Cold approach girl w/bf. Gives me her twin sister's #. Calls me player, lololol

[sageproduct]

I approach a rather sexy employee at Forever 21. Tell her she's adorable, had to meet her, my whole usual shebang. She tells me she has a bf, I keep persisting and making some jokes, she's laughing her @$$ off. Mentions she has a twin sister, so I take her twin's #. Tell her I'll call her twin tomorrow night 8pm.

Chillin at home, decide to just go ahead and text the # because the sister will probably forget [how funny I was] by the next day.

We'll call the girl I approached Ame, and the twin sister Enn.

Following text convo ensues:

6:39pm Hi I'm looking for Ame. I flirted with her today but found out she has a bf, so she said she'd introduce me to her twin sister instead
6:45 Haha! It's a little to early for an April's fool prank. I just can't believe that my sister would give out my number to a complete stranger. Who is this?
6:48 Just goes to show that I'm above average in looks. Not handsome enough to make her split w/the bf, but still dashingly good looking enough to pass on to her sister
6:51 Get over yourself. Being a self centered jackass is a major turn off. Haha! Above average? Let me be the judge of that.
6:52 Well its gotta be, I mean it definitely wasn't my "self centered jackass" personality that won her over now was it
6:55 Maybe it's just your lucky day or you must be Asian. She gives all Asian men a chance. It's called Asian pride. Duh.
6:55 Serious. Who are you, stalker?
7:02 Oh yeah sh1t I'm actually butt ugly AND a douchebag it was just the leprechaun I had for breakfast today. I'm sageproduct
7:02 And I'm told you're Enn
7:08 Are you trying to impress me? If so, you failed. Alright sageproduct, you are ballsy--I'll give you some credit.
7:09 Fwck page 217 of How To Impress A Girl said that would work. Ahhh sh1t. Well thanks, nice talkin to ya
7:11 Haha! Learn how to take a fwcking joke, mr. Sensitive.
7:11 Too busy crying. Can't hear you
7:13 Wipe those tears and be a man. I guess my sister forgot to mention that I like my men aggressive. Haha
7:14 And I'm the b1tcher twin.
7:14 Hold on I'm gonna call you in 10 min
7:15 I don't even know who the fwck you are? Stranger danger. Lets start with Facebook. Add me?
7:16 sageproduct, you move way too quickly. Calm down punk@$$!
7:17 For talking on the phone? What you're thinking about will cost you $3.95 a minute girl
7:24 Actually....I'm over my minutes until the 14th, smart@$$. Do you normally do this? It hasn't even been a day.
7:24 Not only are you a ****y bas*ard, but it seems like you're a player.
7:25 Ame has poor judgement. Hahaha.

At this point I call her. Obviously she doesn't pick up. So I politely leave her the following message:

"Hi Enn, this is sageproduct. I'm calling to see if you had any more verbal diarrhea to spill from your mouth. If so, I'd LOVE to hear it in audio rather than text form. Thanks, bye!!"

7:29 Check your vm
7:31 Nice voice message. We can play it on my terms,which would be the smarter choice or you can fwck off. got it, sageproduct.
7:32 Sry your text was cut off after the word "fwck". You seriously telling me you already want to have sex?? Wow.
7:34 Lies, lies, lies. That's wishful thinking on your part, @$$. You must not want me to see your photos.
7:34 I'm not a judgemental b1tch.
7:35 I'm just a b1tch. There's a difference.
7:36 They're easy to find, check www.youngrawasianmen.com. Feel free to send me your own (topless) photo though
7:38 I don't want a virus. Nice try? Go to: youareafwckingdouche.com. Not amused at all.
7:40 Lol. Night sister, got some activities to do. In the meantime, go to [link to my Facebook profile]. When you add me make sure I can see your photos
7:41 I'm not a fwcking wh0re. So I won't be sending you any nude photos of me. I have standards. I know you're not use to those types. Deal with it @$$hole.



Lololol

 

[Masculinity]

Well, besides calling you @ss every time she can and acting like she's queen Elizabeth, I think there's interest from her part somewhere in there.

 

[backbreaker]

i wouldn't give a **** what her interest is, i dont' deal with ****s. she's a **** for no other reason than being a ****. **** that she takes herself way too seriously. I can understand the initial hold up but after the first 5 or so minutes she should have calmed down. **** that

 

[EvilAgenda]

6:48 Just goes to show that I'm above average in looks. Not handsome enough to make her split w/the bf, but still dashingly good looking enough to pass on to her sister

Witty, made me lol.

