RBB
Senior Don Juan
FR: W2D2 - I love myself too much, or not enuff
So eager to start at my new workplace I hardly slept lastnight. But I did get some reading done. Shamefully it was purely for entertainment purposes, if you don't know what I'm talking about maybe you should check out the 'tips' section. So nothing serious there, just wasting some time.
I had an appointment for orientation and a seminar at 9:30am. It is compulsory for all new employees. At 8:30 I head out to town. While in town I receive a phone call and reception told me that unfortunately the lady heading the seminar is away ill today so I don't start til tomorrow. This was bad news because I was all excited for nothing. So while I was in town and looking suave, I didn't want to waste some quality BC time.. I also decided to do some shopping. And I know, buying things to substitute for unhappiness is a mental disease. But I have money. And this is getting overanalytical.
I head into a bookstore and buy 'The Game'. While there I scoped out some other books and said hello to 2 pensioners for BC purposes. I didn't start a conversation as I wasn't interested in talking too much to them. I bring the book to the counter and ask the tall HB7 brunette worker when this book was released,
HB tall: About a month ago, it is relatively a new book.
-HB6 Blonde (killer golden body, nice fvkken outfit, weird face) walks in the book store and queues behind me. I got nervous as I was polluting my head with thoughts of "What if she sees the cover and notices it is a pick-up book", "She would probably think I'm weird and that I lack social skills?". I felt uncomfortable and I wanted to jet pretty quick.
But I remember reading somewhere that we all should hover around the borderline of our comfort zones to expand them. So I was gonna do myself a favour, I was to test myself and push the envelope a little further. I decided to delay this moment and learn to slowly digest it and not be phased bu it. Seize the moment and conquer it! I asked the HB tall if this book has sold many copies,
HB tall: No, not really. It has sold a couple of copies but it hasn't been going out of the nose. <-- or something like that, that's what I honestly remember her saying.
I was getting comfortable, I almost wanted to GET caught out. I wanted HB blonde to find out what book I was buying. Hell, I thought to myself, I'm a pretty cultured person for buying books in the first place. So after HB tall bagged it I left with a beaming smile on my face.
I sat down in the food court reading 'The Game'. Nothing was happening around me so I left after reading 2 chapters.
While walking down the mall, book in hand, I notice a HB7 puppy fat brunette with those a-sexual RnB sunglasses from about 30ft away. This by far was the BEST EC, smile, Hi I've ever done. I'm gonna break down what happened.
30ft - Initial EC from quite afar
25ft - I smirk
20ft - She looks at what's in my hand proceeded by
15ft - sexually eyeing me up and down then lock eyes again
10ft - I say Hi
05ft - She says Hi and smiles
01ft - Both maintaining EC, slight turn of heads and break
Pretty friggin magical huh? Or maybe I'm looking into it too much due to my recent lack of tossing, my ode to BC, only will I get it from the real deal. Or UG4. I'm drifting off topic here.. Anyway! I was so entwined in the moment I forgot to start a conversation. I really regret it now as I recently learnt a new opener perfect for a situation like this. It goes like this,
DJ: "Hey!! You can't just look me up and down without stopping to chat first! I'm not a sex object you know!" <-- playful anger
Then shoot a "just kidding" at her before she can respond. Then you revert back to playful anger.
DJ: "...But I guess you can make it up to me by joining me for coffee sometime."
Then fire a quick "just kidding" again and intro yourself.
DJ: "Hey, my name is RoyalBloodBoy."
Can't remember where I read it or even if it's close to the original adaptation but I wanted to share. Now I'm not sure if this is a direct or indirect opener with the whole "coffee" thing followed by a "just kidding", but it should fit both styles nicely. I will field test this and tell you guys what happened.
So yeah, back to the FR, I regret not opening her with that, similar in the way you regret not remembering to horn that idiot in your fit of rage when he nearly crashed into your lambo-diablo. But nonetheless, I came out of that with more self belief and content.
Afterwards I bought 2 DVDs, 'Requiem for a Dream' and 'Fight Club'. On the way to the bus stop I said Hi to a little toddler (who prob can't talk) and his mother told him, "Say hello to the nice man", then she smiled at me. Went to the bus stop and had a convo with a guy (he's got a kid, he's 24, not married, he's a chef, likes the "Hitchhiker to the Galaxy" books, likes Futurama, blah...).
And now for the best part:
Blah, blah, blah, the end.
