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[Duke]

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Date Posted: 2003/10/04 04:59:00 PM EDT
Author: feminator <unknown email address>
Subject: Some collected C&F lines from ASF (long)

C&F Lines
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If you are in a conversation and it fits in to say this, I suggest you try it.

"I find that most girls think they're A LOT cuter than they really are."

I actually said this line many times before I realized I was repeating it. The
fact is, it comes from an actual belief I hold.

I usually make the comment when the girl has said something along the lines of
"I'm cute and I know it."

The effects are instantaneous, and usually include the girl qualifying herself
to you, asking what your type is, what kind of girls you've dated, etc.
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Dr.J: (being sarcastic; something about thinking about her all day long)
HB: Yeah, i thought about you too today...for about 5 seconds...
Dr.J: You had an orgasm THAT FAST...WOW!!
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Dr.J: Yeah, i have to drink (alcohol) when im around you. (I like this because
shes thinking that i have to have beer goggles on in order for me to talk to
her. so its kind of a neg at first)
HB: REALLY!?
Dr.J: Yeah, you make me nervous. (By saying this she thinks that im in love
with her)
HB: Really?? You get nervous around me??
Dr.J: Yeah.
HB: whys that?
Dr.J: Because im constantly afraid of you trying to jump my bones.
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I don't know if this has been mentioned anywhere, or even if I got
it from someone else. This is generally for casual daytime sarging, or if you
need to transition into an SOI from an encounter that may not yet have sexual
overtones. Early on (somewhere between five and 15 minutes of talking to
someone I just met at a party or in the street or on a plane or whereever, I
wait until they say something that can be perceived as a negative trait about
them, and then I say, as I pretend like I'm writing on my hand, "Note to self:
Do not date this girl." If there has not been any kind of SOI previously, you
can see their whole expression change. First, they see that you WERE
interested. Then they see that you are disqualifying them. Even though it's
jokingly doing so. It changes the whole tone of conversation in a great way
that gives you the power as the person doing the screening.

Example (from recent airplane #close with icy HB9):
HB: I think too much sometimes. I can't help it.
Style: Note to self--"do not date this girl"
HB: (laughs, blushes, and finally relaxes) You're right--I do start
picking apart little things in a relationship for no reason.
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And this one is an even bigger mysteryl. But I find that if I'm
able to slip in the phrase "I CAN'T HELP IT, MY MOTHER RAISED ME WELL"
somewhere, in the right tone, it is gold. I have no idea why,
especially when it is accompanied by a physical act that is somewhat
gentleman-ly or well-mannered.

Example:
At a meeting, a woman walked in the room late. I stood up as she
walked in, to shake her hand and introduce myself.
HB: You don't have to stand up.
Style: I can't help it. My mother raised me well.
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Friend 1: "My lips are chap, do you have any chapstick?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, not on me."
HB Asian: "I got some in my purse." (looking for it and pulls it out and gives
it to Friend 1).
Nilatak: "Hey, don't use that chapstick! She has cutties." (funny neg)
HB Asian: (looks back *shocked*)
Friend 1: "How do you know?"
Nilatak: (with matter of fact look on face) "I saw her in the clubs." (then
with shocked look) "She kisses boys." (then index finger waving like someone is
being bad) "She's a bad girl." (I saw her in a club with some guy once, she was
kissing him)
HB Asian: "That was my boyfriend."
Nilatak: (disbelieving look) "Yeah, that's what they all say...naughty girl!"
HB Asian: ...DDB look...
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HB is just standing
Nilatak: "Hey, can you do me a favor?"
HB: "Sure/Huh?/Maybe/No" (only one that won't work is no)
Nilatak: "Come closer, closer, no too far, go back a little, to the right,
perfect!"
When she stops she will be diagonally to the right of me, providing my lazy ass
with shade. I think this makes a great neg and gives great shade. She may laugh
or think I'm an *******, but if she moves I'm just gonna open up the can of
****y and funny. I'll test it if I get the opportunity. Maybe it's too
****y...he he Comments
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"Why dont u have a g/f"...or "Why dont u date"
A: Because all the girls who I thought really cared about me have just been
perverted size queens and Im not gonna have any woman treating me like Im just
a piece of meat.
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After or during a kiss:
If she used tounge: "Not tounge...Not yet..."
During kiss: Use fingers to push her chin back until seperation and say "Did I
say you could kiss me???"
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If she repeatedly touches you:
"Damn girl....You are really touchy feely"
If she says "Sorry":
U say: "For what? ("For being touchy feely"). *Laugh* "I never said it was a
bad thing...Just keep your hands away from my crotch and my ass and we'll be
okay..." *Smile*
If she says anything like "I know, do u like it?"
U say: I dunno, it depends on the girl....
Or You say: Ya know, it amazes me that even though you've been touching me
alot, you've missed where I'm itching over and over again!" *Smile* *Point to
where she should itch* (Makes it seem like she is trying to touch you (She is
the pursuer) and a direct command is in there)

