Cola's SMV scale. Determine your SMV with my system

Obsidian

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I don't think you're supposed to get cumulative points based on your different hobbies, although that was a bit unclear.
 

j_syrinate

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cola said:
Residence
Have your own house +3
Have your own aparment +2
I would say owning a house or apartment should be equal depending on where you live; for example, in a major/good size city with a luxury apartment in a densely populated area definitely outshines a house in the suburbs.
 

El Payaso

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Introvert shouldn't be a negative.
 

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11...

Although at times I am extrovert and at times introverted.

Good thing I am sporty, musically minded and artistic in my hobbies. :)
 

Wisconsin144

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I'm a 6. Mostly because I'm 17 pre-college (Making like 9$/hr) after I'll be making around 160,000. And live with parents cause I'm 17 lol.
 

old_skoolr

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I scored -1 lol

Awesome!!!
 
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cola said:
@daddy what's your score?
Dunno.

I can score more on:

1. Physique
2. Social circle and skills
3. House ( on the way to purchasing home )
4. More opulent car
5. More fashionable clothing and opulent items

Then I will have way more SMV than I'd know what to do with.
 

icantgetlaid

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No wonder I do so ****ty with girls:

Income: +2 ($80K in a city with $25K average)
Residence: +2 (one of the best apartment in the city)
Social Circle: -1 (in a new city and not very social -- got two things working against me here)
Personality: -1 (introvert big time)
Aesthetics: -3 (5'11 205lbs -- about 25 lbs over -- but i get compliments on my looks but still considerably fat/overweight)
Hobbies: -1 (couldn't find an option for getting drunk and ****ing ugly sluts but thought it was the same)

Total: -2

I think "fashion/style" should be a big one as well as "car" and even intelligence but to a far less degree (more points for how much you spend on clothes, style, etc. and more points the more expensive your car is).
 

In2theGame

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Yearly Income: +3

Residence: +2

Social Circle: +2

Aesthetics: +3

Personality: +1

Hobbies: +1

I'll add an extra +1 for above average c*ck lol

Lucky *13*
 

corrector

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According to the SMV, someone like George Sodini, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Collier_Township_shooting,
would have a high SMV value.

This guy owned his own home, did not live with his parents, was independent,
had a good job, and probably would score very well on this scale.

Maybe you want a SMV scale that would't put George Sodini high on the SMV, lol!
 

cola

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Alexandar said:
is that what that was? ill take it as a good thing
Wasnt validation attempt. Id say your face is slightly above average. Would do you good to get ripped.

At guys with scores like -3 -2, i consider myself a slacker(correlating my potential vs status in life) and i got a 10. Wtf have you guys been doing with your life over the years?

Are you not working out?
Why are you not living on your own?
Why are you not mingling with people?
Why dont you have any cool hobbies?
Why are you making so little money?
All these things are more important than pursuing girls and if you focus on them exclusively youll find girls will come.
 

JoesphBrown

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This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life...

No offense. Thrill seeker being higher than musically inclined, what about the ladies that love music. Theres ladies that love guys who play video games, tough times fall on people and they might have to move back in with their parents. I know 25 year olds who make minimum wage (less than 20k a year) who get girls on a daily basis. Nobody should take this seriously...
 
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