% of your pics, you are hanging out with people that most of society would deem as "not attractive", if not downright ugly. I'm not saying they are, I'm just saying how society would view them. So I can see why you would be the leader of your "group". You are not ugly. You could be reasonably attractive if you changed some things as I mentioned earlier. In your circle of friends it appears you are the best of the "average" or "worst". You would rather be a big fish in a small pond then a small fish in a big pond.

I think though, you are failing to grasp the concept of "survival of the fittest". It has gone on for millions of years, and will always go on. People are attracted to good looking people. Fact. Good looking people have clear advantages in life, from careers, to dating, to social circles. Fact. In fact there was an study done recently that said in 10,000 years human society will be divided into two types of classes. An elite, wealthy, attractive class, and a lower, poor, unattractive class. The reason you like your group of friends is....you are the best looking one, from what I could see. Put you in a group of people that are 8's and above, and i would be interested in seeing if your behavior changes.

I don't think anyone here is saying you should dump your gf if you are happy. I think though I am speaking for the majority here in saying that we are just not seeing how you could be sexually attracted to her, if you are truly honest with yourself. If you are, then you have certainly evolved beyond most here, including myself, because we are hardwired to be attracted to good looking people, in fact there have been many studies done on that as well if you are interested.

Precisely.

 

[Mr.Positive]

Hey Comic, IMO, I think you have a cute girlfriend and you seem like a happy decent fellow who enjoys life. You both look good together in the pictures you've shared, and seem to make a fine couple.

Don't listen to the people who view life through a photo-shopped Maxim ad.

Real life - real people.

Props for having the b@lls to share the pics, which is a hella of a lot more than most on this site, including me.

 

[comic_relief]

Nobody likes a quitter. Shoot for the stars gentlemen...

take his advice 6 headed lewis.

wow. my girlfriend is hotter. no my girlfriend is hotter. no mine is.

My thoughts exactly.

i think hes bull****ting us for some reason...

nope, no bullsh!tting going on.

yeah the mature man forum is really mature. Maybe I'm not around enough or dont know the personal relationships but from an outsider the responses here are fvcking retarted. Maybe I just dont feel part of the community that allows you guys to fvk around, but at the same time I dont really see the whole point of talking that kind of **** even to a close friend.

Thank you, Belvidere. None of my jokes on sosuave or in real life are as mean as some of these jokes. Most people would throw a punch at some members if they said that in real life to a real person other than on a computer screen.

Another thing about the Mature Man's forum and why I ain't pleased with it is because I cannot post on it because of the age requirement.

I hate to be mean, but I have to agree with Ken and Concordon on this one.
You should aim higher, a guy with a solid understanding of this stuff can get a hotter girl.

True, I could get a much higher status girl, but I don't really care that much about it. Being a DJ is not about how hot your girlfriend is, its about living your life to the best that you want to live it. It's choosing to validate your life to only yourself and not to everyone else. It's choosing your friends because you like them. That is what being a DJ is. It almost has nothing to do with getting women at all. It's all about living your life how you want to live it (i.e. non-validating).

John Mark Karr.. You look like that guy! What about that?


Here is the deal, you're aiming for the gutter.. You might have a few people on here that are sympathetic toward you, but not among those that aim for the stars..

I do look like that guy don't you. May not act like him, but you know. Still could be :trouble:

You don't look like you're pursuing your life with passion.. You're just getting by..

this is what I posted a while ago.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=130769&highlight=Francisco

Is my life interesting? Hmmm... You be the judge. I don't think that it is that interesting, but other people differ.

5 college classes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday - Legal Environment of Business, Microeconomics, Macroeconomics, Ancient Philosophy, and folklore and literature (not on friday)

Clubs - On the Edge of Honor (Western Martial Arts with swords), Cool Cats Swing Club (Swing Dancing), Student Business Association, Conestoga Club (The enviromental club on campus), and a few religious groups on campus.

Job - I'm the college mascot that gets in front of 2,000 fans and rallies them up. I also get to throw footballs, cups, chapstick, and other things up into the stands. I also get a confetti sword that uses CO2 canisters.