 

[Duke]

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During hand holding or hand touching:
U say:[Feeling her hand] Wow. You have soft hands. I bet you don't even do the
dishes, huh?
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If the conversation stalls, say "Say something interesting" or "Entertain me"
(with smile)
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If they're not comfortable talking about sex, say "I thought I'm talking to
grownups here." (notice the busting balls elements here?)
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If she snaps for whatever reason, laugh and say "oh that's so cute"
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If she's overwhelmed with you and says "You're not gonna get lucky" say "I am
lucky"
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****test: if she asks ",do you like me?" answer "I know you like me.
That's obvious."
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****test: "I don't have sex on the first date," answer "Why are you
bringing up sex so soon? frustrated? And anyways...Whoever said you were gonna
get a second date??? (see the busting balls and ****iness
here?)
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Boring questions: if she asks "what do you do" or "how is your family", say
something like :

a) "I'm an assmodel. Today is my day off so I decided to sit my ass down for a
while"

"I'm a homeless bum who just turned into porn star"

"I come from a disbanded black/white/asian family, and now live by myself "
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In a bookstore (my favorite):
Classics: "Who are you kidding? Nobody actually reads this stuff! We just put
it on our walls to look smart. If this some ploy to meet guys its not going
to... it's um... not... um... Hi. I'm Giles."
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Alone sitting in library(or anywhere else):
U say:"How come you're here all alone
and everyone else is way over there? Did you fart or something?"
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Alluding to the fact that you've got a big ****:
Me:blablablbabla, Im hung...****, it was so big I decided to measure it...
Her: hahaha..you did? What was the measurment?
Me:*Bring mouth to her ear and whisper* That depends on how much you can take
in...*Back off and wink*
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Her: What type of girls do you like?
Me: I like the females who arn't afraid to go after what they want and who are
real...Like females who are really in touch w/ their inner self and confident
enough not to care what others think of them.
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Me: Do you all recognize me??? No? I am a celebrity.
HB: No you are not? Where should we have seen you?
Me: (With enthusiasm) I am the ass model stunt double for the Celvin Klein
models...my ass is on tv for a full three seconds.
HB: Show me! (never fails!)
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Her: How are you?
Me: I'm seated, how are you? [put in anything you want]
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After she makes a stupid comment: [with serious look] "Hey you haven't been
eating those retard sandwiches again have you?"
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After she compliments you or tells you you're mean or anything: "I'm just
giving the public what they want"
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If she gives even the slightest IOI: "Geez, I've only known you for five
minutes and already you're hitting on me. That has to be a new
record......[dramatic pause].....Most girls only need a few seconds to see my
devastating charm."
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At gas station if there is a hot chick pumping gas next to you: "Hey sweetie
fill her up.....and check the oil while you are at it." as if she works there.
great opener but rare to find a good opportunity.
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Non-verbal C&F: Mirror her then EXAGGERATE some part of what she's doing that
sticks out or seems even slightly unnatural. You dont even have to say a word.
I've been doing this alot lately with great success.....make sure it's playful.
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Perceive everything as an IOI. This alone will open up unlimited possibilities
of C&F.
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Opener: Are you Shy or something?
Her: No, why, wtf?
Me: Because I've been standing here for five minutes and you haven't introduced
yourself to me.
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To hot bartender, after you've asked her name: You know if you pour me the
perfect drink I'll never forget you
Her: haha Ok what do you want
Me: [tell her and she goes to get it]
Now when she brings it back, of course it is not good enough
Then start busting on her like "This drink is terrible" or other C&F ****.
Later on when she tries to talk to you be like "Who the hell are you?" and bust
her balls about the ****ty drink.
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Me: "Finally! I get to meet someone as sexy as me."
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Me: "I think I'm in love...(pause)"
HB: "Really?" or "I'm not." or "I don't feel the same way."
Me: "Oh, you thought I meant with you?...ha ha..." (then look at another HB
with love struck eyes)
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HB: "I like you, you make me laugh."
Me: "I can also make you scream. " (good for GM style)
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Me: "Touch me."
HB: (she touches me, if it's anywhere but the crotch)
Me: "Whoaaaow there! I didn't mean like that." If she touches the crotch then,
"I like the way you think."
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Me: "I'm a sex god...touch me!"
HB: (touches me)
Me: "So, how was the orgasm?"
HB: "I didn't have one."
Me: "Let's work on that " (good for GM style)
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[Duke]

