KarmaSutra said:Everytime you brag to your buddies that "this girl sucked my d!ck better than anyone before her!", think about how she got to that point.
She didn't learn it from reading goddamned Twilight books.
Just like I didn't get to hold the World's Heavyweight championship belt for cunnilingus.
I won it eating pvssy better than a bull-dyke. Not watching Peter North do it.
...wait, he's gay.
Damn.
I was naturally good at sex and eating pu$$y. I can't tell you why, but I've been getting compliments on both since the first time I ever tried either, and both girls in question had been around so they'd know.
May be I was Caligula in my previous life