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cordoncordon said:
Hey comic, you look and seem like a nice guy. Friendly, outgoing......nice. Kinda nerdy in how you dress, but nice. I think you could realllllllly improve your look if you:

worked out-gained at least 30 pounds
grew your hair out-a fauxhawk would be cool
improved your clothing/dress

Now, don't take this as mean ok? I mean you put the pics up so you obviously want to be judged by them. Your gf. Ummmm. I'm sure she is nice and giving to you. Would have to be right? But.....wow, she just is not good looking dude. Maybe a 3. At best. You are definitely better looking then her, and with the right improvements, could be wayy better looking. On the other hand, she really does look like a guy dressed up as a woman. Weird. That being said, you obviously both really care for each other by how you look at each other, and with as much as you have pics of her on your my space, you are obviously proud to be with her, and that means something.

But if you were putting up her pics because you wanted validation here, its not gonna happen.

Here's a pic of my gf. I think she's great, but I would still only give her an 8 or so being realistic, so compare that to the girl you think is an 8.........

Girl in the green dress.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6734/pamtj8.jpg
You're obviously very proud of your girlfriends appearance. It's a good thing, but you seem to post her picture all over this board. I'm not sure if she'd be so happy about that.

Haha, got any pics of you together with her? When I see girls like that on a board like this, it makes me question why they're even on here at all.
 

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You don't really need a tan. You're more average toned than pale, and tanning will either give you moles and melanoma, or make you look orange with a fake tan. Either way, it's not really feasible as a long-term thing, so don't treat it as one.

And jesus WTF, he doesn't look anything like Gary Oldman, who ever said that. Good taste in actors, though. :)
 

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LMFAO! this threads hilarious. comedy born by the comic.

But in response to your question of our input. Though maybe your style and/or you girl wouldn't be my own. Thats a good thing. To each their own as long as you make it work for you. which you seem to be doing. congrats
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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Ken785 said:
Nitpicking my a$s...that thing is half man half woman, ALL BEAST!!

You sure talk a lot of sh1t for someone who can't make any friends...
 

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^^ Actually, he should post that pic of himself again. I think you'll like it, Iqqi.

derail/

Hey cordoncordon, does that girl still live halfway across the country from you? It's crazy a girl that hot hangs on to a guy she sees once a month, what with all the options and all.
 

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Ok ok lol, I'll lay off posting the pic :). I am proud of her though haha.

Phyzzle...what can I say... I guess I just have game lol j/k. Actually I'm out in Santa Monica with her right now. Been out here for a week and will stay until next week. Brrrr cold here today. Well not really but for southern CA it is. I'm just getting ready to head out with her to Pasadena for a couple of drinks. I try to get out here once a month for 10 days or so. It hasn't been easy, but she is a good person at heart, and you just have to make an effort to make it work and don't let "distractions" get in your way.

Then after Thanksgiving I'm moving out here until next spring/early summer, then the "plan" is for her to move back with me to Michigan. We'll see :). I'm sure I will be coming back to MI an engaged man if all holds to form.
 

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Iq girl, you already have my heart. You have since the first words that I ever read of yours......You had me at "men suck!"

Still waiting on the pic :). Where are you from? We should all hang out sometime if you are close :).

Gotta run be back later.
 

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hey everyone, just got a good laugh from the roast. good one, but I got news for you. This is a serious thread.

Just to let you know, when I got more time, I'll fill everyone indepth about the responses.

comic_relief
 

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For fvcks sake this thread has made me realize how pathetic this site really is. Comic - absolutely nothing to do with your pics (I didn't even look at them to be honest) the responses by a bunch of guys are fvcking pathetic.

Unless you are willing to put pics up of the girls you actually have been with (and by been with I mean not just jerked off to on the internet) then dont talk **** about guys who will.

As much as I hate it when people ask for new forums on this site, I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that ss puts up a members only section where guys who dont wont to be ridiculed by virgins can actually share useful advice. Maybe then this site can progress past the high schoolers who want to touch their first boob to a forum where guys who get laid don't have to be ridiculed by those that dont.
 