If a hot babe is wearing a weird outfit
Me: "Awwww that's so cute...(pause)...your mommy dressed you up today."
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Me: "I made my friend's horse laugh and then cry."
HB: "How?"
Me: "First I told him I had a bigger ****...(pause)...then I showed him."
(good for GM style)
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Me: touch her
HB: resisits or pushes away
Me: "Don't fight it, you can't resist me, I'm a sex symbol."
(then rub your chest with both arms in exagerated fashion)
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Me: "Do you dress nice everyday...Or are you just trying to impress me?"
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If a girl give a compliment

Me: Thanx, that's really sweet. Most girls just give me compliments to try to
get in my pants...(pause and display a questioning facial expression)...Hey!
I'm on to your little game missy!"
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When gettting eye contact for long time you have to be bold for these
Me: "Stop looking at me, you are going to get too horny." (I got a make out
with a stripper doing this.) or "Careful, don't fall in love."
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Borefriend
Me: "Yeah, most girls will settle for less."
or "...And another one's down...another one bites the dust."
or "He's ***** whipped isn't he, come on you can tell me..."
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"So what's with The Osbournes being MTV's #1 show of all time? I guess people
just can't get enough of dysfunctional family life... they have to watch it on
TV too."
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"I'm so bummed that Justin broke up with Britney. They were so damn cute
together. I was hoping that they'd have a daughter with fake blonde hair &
breast implants at birth."
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"Have you tuned into this "Cheaters" TV show? Don't you love it when they come
storming into someone's house & catch the wife in bed with another guy on
national TV?"
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History. stories about history of places. tell her story of how area came to be
named, or why city was built where it is. story can involve tale of love and/or
scandal.
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Anything superficial, classy, and basically meaningless. fashion. make fun of
it while acting like you know what you're talking about. "Didn't Madonna really
screw up the fashion world with this whole over-the-top fake cowboy look
thing?"
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Comedy Psychological Analysis. give wild perspective on others. "You know, I've
been trying to figure out why so many people these days are going postal &
shooting everyone. I think it might be all the NSYNC, Britney Spears & BSB on
the radio."
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WOMEN tend to LOVE: Drama, Conflict, Romance & Famous people in their lives.
Find an interesting-looking group of people & guess what's going on. Look
around you & find couple sitting at table that looks like they're on date.
start making fun of how guy acting, how he's dressed, his posture, etc. Talk
about how girl thinks he dork & how he not getting any no matter how many
compliments gives her.
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Make fun of someone famous. Talk about how super model too skinny, or how Ozzy
killed all brain cells & that shame he on TV broadcasting to millions of
viewers. Make fun Mariah Carey for gaining weight, being put in loony bin &
making sucky movie. read gossip magazines to get stuff make fun of.
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Talk about other people's love lives.
Talk about problems that others are going through when comes love & romance,
then volunteer completely ridiculous theories about what going on. Mention
friend you had who broke up with GF because she gained weight, then after
you've told story, make up random theory about how women who gain weight are
actually lesbians.
But make sure it's funny, whatever you invent.
bust on her if she asks boring questions/ fluff talk
when necessary take break & GIVE UP sarging temporarily.
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Tell her that she walks slower than your mom
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Tell her that she too uptight & needs settle down because it's annoying, then
rub her shoulders.
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Give her a hard time about her driving, then kiss her.
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-RERAMING: "OK, do you have a car? Good, because my lease just ended & I'm
between cars... & a woman without a car just isn't an option for me."
-reframe & make it funny & qualification that she has meet.
- should get your # too in case your email is down.
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Talk about times you're busy before talking about times you're available.
- making plans get together. instead of saying "How about tomorrow at 3?" smart
guy says "Let's see, I'm busy tomorrow morning and the next day. And I'm going
out of town this weekend... But I can do it tomorrow at 3."
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Leave her alone once in awhile when you're out together.
-when shopping instead of sticking beside girl entire time walk away from her
into different part of the store once in awhile & let her come find you.
communicates that confident & independent, do what you want with your life &
don't need stay by her side every second to get her approval."
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send mixed messages. keep tension up. back off then use c&f again.
ANTICIPATION
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ask "Hey, are you single?"
If she says "No, I have a boyfriend", then say "Are you tired of him yet?" or
something else funny. If she pauses, just say "I'll take that as a yes... do
you have email?"
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"where did you get these questions? from the how to bore guys manual???"
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"what do I do? I'm a human clonist.. I clone humans.. yep, in my shed out back
my house"
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"how old am I? guess.. nope, I'm 95.. I'm serious. (look DEAD SERIOUS).. hey
look at that (point at something stupid..) you're not looking! LOOK!"
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(to any old question) "you don't wanna know.. I'm a badboy.. its a good thing
you're not living at home, cause your parents wouldn't let you talk to me.."
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or Mys' old "yeah, actually I'm 3.. I crawled out of my crib, stole my big
brother's ID, and got in here.. can somebody find me some diapers?!?!?!?!?
(look around frantically"
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So u act surprised she hasn't brought you flowers,
u accuse her of moving too fast&staring at your butt,wanting you for her sexual
pleasure, thinking of you as her giggolo
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When driving to fast:
"If we go any faster we'll travel back in time"
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When observing or describing a freaky huge body builder:
"This guy was ****en huge.. I mean, people are staring at him like he just
stepped of the mother ship."
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When observing one of your guy friends doing some detailed work to his house or
cooking:
"Martha Stewart over here..."
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When observing a funny piece of **** car:
"I'm just waiting for that car to burst into flames"
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In a non-bar environment, I can get a laugh saying something outrageous. I'll
ask the new girls at the campus gym for vodka on the rocks or a Bud when they
ask what they can give me (I'd say a *******, but I don't want to get kicked
out of school). The smarter ones get it, the dumber ones...well, they're dumb,
make Dawson's Creek joke or some ****. Or you'll say to a girl in a bookstore,
"I don't know about you, but I think this bar sucks." Or a girl who's studying
in a coffee shop, when she looks up and smiles at you..."You know, the bouncer
here told me if you keep raising Cain like that, he's going to kick you on
out."
I've wanted to try this one, but I'm still chicken**** to approach girls in
bars...find a place that's loud, crowded, and smoky..."I really wish all these
people would shut up, I'm TRYING to study!" or "I love these quiet, romantic
places, don't you?"
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To one of those guys that wears his pants lower than his underwear... 'I see
London I see France I see someones underpants'! ( an oldie but she'll probably
remember it from her school days and laugh)OR "If those pants were any lower
they'd be socks"! OR "He must be a plumber in training" or (on his day off)!
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[Duke]