Week 1's tally:
EC, smiles, Hi's - about 49ish
-will do more to make up for more than enuff cos I'm bad with deadlines-
So eager to start at my new workplace I hardly slept lastnight. But I did get some reading done. Shamefully it was purely for entertainment purposes, if you don't know what I'm talking about maybe you should check out the 'tips' section. So nothing serious there, just wasting some time.
I had an appointment for orientation and a seminar at 9:30am. It is compulsory for all new employees. At 8:30 I head out to town. While in town I receive a phone call and reception told me that unfortunately the lady heading the seminar is away ill today so I don't start til tomorrow. This was bad news because I was all excited for nothing. So while I was in town and looking suave, I didn't want to waste some quality BC time.. I also decided to do some shopping. And I know, buying things to substitute for unhappiness is a mental disease. But I have money. And this is getting overanalytical.
I head into a bookstore and buy 'The Game'. While there I scoped out some other books and said hello to 2 pensioners for BC purposes. I didn't start a conversation as I wasn't interested in talking too much to them. I bring the book to the counter and ask the tall HB7 brunette worker when this book was released,
HB tall: About a month ago, it is relatively a new book.
-HB6 Blonde (killer golden body, nice fvkken outfit, weird face) walks in the book store and queues behind me. I got nervous as I was polluting my head with thoughts of "What if she sees the cover and notices it is a pick-up book", "She would probably think I'm weird and that I lack social skills?". I felt uncomfortable and I wanted to jet pretty quick.
But I remember reading somewhere that we all should hover around the borderline of our comfort zones to expand them. So I was gonna do myself a favour, I was to test myself and push the envelope a little further. I decided to delay this moment and learn to slowly digest it and not be phased bu it. Seize the moment and conquer it! I asked the HB tall if this book has sold many copies,
HB tall: No, not really. It has sold a couple of copies but it hasn't been going out of the nose. <-- or something like that, that's what I honestly remember her saying.
I was getting comfortable, I almost wanted to GET caught out. I wanted HB blonde to find out what book I was buying. Hell, I thought to myself, I'm a pretty cultured person for buying books in the first place. So after HB tall bagged it I left with a beaming smile on my face.
I sat down in the food court reading 'The Game'. Nothing was happening around me so I left after reading 2 chapters.
While walking down the mall, book in hand, I notice a HB7 puppy fat brunette with those a-sexual RnB sunglasses from about 30ft away. This by far was the BEST EC, smile, Hi I've ever done. I'm gonna break down what happened.
30ft - Initial EC from quite afar
25ft - I smirk
20ft - She looks at what's in my hand proceeded by
15ft - sexually eyeing me up and down then lock eyes again
10ft - I say Hi
05ft - She says Hi and smiles
01ft - Both maintaining EC, slight turn of heads and break
Pretty friggin magical huh? Or maybe I'm looking into it too much due to my recent lack of tossing, my ode to BC, only will I get it from the real deal. Or UG4. I'm drifting off topic here.. Anyway! I was so entwined in the moment I forgot to start a conversation. I really regret it now as I recently learnt a new opener perfect for a situation like this. It goes like this,
DJ: "Hey!! You can't just look me up and down without stopping to chat first! I'm not a sex object you know!" <-- playful anger
Then shoot a "just kidding" at her before she can respond. Then you revert back to playful anger.
DJ: "...But I guess you can make it up to me by joining me for coffee sometime."
Then fire a quick "just kidding" again and intro yourself.
DJ: "Hey, my name is RoyalBloodBoy."
Can't remember where I read it or even if it's close to the original adaptation but I wanted to share. Now I'm not sure if this is a direct or indirect opener with the whole "coffee" thing followed by a "just kidding", but it should fit both styles nicely. I will field test this and tell you guys what happened.
So yeah, back to the FR, I regret not opening her with that, similar in the way you regret not remembering to horn that idiot in your fit of rage when he nearly crashed into your lambo-diablo. But nonetheless, I came out of that with more self belief and content.
Afterwards I bought 2 DVDs, 'Requiem for a Dream' and 'Fight Club'. On the way to the bus stop I said Hi to a little toddler (who prob can't talk) and his mother told him, "Say hello to the nice man", then she smiled at me. Went to the bus stop and had a convo with a guy (he's got a kid, he's 24, not married, he's a chef, likes the "Hitchhiker to the Galaxy" books, likes Futurama, blah...).
And now for the best part:
Blah, blah, blah, the end.
Week 1's tally:
EC, smiles, Hi's - about 49ish
-will do more to make up for more than enuff cos I'm bad with deadlines-
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