Damn! This weekend I had fun -- lots of fun! I'm glad this post came up!
Friday!
Didn't feel like going to school, so I just didn't. LOL -- my mom nearly ate me alive, but she eventually shut up and let me have things my way.
Woke up at around noon -- lunch -- DELICIOUS. Dad brought food from this new restaurant around the block, I think I ate like a cow. After lunch wen't to the shopping mall with my bro to check out the girls -- none there, lol.
It's Friday -- so just like Saturday, it's a party night (every weekend without exception I party like a mofo), so I picked up my cell and made a few phone calls. Found a party!!!
Got there at 10:00 PM with my best friend. WTF? WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? LET'S KILL THE BLOODY HOST!
50 guys, 20 girls. Initially, it felt like crap -- good thing I had only payed $3 to get in. After getting drunk on vodca I took a walk around the block with some bros and smoked some weed.
Now I'm wasted. Back at the party. I'm in Brazil, here people don't really know the "booty dance", so I grabbed the nearest girl and taught her.
After making out I took her to an empty room... Only it wasn't empty, there were 2 girls and 1 guy having sex!! The girl I was with made a nasty face and ran like hell as I screamed at her "Come back here girl, I still haven't taught you the booty ****!" Well **** her!
Touched some of the female merchandise being exposed in the room (no more because the guy that was in there threw me out, and later got thrown out by the host for having sex in his mom's room, lol!)
Wen't outside and found my best friend nearly being raped by some straight homosexual (don't ask me how that's possible) -- had to get him out of the mess. And soon later some girls yelled "Nex (I actually go by Nex), oh my god, they're beating the **** out of Ruivo (guy I know)". I turn in the direction and see about 10 of my friends beating up this wasted guy. After a little C/F with the girls (lol), I ran over there and said "I got a better idea, instead of beating him up let's see who can hit the wall harder with their head!"
So I left the morons hitting their heads against a wall! Left the party on foot to buy some more dope, didn't find the dealer, wen't back to party. Danced. Drank. Danced. Got a ride home at 5:00 AM.
Saturday!!
Wohoo!! Better than Friday!!
Slept most of the day (hangover!), then wen't to my best friend's house (the one nearly raped Friday). He was sleeping so I sneaked into his room and jumped on him. He wouldn't get up no matter what the hell I did to him (not what you're thinking), so his sister, Mah (HB9), invited me to drink some of the leftover vodca with her. We drank, and then I told her to go to the Toth nightclub with me. There was a special event there, two award winning DJs, live band, lots of people and all drinks 1/2 off.
Got there at 1:00 AM.
From experience a guy with a good rep in a club will get the girl, so after one of the DJs (music guy, not Don Juan) got off I hunted him down and befriend him. Drank some of his booze (there was a 1 dose of whiskey, 1 of vodca, 1 of beer, 1 of soda, and half X -- well, he didn't say there was X in it but I could tell). After chillin and dancing with him a bit, I wen't back to find Mah, when I'm about 5 feet from her some guy makes a move. I whisper in her ear "Hahaha, kiss him, you took too long already! He's losing interest... go... go..."
They kissed -- and kept at it at little corner (no sex, I made that clear to her since she's 15, virgin, and I've gotta protect her as respect to my friend). You might be saying that I lost, but I'm just glad I found someone to babysit her for me.
When the band came on I found the other DJ that had just got off, chatted him up and drank some of his booze (hmm... same weird mixture as the other DJ, must be a DJ thing), got a "white card" (aka: admission) to VIP area. It's time to do my thing. Made out with 3 girls; no I'm not a player, I'd happily have made out with just 1 of them -- but their friends would pull them away making me move on to the next.
By now it was 4:00 AM and the dance floor slowly began to empty. I scanned it for girls. Approached one by one, getting only shot down (one girl, I call her Ant, who earlier this week I asked for a *******, actually said "I feel sorry for you!", well yeah *****, tell that to your sister I ****ed
, until I found one that would kiss and danced with her until everyone else left. (At that time there were about 40 girls on the dance floor, I can dishonestly say that I was rejected by 39 of them, lol!)
When the music ended, the lights were off, the girl left. Note: There were no LIGHTS, no MUSIC, NO ONE except a waiter, and I kept on dancing for another 30 minutes!
Mah showed up and insisted for us to leave. I gave her a playful "Just a second, dance with me first!" and so we danced.
We payed what we had drunk and left the club. I couldn't find my dad's cell so me and Mah had to walk home (about 4 miles). We kept on chatting about how much FUN we had, and that next week we're gonna return to this club. When about 2 blocks from Mah's home, I felt like doing something silly so I jumped a fence into someone's backyard. I can truly tell you that it was more like a forest in there. Mah waited for me cheerfully outsite. I grabbed the nearest stick and proceeded each time further inside, when I suddenly screamed like Tarzan and ran back out.
We got to her house. She doesn't want to wake up her dad so I help her go in through the window. When in there I invade her kitchen and steal a banana. Said goodbye with a peck on the lips (friendly), and proceeded home.
Now I gotta walk another 5 miles. Normally I wouldn't have walked the girl home, but Mah's practically family and I can't let anything happen to her EVER (hell, I've actually saved her life once in another club when a fight broke out and she was gonna get hit by a bottle -- I didn't take the hit, some other guy did, but I made sure she didn't).
On the way home I buy a sandwhich and a Smirnoff Ice (vodca + lemon). Once there I check my e-mail and then crash out.
This night was incredible, insane drunkness -- I loved every second of it!!!
Sunday!!!
FUN Sunday. Woke up at 4:00 PM, ate, shower, got dressed. It's now 6:00 PM (yeah, I jack off alot in the shower). 6:30 wen't to a restaurant/bar (where everyone hangs out Sunday night). Socialized, drank some cola. At 11:30 hanged out at Mah's house a little bit, walked the miles home, then began writting this post. =)
1:35 AM, gotta wake up at 6:00 for school. Time to look at some porn (I get my share of *****, lol, but porn good too
, then sleep.
