CF Material

[Sasha]

Dr.J: Yeah, i have to drink (alcohol) when im around you. (I like this because
shes thinking that i have to have beer goggles on in order for me to talk to
her. so its kind of a neg at first)
HB: REALLY!?
Dr.J: Yeah, you make me nervous. (By saying this she thinks that im in love
with her)
HB: Really?? You get nervous around me??
Dr.J: Yeah.
HB: whys that?
Dr.J: Because im constantly afraid of you trying to jump my bones.

HAHA, gotta love it :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[SamePendo]

Am I the only one who loved this collection?

 

[ValleyDJing]

Good stuff right here. Thought I'd add another one just for the hell of it. One of my favorites is going to a horror movie with my buddies and sitting behind a bunch of hott chicks with my friends. Before the movie starts...

you: (say loudly to your buddies) 5 bucks on the cute blonde in front of me.
her: usually turns around and gives you a puzzled look
you: 5 bucks says you'll be the first to scream
her: usually says something like you're gonna lose your money or I don't get scared.
you: we'll see

then during the first tense moment, lean forward and grab her shoulder or neck and go raaarwwwrr! 9 times out of 10 she'll at least jump. Then you just say, "hey, I had to win the bet! Sorry, I'll buy you a coke or something."

guys, its magic.

 

[\O/]

Nice collection! Gold...

 

[bballkilla]

bump this stuff is awesome

 

[amoka]

Fabulous collection... all thanks to Duke.