Working out - Spends an hour to 1.5 hours in the gym every day. Doing the stair stepper, stationary bike, crunches, and other things.

Girlfriend - Musician, funny, intelligent, loves to travel, and treats me like a king. She currently joined Cool Cats Swing Club with me. She also works out with me. Girlfriend joined me for aerobic exercises.

Girlfriends activities - marching band, she teaches me music, and does a few other things with me.

Travelling - In the past two years, I have managed to go visit 10 state and national parks around PA, NJ, WV, FL, and GA. I have jumped off of waterfalls, went possum hunting, went to Disney World, hot springs diving, and managed to also go snorkling at the Keys.

Books - "The millionaire mind," "Success through a positive mental attitude," "Please stop laughing at me...", "The Success Principles", "Seven Habits of Highly Successful People", "Chicken Soup for the Soul: Living your dreams", "How to win friends and influence people", "Rich Dad, Poor Dad", "The Ultimate Gift", "The Apology", "The Meno", "The Alladin Factor", and a couple others.

Business - failed at creating a non-profit organization although I had all the paperwork ready to be filled out. Lack of support was what made it fail.

Goal for next year - During the summer, bike from Millersville University, PA west to Washington state then South to San Francisco Bay to visit a couple of the DJ's that live down there. While raising money for a Diabetes Foundation for research.

Future Business Plan - Create a public speaking firm that tells children, teenagers, and young adults never to give up on their dreams.

Do I think that my life is interesting? Eh... It could be better. I think I'm making progress.

I really don't believe that i am "just getting by." as you put it. I believe that I am going after life full force.

(continue to next post)

 

[comic_relief]

continued from previous post

You don't look like you're pursuing your life with passion.. You're just getting by..