I like to sit in the park/zoo/cafe or wherever we are and I tell her I can read
ppl's minds or tell what they are saying as they walk by.. it's a sure way to
get most girls to laugh. Unless she has no sense of humor at all. I just
observe the ppl and say something off the wall depending on how they walk or
what they are doing or how they are dressed... Example: A guy on a cell
phone: I'd say maybe "ok this guy is saying 'Mommy? Im lost can you come and
get me'? Next lady with blue hair.. "she's thinking: 'I hope my blue cat stays
asleep until I get home!'Pretty corny stuff but they get into it. Pretty soon
she'll be looking for the next guy and asking you what he's saying. Then they
try, then it's your turn to laugh.
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Sports: "Hey, what are you doing? This is guy turf, no chicks allowed! Is
nothing sacred anymore?"
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Cuisine: "Oh, very clever. I see through your little scam-- standing here
pretending you can cook and just waiting for guys to notice you, like we're so
superficial that... (look away thoughtfully for a second, then right into her
eyes with a FLAT expression)... how are you at Italian?"
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"Oh sorry, am I in your way? No? (stepping in front of her with exaggerated
movements and a big grin) How about now?"
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if she taps you for being funny, say "i know you really have the hots for me
but can you try calming hormones down please?" most chicks with good sense of
humor/playfulness or with HSE will take this joke and laugh like crazy...the
chicks with low self esteem will eject...i once did this kind of comment to a
chick who was holding my hand the whole time we were shaking and wouldn't let
it go...so i commented something "can u try to stop touching my hand so much?"
but she immediately ejected after that...so be cautious...there's a fine line
between being RUDE and ****Y/FUNNY...also depends on teh chick you are doing
on...most fun and playful chicks will love it...and the boring chicks will take
it seriously and leave...but that's a great way to SCREEN the boring serious
girls out of your way...
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To deliver most of the C&F lines you have to be *reacting* to what she has
said, like for example, she says, "I like your shirt" and you go "Do you want
to take it off me then" or "wow you want to marry me already... I don't even
know you yet".
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ME: What's your name?
HB: Buy me a drink and I'll tell you.
ME: [Laughing at her] I only buy drinks for girls who have already kissed me
passionately.
HB: [Kisses me lightly on the neck] It's OK, you don't have to buy me a drink.
My name's HB. [Exchange introductions]
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like "did you hear about that new club? i´d take you there with me... though i
don´t know if you´d get in. i mean when the guy at the door sees *ME* (push
your nose in the air, make a snobbish facial expression) he´ll forward me right
in, but i´m not so sure if *you* would get in ;~D. i mean, EVERYONE that sees
me likes me... it must be my vibe... aaaahhh who am i kidding, it´s just cause
i look so daaaamn HOT . i mean when i just look down on me i can barely
restrict myself ;~D (take two fingers of each hand (it should look like as if
you´d form a gun with your hand) and massage your nipples, laugh)... do you
think they i´d get some ice here for my nipples ;~D ? hahahaha etc. etc."
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bragging is ONE thing you can do, for example i would use this with listeners.
i have no problems about bragging about myself for HOURS cause i really believe
in what i say. i find myself very hot, i AM the best choice any women could
possibly EVER make etc. ! i have "i´m the prize" completely internalized.