 

[sageproduct]

i wouldn't give a **** what her interest is, i dont' deal with ****s. she's a **** for no other reason than being a ****. **** that she takes herself way too seriously. I can understand the initial hold up but after the first 5 or so minutes she should have calmed down. **** that

Just accepted her Facebook request. She's got 24 profile pictures, and all of them are self-shot solo photos from weird angles. Telltale sign of a nutcase.

Cvnt for sure. You betcha even I won't act sweet and romantic w/her like I do w/most girls. She's not worth anything but practice - (but practice I need...)

EDIT: Wow, she posted the following comment on her Facebook:

"I've been going over every-single-month. I should really consider looking into an unlimited text and minute plan. You're coming to the holiday dinner party? PS: I was a complete ***** to that manager at your boy toy's work place. I called him the wrong name, I demanded a discount, and I threw his business card on the floor."

Fwckin sh!t. You know what, maybe it'll be good for me to spend some time with this crazy b1tch and help get the nice guy out of me because g0ddam motherfwcker am I still such a fwcking nice guy.

 

[Masculinity]

Fwckin sh!t. You know what, maybe it'll be good for me to spend some time with this crazy b1tch and help get the nice guy out of me because g0ddam motherfwcker am I still such a fwcking nice guy.

Haha, this is quite interesting and entertaining. I look forward to what happens, keep us updated!

 

[Gray The Prince]

I read through the entire thread. THIS is what we need more of on here instead of 97247293792733 pages of whining. I just got done taking finals and am moving back on campus in January, so I will start contributing my share again.

 

[Packers2010]

i love this bit

7:11 Too busy crying. Can't hear you

lols. but seriously. FOOK THAT. was good to reed and see hwere you went. but i won't put up with that shoot! shame like 75% of girls are like this. ( the other 25% just flake and don't respond. )

 

[sageproduct]

Sitting on the fwcking train today, so I pull out my phone and text some:

5:03pm Good afternoon miss
5:09 Why are you acting so proper now? Weird.
5:10 I'm a class act Enn
5:10 Whatever helps you sleep at night, sageproduct.
5:11 Did you have fun stalking my Facebook ?
5:11 Yep it helped me fall asleep actually. You?

(i dont even think she understood my joke about her profile being boring enough to make me fall asleep lol)

5:13 I didn't even look at your page because you're a child. I'm looking for a man.

(i'm 20, she's 26)

5:15 Sry too busy playing w/my toys and learning the alphabet. Whatd you say?
5:17 In other words, you're a boy. Understood? Haha.
5:17 And why were you even shopping at f21?
5:18 I wasn't shopping
5:20 Then, why was your ass in the store?
5:21 To hit on this hot girl named Ame
5:23 Haha! You came in the store to get her digits. I don't blame you she is beautiful. You spotted her a mile away? Creep.
5:25 No I called in advance and asked abt their employees. Btw she told me you used to work their and got promoted
5:27 Yeah. I was one of the [position] at [mall]. I'm the [new position] --baller status.
5:27 Why is she telling you my life story?
5:28 She was trying to put in a good word for you before you submit your Girlfriend Application to me
5:29 Haha. How many applicants are there? Let me guess. Zero.
5:29 Even if I did have competition. I know you would've selected me.
5:30 No, sorry I would not have accepted your sexual bribe
5:31 I would never attempt to offer, perv.
5:32 How was your day?
5:32 Nice try, @$$hole.
5:33 Ouch..my day was better than that
5:35 Stressful. Working in retail during holiday season is pure craziness.
5:35 You wouldn't know how that feels like since you're 16
5:35 Haha
5:36 Actually I'm 14 and just saw my first boob yesterday. My train ride is over have a good night!
5:39 Night punk@$$!

I'm putting ZERO stock in this sh!t. I need to break her down for a little while before I try anything. And if I do go for anything, it'll be pump and dump or FWB at MOST.

Basically, I gotta sell the idea that I'm a fwcking boss who HAS LOTS OF SEX AND IS REALLY GOOD AT IT. Hell fwcking knows she ain't looking for a 20 year old boyfriend. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A VIRGIN BUT MAYBE SHE'LL THINK I'M A GUY WHO HAS SEX A LOT

 

[Plutoman]

Those exchanges are funny. She's an ass, but she's funny. I'd have fun tagging a conversation back and forth with her for sure. She's got a quick mouth.

Obviously there's some interest from her side.

 

[Gray The Prince]

OP, you seem to have excellent charisma and your text game is thick, solid and tight. (those of you who are aware know what I mean)

 

[backbreaker]

you're gonna **** this girl. watch. i see it already. you are breaking her down. just keep it up. she's got her ***** shild up just keep chipping away at it. then disappear after she has gotten used to you i'm for a few days then out of the blue demand to go on a date or you won't text her again.