This is my list of accomplishments list

100 Successes in my life

1. Joined baseball in fourth grade
2. Learned how to play poker
3. Jeff Smith became my best friend of eight years
4. Played soccer for six years
5. Played baseball for nine years
6. Saved for my own television ($250)
7. Saved for my own Dreamcast ($200)
8. Paid off debt to parents
9. Beat the game, Resident Evil: Code Veronica with only a knife
10. Became good friends with Roman F, Jimmy K, Brad B, and Pullette M
11. Got four wonderful cat
12. Joined soccer in seventh grade
13. In my seventh grade season, I caught every fly ball and line drive that was hit to me.
14. Learned how to hit the baseball in games (2004 to present)
15. Took my hitting average in 2004 from a .050 to a .400
16. Other coach asked my dad if he could trade me to his team
17. Went two for three during Citizen Voice championship games
18. Stood up to Michael W to play my game my way
19. Learned persistence
20. Joined Fall League for Nanticoke
21. Made my first ever diving catch in a game
22. Wrote my “Michael Jackson and the Three Little Boys” paper and read it in front of the class
23. Punched Allen S in the face
24. My only suspension
25. Found Sosuavian theorem
26. Got over my oneitis, Tina S
27. Conquered my fears of approaching girls
28. Conquered my fear of flirting with girls
29. Conquered my low self-esteem
30. Conquered my fear of looking stupid
31. Stopped letting people treat me like a doormat
32. Became my best self
33. Took control of my own life and self
34. Cut down on television time
35. Cut down on all video games
36. Does not spend money on video games anymore
37. Told Allen S where to go
38. Gained my own self-respect back
39. Gained my friendship with Westcoaster, Desdinova, Crazykid, and many others.
40. Joined the Dome Soccer League
41. Heard about Pennsylvania Governor School for Teaching (PGST)
42. Sent out my application for PGST
43. Getting placed on the runner-up application
44. Being accepted as a “Govie” for PGST 2005
45. Being assistant coach for the Huntington Valley Teener League
46. Traveled to Harrisburg, PA for Pennsylvania Governor Schools for Excellence (PGSE)
47. Met Allison Z
48. Started flirting with Allison Z over the internet
49. Learned the “secret of uber-sexuality” to attract girls
50. Made out with Allison Z (first makeout session ever)
51. Lived through the breakup
52. Started dating Sheri F (September 19, 2006)
53. Borrowed the car to travel to Sheri F's house multiple times
54. Befriended all of her friends
55. Made friends with Emmit G, Monica G., Eric N, and Josh K
56. Joined FCCLA
57. Finished my STAR Event
58. Won a gold medal at the State Leadership Convention
59. Won a gold medal at the National Leadership Meeting
60. Volunteer teaching at Mr. Heller’s Special Education classroom
61. Escorted Sheri F down the isle for the State Leadership Meeting
62. Raised $2,100 for National Leadership Meeting in a two week period.
63. Reopened communication between Kathy W and my family.
64. Passed my Latin Class
65. Graduated High School
66. Forgave Allen S, Jeremy K, Patrick K, Jeff S, Derek M, and many others.
67. Conquered my fear of flying
68. Being an awesome boyfriend to Sheri F
69. Being there for Sheri F when she needed me
70. Completed my STAR Event in a three week period
71. Accepted to Millersville University
72. Accepted as a dual major Business/Philosophy
73. Figured out what I wanted to be when I grow up (motivational speaker)
74. Started over at college with no friends
75. Fixed relationship and forgave Tim H, my brother
76. Broke up with Sheri (without alcohol)
77. Joined Conestoga Club
78. Joined Cool Cats Swing Club
79. Joined Student Business Association
80. Joined Maraudership 2006
81. Swing danced in front of an audience of 500 people during homecoming
82. Swing danced in front of an audience of 1,000+ people at the basketball game
83. Bonded with my roommate, Erik P
84. Became friends with Sarah M, Christina, Chris, Geoff M, and Rebecca
85. Got a 3.22 GPA, my first semester of college
86. Started to read inspirational/motivational literature
87. Held onto Sarah G and she held back
88. Kissed Sarah G on the cheek
89. Kissed Sarah G on the lips
90. Slept in the same bed as Sarah G
91. Had sex with Sarah G
92. Asked Sarah G to be my girlfriend (May 26, 2007)
93. Declared my lawn mowing a business
94. Clients include my house, grams house, church yard, and Scott Cemetery
95. Got a $5 raise from my house
96. Got Jeff’s Xterra out of the swamp by gram’s house
97. Made friends with Doug J, Ryan, Lauren, and her other friends.
98. Created my first Macbeth video
99. Created my second Macbeth video
100. Created the second Macbeth Video in four hours
101. Returned to the game of baseball/softball
102. Completed a success list (100)
103. Completed a goals list (100)
104. Completed goal number 93, visiting Penn’s Cave
105. Visited Seaside Heights, NJ
106. Completed goal number 12 by finding a training bike across the road and making it mine
107. Bought an atlas to plan my trip accordingly by roads
108. Bought DragonballZ seasons one, two, and three
109. Got the mascot job for Millersville University Marauder
110. Got Alex to join the bike ride with me
111. Got Alex to talk about his past
112. Got Alex to realize that he was wrong in thinking that Alex was a friend of his.
113. Became Vice-President of Swing Club
114. Became Vice-President of On the Edge of Honour Club

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You don't look like you're pursuing your life with passion.. You're just getting by..

here is my goals list that i made earlier this year.