another thing to do (with talkers for example) is to take informations she
gives you and spin a theoretical future paced story around it that involves SEX
somehow, but in a funny way.

me: "so, you want to be a politician when you grow up?"
her: "that would be cool, i heard they don´t have to pay for drinks and stuff
in bars when they go out "
me: "yeah, but then you couldn´t go in places like this any more ... well
probably with some bodyguards ;~D! and then you´ll run around with like 3 guys
sourrounding you with black suits and mics in their ears that get drinks for
you and stuff. and of course you would chose your bodyguards PURELY on looks
;~D
her: *laughing* "of COURSE!!"
me: "you know, that works just like in those marriage magazines where people
can chose men and women for marriage, you get pictures and desriptions, of
course only only the important ones like body fat percentage, **** size,
duration, etc. and then you can make your choice ;~D! and when you´ll be
interviewed and you´ll be asked why you did become a politician you´ll tell em
"because of that damn yummy bodyguards that come with the job" hahaha ;~D"
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One bad side effect I currently get from C&F is that the chick stops taking me
seriously after a while. It gets to a point where when
I ask a valid question etc she'll just give some stupid or disrespectful
answer... in line with the frame I have set of
course. It's almost like your playfulness also gives her the right to act
disrespectful towards you. you have to make distinction between her being
PLAYFUL/TEASING you (=stepping in your frame) and her being DISRESPECTFUL.
think about that!
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guys balance the C&F thing with being taken seriously and maintaining respect
in the target?

you have to state break her at some point.

to achieve this, i usually change *my* state, but not from one second to the
other, but slooow, in a more "fluid" way. like you reduce the ****y/funny
slowly over time and get into more serious topics step by step and also throw
in less and less of that ****y/funny attitude and be more serious step by step.
it is hard to explain, you have to find your own timing with this. Just
remember, step by step.
this is a crucial step, cause as rio pointed out once, "chicks don´t ****
clowns"!
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****test: "You suck", answer with sly smile "glad you like it."
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"what are you looking at?" (If they caught you looking at their tits), say
"shsst, I'm not done yet" and keep looking at her tits with curious look (for
a while).
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(my favorite one): If she says something like "I'm gonna go to bed", say
"hello, I just met you" (the key is tuning her comments as sexual, and
ACCUSING her for it)
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Potential flake: She says "Sorry, I got plans tomorrow", say "Cancel it! I'm
more fun than whatever you're doing." If she keeps resisting, just say
"alright, I'll call you later, bye" (don't persist too much) But if she does
agree to come, make sure you got your props prepared, such as tarot cards,
palm reading etc.
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****test: She gets mad, "You never tell me anything!", smile and say "Glad you
like it."
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Visualization (scene by scene, as if you expect the worst outcome and be
comfortable with it).
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[Duke]

yaritai said: I was just thinking about this and I don't know if David D has
actually pointed it out or not, but I will. The common thinking, which I'm sure
is right on the money, is that being ****y and funny shows her that you're not
scared or intimidated into playing the supplication role with her. That you
feel comfortable enough to bust her balls, so you're not scared of losing her
enough to change your behavior to what most guys guess is 'acceptable' and
'desireable' for chicks. That, plus the simple fact that being ****y and funny
is a hell of a lot more fun for the chick (and you)!!!

But in addition to all of this, on a deeper level, and perhaps just as
importantly, I think there's another reason why it works. Think about it. WHO
are you usually ****y and funny with? Who do you tease? Who do you insult
(jokingly)? Who do you give a hard time to? The answer is: people you are quite
close to and have a good solid relationship with. There must be some deep
psychological **** going on in her that says, "if he's acting like this (a way
that people only act with their closest of friends, family, gfs, etc.) then we
must be quite close!" Click, whirrrr...

swinggcat said:
Well your almost right…The ****y/funny frame that David implements mostly works
because he is reversing the frame on them. In other words, he becomes the hot
chick and they become the horny pervert. David D. got this from Rick H. and
Rick is very good at this—trust me, I have seen him in action.

Let me give you an example of some of the things that have worked well for me.

Find the most crowded place in the bar/club; that is, position yourself in an
area where people are forced to bump into you. Next, stick out your elbow when
a hot girl walks by. Then, after she has bumped into you say, “Ow!! You hurt
me”. You will have her attention by this point. She will probably be both
laughing and apologizing for what she perceives to be her clumsiness. Now say,
“ you were the one who grabbed my ass earlier, weren’t you?!” Now half the time
they will grab your ass. If they do (or even if they don’t), follow up by
saying something along the lines of this: “You are trying to get fresh with me
and you don’t even introduce yourself, what’s up with that?” At this point the
two of you are now friends. Now all of this stuff works best when you have the
girls laughing their little butts off. I have many more examples but my fingers
are getting tired. If you want more examples of how to do this, do a search
for some old GM posts.



