Ron_Mexico
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WASSUP GUYS,
this is my first post here, but i've been readin this site for mad, long, you guys got solid sh*t hear. my favorite poster is PVSSY-EATER.
ANYWAYs i was at the mall today so i decided to cold approach some hoes and get some action so here how it turned out:
approach #1:
when i first got to the mall i was hungry so i went to taco bell to get some tacoes and this hb8 took my order. she gave me the wrong change so i decided to use some C+F so i was like
"hey don't you know how to count right"
and she was like "what do you mean sir?"
and i'm like "you gave me the wrong change, maybe we should get together some time and you can pay me back that way"
and she said "no i'll just get the manager"
anyways then she went to get the manager and i counted the change again and it turns out it was the right change(!!!) so i sure felt dumb so i left quickly without even getting my food
aaproach #2
aso then i decided to go to best buy so i go in there to the electronics section (i'm a vcr repairman). and i see this HB7 looking at this vcr and she looks a little confused so i decide to take advantage and show it how her workls (since i'm a vcr repairman)
so i go up and say "you need some help there? i know how it works"
she said "actually i'm just waiting for my boyfriend he's in the other aisle"
so i said "why don't you see what its like to be with a real man?"
and she said "no" and started walking away so i followed her (about ten feet behind) and she went into the womens bathroom. i waited outside for like 20 minutes and she never came out so NEXT!!
apporoach#4:
i was prettey upset my approachs weren't working but then i realizd it was because i wasn't using my SEXUAL STARE SO i got motivated and went to A&f because all teh HBs work their. right when i walked in the hb9 said "hi hows it going today" so i stared sexually deep into her eyes. she kinda smiled (IOI) so i just kept staring, after about 30 seconds she said "are you ok?"
i wasn't really prepared to talk b/c i thought the stare would be good enough so i said "hey babey" and i tried to say it in a deep voice but i guess i was nervous and my voice cracked a little
then i heard someone say "this guy's a clown" so i broke the eye contact and noticed there was a bunch of guys standing their watching. i decided to quickly number close so i said "how about you give me your number and we'll get together sometime" and the crowd of guys burst out laughing. she said "i don't think so buddy". i didn't want her to think i only came in there for her so i went to check out some cargo shorts on sale but that group of guys kept following me around and making jokes so i left after a few minutes
allright so i was 0/3 today, but i'm not discouraged, i just need some advice guys, please help me out, especially PVSSY-EATER I WANT TO HEAar what you have to say
peace, ron
this is my first post here, but i've been readin this site for mad, long, you guys got solid sh*t hear. my favorite poster is PVSSY-EATER.
ANYWAYs i was at the mall today so i decided to cold approach some hoes and get some action so here how it turned out:
approach #1:
when i first got to the mall i was hungry so i went to taco bell to get some tacoes and this hb8 took my order. she gave me the wrong change so i decided to use some C+F so i was like
"hey don't you know how to count right"
and she was like "what do you mean sir?"
and i'm like "you gave me the wrong change, maybe we should get together some time and you can pay me back that way"
and she said "no i'll just get the manager"
anyways then she went to get the manager and i counted the change again and it turns out it was the right change(!!!) so i sure felt dumb so i left quickly without even getting my food
aaproach #2
aso then i decided to go to best buy so i go in there to the electronics section (i'm a vcr repairman). and i see this HB7 looking at this vcr and she looks a little confused so i decide to take advantage and show it how her workls (since i'm a vcr repairman)
so i go up and say "you need some help there? i know how it works"
she said "actually i'm just waiting for my boyfriend he's in the other aisle"
so i said "why don't you see what its like to be with a real man?"
and she said "no" and started walking away so i followed her (about ten feet behind) and she went into the womens bathroom. i waited outside for like 20 minutes and she never came out so NEXT!!
apporoach#4:
i was prettey upset my approachs weren't working but then i realizd it was because i wasn't using my SEXUAL STARE SO i got motivated and went to A&f because all teh HBs work their. right when i walked in the hb9 said "hi hows it going today" so i stared sexually deep into her eyes. she kinda smiled (IOI) so i just kept staring, after about 30 seconds she said "are you ok?"
i wasn't really prepared to talk b/c i thought the stare would be good enough so i said "hey babey" and i tried to say it in a deep voice but i guess i was nervous and my voice cracked a little
then i heard someone say "this guy's a clown" so i broke the eye contact and noticed there was a bunch of guys standing their watching. i decided to quickly number close so i said "how about you give me your number and we'll get together sometime" and the crowd of guys burst out laughing. she said "i don't think so buddy". i didn't want her to think i only came in there for her so i went to check out some cargo shorts on sale but that group of guys kept following me around and making jokes so i left after a few minutes
allright so i was 0/3 today, but i'm not discouraged, i just need some advice guys, please help me out, especially PVSSY-EATER I WANT TO HEAar what you have to say
peace, ron