Goal List

1. SUCCESS!!! – Complete a goals list
2. Run with the bulls in Spain
3. Bike from Millersville University to Disneyworld, Florida (2008)
4. Bike round trip throughout the New England states (2009)
5. Bike from Millersville University to California (2010)
6. Bike from Millersville University to Washington State (2011)
7. Meet the President of the United States of America
8. Serve on a Nonprofit Board of Directors
9. Author two novels on my life and travels
10. Have at least two novels on the New York Times Best Seller List
11. Each semester (unless very sick, ill, or injured), workout everyday, but Sunday
12. SUCCESS!!! – Buy or Received a training bike by August 2007
13. Buy or receive a decent racing bike by mid spring 2008
14. Become a motivational speaker
15. Raise $100,000 for diabetes research between the summer of 2008 to 2011
16. Partner with either Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation or American Diabetes Association
17. Create a magazine on nonprofit successes, inspirational stories, and heartwarming tales.
18. Buy at least three rental properties by 2015
19. Pay off student loans by 2014
20. Become financially independent by the age of 30
21. Speak at the National FCCLA Conference at Nashville, Tennessee
22. Graduate Millersville University with two degrees in Philosophy and Business
23. Start a business by the age of 22
24. Return to Ocala National Forest
25. Return to snorkel at Key Largo
26. Hitchhike from Pennsylvania to Texas
27. Keep a journal throughout my journeys on the road
28. Visit all 50 states in the United States
29. Become an international Motivational Speaker
30. Command a speaking fee of $10,000 or more by the age of 35
31. Visit Yellowstone National Park
32. Visit the Redwood Trees in California
33. Meet Metalfortress
34. Visit China
35. See the Forbidden City
36. Jog a mile of the Great Wall of China
37. Learn how to Scuba Dive
38. See the ruins of the Aztecs, Incans, and Mayans
39. Join Toastmasters International
40. Own a Honda Civic or Toyota Prius
41. Become Financially savvy and learn how the stock market works
42. Have a net worth of over $1,000,000 by the age of 40
43. Be in semi-retirement at the age of 45
44. Visit the Amazon Rain forest in Brazil
45. Visit Rome and Italy
46. Visit Pompeii
47. Learn how to ride a horse
48. Own a house in Pennsylvania
49. Become an FCCLA Alumni Member
50. SUCCESS!!! - Learn how to sword fight
51. Visit Matt and Jodie in Georgia
52. Visit Egypt and see the Great Pyramids of Gaza
53. Get a six pack
54. Retain good health throughout life
55. Be able to bench press 200 lbs by the end of 2008
56. Be able to bike 100 miles in one day
57. Learn a form of martial arts by 2011
58. Compete in a competitive bike race
59. Compete in the New York City Marathon and finish
60. Visit Spain
61. Meet Kenny Chesney
62. Visit Israel
63. Meet Mark Victor Hansen
64. Meet Jack Canfield
65. Meet Tony Robbins
66. Attend the Grand Ole Oprey
67. Join the Peace Corps
68. Visit the Badlands
69. Visit the Grand Canyon
70. Visit the Terra Cotta army in China
71. Visit the Korean War Monument at night time during the Cherry Blossom Festival
72. Visit Auschwitz
73. Visit the Holocaust memorial in Washington D.C.
74. Visit Athens, Greece
75. Visit Thermopylae, Greece
76. Visit Delphi, Greece
77. Visit Gettysburg during October
78. Visit a Tibetan Monastery
79. Visit Troy and Istanbul, Turkey
80. Visit Australia’s Great Barrier Reef and snorkel or scuba dive
81. See a volcano erupt
82. Visit Bryce Canyon National Park
83. Learn Salsa Dancing
84. Learn Tango Dancing
85. Visit Big Bend National Park
86. Visit Big Bend State Park
87. Visit the Straight Cliffs of Utah’s Escalante watershed
88. Visit Maryland’s Calvert Cliffs State Park
89. Visit Times Square during the New Years Celebration
90. SUCCESS!!! – Visit the Franklin Institute to see King Tut’s gold before September 30, 2007
91. Visit the Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park, California
92. Visit the Cathedral at Notre Dame in France
93. SUCCESS!!! – Visit Penn’s Cave
94. Bicycle or hitchhike through Europe
95. Go to the Olympics by 2020
96. Go to the World Cup
97. See a Broadway show
98. see an Opera
99. Visit India
100. Visit Japan
101. Go on a luxury cruise
102. Visit New Zealand
103. Go sky diving at 10,000 feet or higher
104. Complete college with a 2.75 GPA or higher

Sorry, I disagree with your quote. If anything I am working my @$$ off to make sure that I live the life that i want to live.

EDIT: Finished off a new one over the last couple of weeks. I learned to sword fight.

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