Example from Saturday night at a very crowded night club. I was trying to make
my way to the bar to order a drink and was just about there, when a girl tapped
me on the shoulder. She was hot, hot, hot and she was with two hot, hot, hot
friends.

HER: (smiling sweetly) Hey, I think you should let me and my friends go ahead
of you because today is my birthday!

ME: (smiling even more sweetly) Wow! Really? That's weird because today is my
birthday too!

HER: Really? No, I don't believe you. What's you sign?

ME: Um, let's see. Gemini? Scorpio? Leo? Capricorn?

HER: (smiling and wagging her finger at me) I knew it! It's not your birthday!

ME: (acting like I just got caught) Awright, you caught me. I am lying. It's
not my birthday.

HER: Hee hee, well guess what. It's not my birthday today either. It's really
tomorrow. But we're celebrating today. So, now you HAVE to let us go ahead of
you to the bar.

ME: **** that! You lied to me about your birthday!

HER: But so did you!

ME: (big smile) Yeah, but you lied first.


Then I turned around and ordered my drink. As I was walking away, I said,
"Seeya later, birthday girl".

Heh, they followed me around all night.
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I was just thinking about this and I don't know if David D has actually pointed
it out or not, but I will. The common thinking, which I'm sure is right on the
money, is that being ****y and funny shows her that you're not scared or
intimidated into playing the supplication role with her. That you feel
comfortable enough to bust her balls, so you're not scared of losing her enough
to change your behavior to what most guys guess is 'acceptable' and
'desireable' for chicks. That, plus the simple fact that being ****y and funny
is a hell of a lot more fun for the chick (and you)!!!

But in addition to all of this, on a deeper level, and perhaps just as
importantly, I think there's another reason why it works. Think about it. WHO
are you usually ****y and funny with? Who do you tease? Who do you insult
(jokingly)? Who do you give a hard time to? The answer is: people you are quite
close to and have a good solid relationship with. There must be some deep
psychological **** going on in her that says, "if he's acting like this (a way
that people only act with their closest of friends, family, gfs, etc.) then we
must be quite close!" Click, whirrrr...
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As she passes by.."Did you fart....that's disgusting..."
"You seem to be "intimidated" when you are around me...I just need to
ask this...haven't you ever seen a good looking guy before like me...?"
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****y-funny library.
Date #1 (blind): I show up at the cafe just
as she has received her coffee drink.
Me: "So where's MY double decaf latte?
What kind of date are you!"
She laughs and we're off to a good start. I keep it up, and next day I get an
email expressing strong interest to get together again.
Another date #1, walking back to the car.
Me: "So have you had a boyfriend recently?"
She: "I don't know..."
Me: "You don't know!? If you have had a boyfriend!?
Just how old are you?"
She chuckles and walks closer to me, bumping into me several times. I kiss
close.
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At the company coffee machine, I bump into a cute sales girl I barely know.
Me: "So how's your day?"
She: Oh, okay.
Me: "That sounds like about 4 on a scale from 1 to 10!"
She chuckles and we are suddenly chatting.
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"[Nonverbal communication] fits within the three-part breakdown Albert
Mehrabian [Nonverbal Communication (Chicago: Aldine-Atherton, 1972)] found in
his research. Mehrabian found that only about 7 percent of the emotional
meaning of a message is communicated through explicit verbal channels.
About 38 percent is communicated by paralanguage, which is basically the use
of the voice. About 55 percent comes through nonverbal, which includes such
things as gesture, posture, facial expression, etc. It is behavior other than
spoken or written communication that creates or represents meaning."
The short of it is this: words make up 7% of the emotional meaning of *any*
communication. The other 93% is attitude, pure and simple. If you don't have
the attitude, you don't have nothing. Attitude (nonverbals and paralanguage
combined) are over THIRTEEN times as significant as words are.
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ME: LETS GO TO THAT PLACE OR WHATEVER....
SHE: OK LET'S DO IT
ME: LET'S DO IT??? YOU MEAN RIGHT HERE??? JA JA NO THANKS I'D RATHER GO TO THAT
PLACE ( I LOVE THIS LOVE IT LOVE IT)
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"Will you *please* stop following me around?"
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[Duke]

A month ago I wrote about how I intended to improve my vibe by calling chicks
sluts etc. to myself whenever I saw a woman for the entire month of March.
Well, it worked. My self assurance went way up. After that, I revisited the
****y/funny attitude and life is a hell of a lot more fun. Now, when I spot a
chick I look for something I can give her **** about and go from there. You
can't be mean, of course, but tease them. Two out of three will giggle and love
it. I've noticed the chicks who don't like it are either *****es or just
dumb. Therefore, it screens them instantly.