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belividere said:
For fvcks sake this thread has made me realize how pathetic this site really is. Comic - absolutely nothing to do with your pics (I didn't even look at them to be honest) the responses by a bunch of guys are fvcking pathetic.

Unless you are willing to put pics up of the girls you actually have been with (and by been with I mean not just jerked off to on the internet) then dont talk **** about guys who will.

As much as I hate it when people ask for new forums on this site, I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that ss puts up a members only section where guys who dont wont to be ridiculed by virgins can actually share useful advice. Maybe then this site can progress past the high schoolers who want to touch their first boob to a forum where guys who get laid don't have to be ridiculed by those that dont.
i think were just poking fun...lighten up man. I think what youre talking about is the Mature Man forum..

and one more thing to Comic...im not going to hate on you bro...at least youre getting some pvssy...which is better than a lot of the guys on here... pvssy..post-op...whatever..:woo: just work your way up!
 

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Comic seems to truly love his girl, and that is better than any number scale. Besides, true beauty is within. I wouldn't be surprised if CR came back here and told us all that his girl is considered a catch where he lives, because everyone is blinded by her inner beauty!
 

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iqqi said:
Comic seems to truly love his girl, and that is better than any number scale. Besides, true beauty is within. I wouldn't be surprised if CR came back here and told us all that his girl is considered a catch where he lives, because everyone is blinded by her inner beauty!
ugh huh...:eek:
 

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While I don't think she is the most attractive woman in the world, she is still a lot better than what the vast majority of guys here have, which is nothing.

For all we know she could be a really great person. There are tons of stuff that we don't know about her. I'm sure comic_relief is into her because of who she is, not just how she looks.
 

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Maxtro said:
While I don't think she is the most attractive woman in the world, she is still a lot better than what the vast majority of guys here have, which is nothing.

For all we know she could be a really great person. There are tons of stuff that we don't know about her. I'm sure comic_relief is into her because of who she is, not just how she looks.
ugh huh...:eek:

i think id rather have PALMela HANDerson instead. ;)
 

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Maxtro said:
While I don't think she is the most attractive woman in the world, she is still a lot better than what the vast majority of guys here have, which is nothing.

For all we know she could be a really great person. There are tons of stuff that we don't know about her. I'm sure comic_relief is into her because of who she is, not just how she looks.
three things:

1. I would argue youre better off having nothing than having something lousy.

I myself am ugly, socially inept and poor, and thus prefer to save my time and money through masturbating and prositutes rather than tolerating a girlfriend as undesirable as me.

if the odds are stacked against you, you are better off wanting nothing than wanting everything and receiving nothing. next time you watch fight club, pay closer attention.

2. you are right. comic_relief: if you two are happy with each other, good for you.

3. dont be naive. people's personalities are a mix of inborn tempermant and environment. if comic_relief really likes her personality, it is directly related to her looks. if she was born as the most beautiful person in the world, and was declared the Queen, do you really think her perosnality would be the same?

you cant separate a person's attributes from their personality, they are directly correlated. if comic_releif likes her personality as is, that's fine. but recognize thats not really her, just her adaption to circumstance.
 

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You come across like a country boy.. Though, it's not your looks, it's what you do and people you hang with. First of all, gf's fat, put her on tread mill. You in picture with her sort of lowers your value.. No, it's not about your gf, it's about YOU and your VALUE..

Then, the smiling man. You look harmless. Harmless look combined with fat girlfriend gives of vibes of a fun harmelss guy.. Again, more hot people in your pics.. You also need a tan, closes and look that shows confidence without giving an impression that you're a harmless geek.

I would say same thing in pictures that you have right now, but without trying to please people or coming off like that. Plus with hotter people, be a leader for a bunch of hot people, instead of a friend to bunch of regular people.


That's IMO, don't get offended.



P.S. Cut the stuff with you're happy with your gf, etc.. There is a reason for posting and asking us about your looks.. A true leader does not need assistance with stuff such as this, nor he'd care..
 
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