 

[Nite]

I thought this was funny, I like it!

 

[floydb25]

Well, there's no disputing that this girl is a royal *****... But you made a mistake. When you come off as arrogant, ****y, and conceited - *****es (and *******s) will try to tear you down, and treat you like ****. And, it wont stop. Not much different from guys who "neg" hot, conceited, stuck up girls who think they're God's special gift.

I anticipate that she's going to keep trying to tear you down, and destroy your self-esteem, so that she can say you arent all that. She'll also reject you, play games, and basically keep abusing you. In a way, you're like a threat, and people want to destroy that threat.

I learned this one when I was acting in the same manner. People were ruthless. I think its better to be charming, witty, confident, sarcastically funny, sexual, and laid back - without being arrogant, boastful, conceited, etc. You also dont want to come off as too shallow and fake, or you wont be taken seriously. This is both in your attitude and behavior. You dont want to walk around like you're king ****, or someone who's ALWAYS light-hearted for example.

You're basically being treated as you projected yourself. And it started when she said "get over yourself", and called you a player. People want everyone to be on, or below their level. So now, she's trying to break you down, and act "different" than all the other girls who fawn all over you - as she perceives the case to be. Not much different than the bad boy tactics used on conceited women. And, you arent actually fighting back - just deflecting her insults. So, expect the insults to continue. This is how bullies operate. Eventually they wear you down.

But she's a *****, yeah. Those are the types who go into attack mode when someone conceited crosses their path.

 

[zekko]

i wouldn't give a **** what her interest is, i dont' deal with ****s. she's a **** for no other reason than being a ****.

I'm with you here. It's a big red flag when women actually BRAG about how big a ***** they are. But I also agree I wouldn't be surprised to see the OP get some sex out of it. The question is, will it be worth it lol?

I'm surprised the forum doesn't censor the word "****s" considering all the other words that get blocked.

 

[NewAndImproved]

Fun thread. Some good wit in there OP.

But I gotta agree with Floyd. It wasn't too long ago I acted like this. It draws in girls like this and they respond to the "****y funny" quite well. She's attracted but it's going to be tough to keep her.

This girl is going to try to cut you down because at the end of the day, girls like this are the most insecure type and you've tapped into that very insecurity.

Good wit, though. You just gotta pull back a little and go for more connection and rapport.

 

[zinc4]

some great wit in there, and honestly, i am surprised you are a virgin by the way you talk...but the first mistake you made was contacting her in the first place...i'm just saying why not go after other chicks you meet in person instead of getting handed off to some chick's sister?....that puts you in a desperate looking position immediately...guys with options don't do this and girls know that...IMO that is a big reason why she is talking down to you aside from being defensive..also, the way she is talking...getting sex is not worth that treatment...

 

[Igetit!]

WoW....lol.

I gotta admit.....I was kinda impressed by your "text game",well parts of it.


You've changed dude. I went back and had a look at your old "senior year field reports" thread over in the high school forum. Wow....what a difference.


This chick tried to be a smart azz by telling you you were 16,then you came back at her by telling her you were 14 and had just seen your first boob yesterday. Heh....well 2 years ago,on page 8 of your Senior Year thread,when I suggested you say something about boobs to some chick you were after,YOU SAID that you were (and I quote)...."gripped in fear" at my suggestion.....:crackup:


What a difference 2 years can make. ;D


I was impressed,but.....how do you plan to turn this into anything tangible? I mean it's cool to see you think on your toes with witty remarks and comebacks,but personally....I'd HATE for this obscenity laced texting back and forth to go on for weeks only to have nothing come of it. Even if you just got one single date and nothing more,at least that'd be something.


Wow. Can't believe this chick thought you were a player when in reality,you're a virgin. :crackup:


You did make one little error,which she called you out on,and that was when you attempted to call her. You have to escalate. Talking on the phone is more intimate and closer than texting,so more COMFORT is required.



That's why she freaked out a bit and said that you "move too quick" when you tried to call her. She actually tried to escalate things herself by moving from texting to FaceBook,so like other have said....yeah...there DOES seem to be some interest.



You did good man. Just escalate to the phonecall.....text a bit more,contact her on Facebook.....build up her COMFORT to the call.



Overall,you did good.

 

[SgtSplacker]

Not for nothing but this girl better be smoking hot and I mean SMOKING.

 

[Harry Wilmington]

I'mma call it now: this thing's going nowhere.