Example: Two young devotchkuz at the jukebox. I get behind them and say they
better haved picked something good! They ask me what's good and I say I don't
know but I'll tell 'em if it's crap. They start gushing because they have two
afc borefriends ten feet away at
their table and they finally are talking to someone who is fun. I ****ed up in
not following up with them, as the guys were right there and the girls'
reaction was even more positive than I'd figured.

Example 2: Today at my NLP class I @closed a hb10 fitness trainer. Earlier,
when she said she had stopped taking clients because of fatigue I added "and
now you've totally fallen apart." She ate it up. I also made sure I mirror and
matched her all day from across
the room. In THE ART of WAR, it says you should attack the
enemy's strategy. And a good General makes the indirect route direct. And that
is what David Shade, Juggler, Rio and the other PUA'S have hit upon time and
again. The chicks have well-built routines and defenses against afc behaviors.
But against a strategy they
aren't used to, they are vunerable to attack because they didn't get their
castle stormed where, when and how they are repeatedly accustomed. This creates
confusion and an awareness of their own vunerabilty, which in turn, creates a
sense of excitement and
adventure. THE ART of WAR then states that once defenses are weary, spread, and
thin, the apt General can concentrate all his forces one one weak area and the
castle(figuratively) will fall. You see, while she is confused and excited she
will expose her weakness and the PUA who has been a keen observer of her
reactions to his various tests and diversions and has conserved his energies
can the exploit his advantage to the fullest and attack her weakness.
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a girl walking towards you

TRESWWW: i don't know how you resist so long to come to me!!!
by the face of the people overthere, you've farted really bad!!
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a girl sitting down
-------
TRESWWW:
I know you expect me to come here and rest... but i'm not that easy!!
Are you sure you want to sit here? last person who did is now crazy about me!!

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a girl studying or reading
TRESWWW:
You cannot hide your pleisures... so stop acting like you dont' see me
Don't know how you can keep your eyes in your book... when i'm just here behind
you!!
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Me : Aw, c'mon, you're not going to look at that book all *day*?
HBStudious: Sorry?
Me : I've seen your eyes sidling up to look at me (crease face into smile,
slightly accusing tone)
HBStudious: What? (confused)
Me : (Playfully) I've seen those furtive sidelong glances. (jokey)
HBStudious: I haven't been looking at you!
Me : Aw, c'mon. I know you've sneaked a look. (even more jokey)
HBStudious: I haven't! (beginning to laugh)
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i developed an exteme love for all my targets. then when i talk hyper-arrogant,
it's so funny because i have this
loving aura surrounding me.

examples
me: how many times have you been ****ed in the ass yet?
her: hahahahaha, not at all yet

me: DAMN this ***** makes me horny... makes me wanna... [drool]
...and... [scratch balls]
her: hahahahaha
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I was working today driving a petty cab bike in downtown San Diego. Now this
is a great way to interact with chicks. But today, I think I had a great sarge
in terms of pure ****y funny. I was next to the street and saw this cute HB8
standing around waiting for her friend. So I said “u ready for a ride?” She
said no because it was right down the street so I said “alright…it will be a
one dollar ride…we’ll go all the way around 4th street and come around 5th to
go to TGIF.” I then said “one dollar per person…” and she was became hesitant
as she said “I bet you there’s a trick…see one dollar PER person…haha” Then I
keep telling her how great it would be and then she discusses with her friend
and they decide to get on my petty cab bike. So once they get in the cab, I
tell them “you guys are cool cuz you guys are adventurous…other people are like
“no! I don’t want to waste a dollar!”” and this got the interaction being
light and playful.

I give them a fun ride swirling left and right on the street and when I was
peddling, I said “okay…now STOP staring at my ass…I ain’t no ass model!” The
HB8 was laughing really hard and she even said things like “I’m so glad you
asked us to give us a ride!” Then as we turned towards to TGIF (where they
wanted to go eat), HB8 said to me “don’t you want to go around again? I’m
having so much fun…” trying to suggest that we spend more time having fun and I
was like “what…u ready to get out of here…ready to go to my place?” and she
laughed even more! So I said “for a dollar!? Hell no! This is the hardest
dollar ride I ever had in my life!” So I agreed to go another round around the
streets doing crazy swerves around the street while yelling like I was in a
party. She then even said to her friend “I like this guy!” And then she even
touched me when I joked about something and I said “hands off the merchandise!”
They didn’t respond so I kept going saying “That **** ain’t for free…that’s
gonna cost you 5 bucks!” and the chicks especially HB8 started laughing saying
that she liked me. Then since I was going really fast driving the bike, she
asked me if some of my customers fell and I told her that I actually one girl
actually fell and she was really angry at me. They continued to laugh at my
stories from riding the bikes.

Then we got to TGIF. HB8 wanted to see me again asking me questions like “So
are you going be here later tonight? Can you give us a ride again?” I
suggested that I give her my cell phone number so that she can call me after
she had dinner with her HB7 friend. I didn’t get to do phase shifting because
of the time limit. She did ask for my name and we introduced each other. Her
name was Jen. They ended up giving me like 10 bucks tip so that was great and
I was like “wow…I really appreciate this…I feel like a stripper!” and the
chicks laughed even more.

Surprisingly, she didn’t call me later that night to get a ride. She still has
my number cuz I was there when she was punching my number on her cell phone.
It was just a good feeling having a girl totally crack up and give big time
IOIs like “I like this guy!” and “I’m so glad you came up and asked us for a
ride!” The attraction was definitely there even though it was only for like 10
minutes. Hope she calls me and we can set up a time to meet but who knows.
I also heard that pure ****y funny causes a lot of flakes too despite there
being attraction. But I think this sarge was my best pure ****y funny sarge
because the frame was me being the center of attention. Whenever I drive
bikes, I am in the frame of a fun guy entertaining these girls, tourists, and
everyone but it was also nice to put in ****y funny comments in the
interaction. I will keep you guys posted! That was a great feeling seeing the
power of ****y/Funny…I only wish my results were always consistent like this to
the point where you know the chick is TOTALLY attracted to you…those will be
the great days…
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ME: how old are you?
HER: X
ME: oh, you're too old. I don't think this relationships
going to work out.
HER: (if she's not already laughing at this point) how
old are you?
ME: 435
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"I think this cowgirl wants to ride" -MISINTERPRETATION of something she said
(high-five your wingman, maybe after kiss-game)

"That's the most romantic thing that anyone has ever said to me" (after
something lame, like "you can have a 50% discount")
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"I'm the bell of the ball" (after any compliment on your clothes)
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"oh man, my neck is killing me.. feel's like someone stuck a knife in it...
would you mind?"
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[catch]

ha ha ha, duke this is soooooo cool...

 

[Jariel]

being ****y and funny shows her that you're not
scared or intimidated into playing the supplication role with her. That you
feel comfortable enough to bust her balls, so you're not scared of losing her
enough to change your behavior to what most guys guess is 'acceptable' and
'desireable' for chicks.

This is a VERY important point about C+F. C+F does not create attraction and is not essential to dating, it's just an attitude that keeps her off the pedestal most guys place her on.

Most guys, when trying to win over a woman, turn themselves into this supplicating wuss because they think women want to be looked up to. They don't! They want a guy who they can speak to on equal terms. C+F just helps maintain that relaxed attitude and equality.

As for the rest of this post, I haven't read it all, but some of the examples are so bad they make me cringe, and some of them are excellent!

For God's sake, don't get quoting them one after the other! If you're going to use them, do so in moderation and, more importantly, adapt it to the situation and the woman! Some of the more sexually forward ones should be used VERY cautiously.

 

[FM 3321]

Wow, this is classic material.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

yo son.. this ****s on point.

 

[CobaltBlue]

Whoa, the mothership has landed. Props to you.

 

[lbfan1638]

bible material...some of that **** had me laughing my ass off

 

[smooth666]

Good job, Duke!

Originally posted by Duke

Dr.J: (being sarcastic; something about thinking about her all day long)
HB: Yeah, i thought about you too today...for about 5 seconds...
Dr.J: You had an orgasm THAT FAST...WOW!!

I would not use this one, because it is a good opportunity to neg hit you.

HB: No sth more important came into my mind...I was thinking about [puts in some lame BS]..
or
HB: Well I will somehow have to make up the 5 seconds I wasted on you....

I like to do these "verbal battles" with smart girls who can strike back,but I want to be the one who is winning in the end.

 

[Alpine]

All I know is I started out not believing C&F works, to pretty much relying on it alot.

I also know I can say almost anything so long as the tone is right and you have that certain smile on your face.

If they form an 'O' with thier mouth and say they can't believe you just said that, then slap you, you are actually doing rather well.

I did a few good ones over Christmas and have had an exceptional new year to date.

 

[spidersense]

whoa... we're not worthy... we're not worthy...,
you're a CF genius duke, pure and simple

 

[Duke]

Hey, I'm glad you're enjoying it, guys. This stuff isn't mine, though. I didn't make it up. I just want to make that clear.

Have fun

Duke

 

[HHloser2]

Gold here my friends.

 

[Fenderules]

yeah i found a lotta of it funny as hell. especially the fart ones

 

[SamePendo]

bumpity titytinytits

 

[SamePendo]

Again, bump.

If she uses a hat, imply that she is bald.

I loooove your eyes (AFC style)... what are their names? (Applies to any body part).

"You know what I like most about your eyes... looking at them?... My reflection"