Best examples of busting her chops ?
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VladPatton
Master Don Juan
"Love that outfit you've got on! My granma has one just like it!"
Replace "outfit" with other zingers, such as perfume, shoes, stockings, glasses, watch, sexual acts. No, wait, scratch that last one.
You get the idea.
Replace "outfit" with other zingers, such as perfume, shoes, stockings, glasses, watch, sexual acts. No, wait, scratch that last one.
You get the idea.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
if she hears about how hot she is constantly, negs work betterubercat said:
if she's not particularly used to compliments then negs are detrimental
Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Thread revival but I had to share this and didn't think starting a new thread would be justifiable.
So new girl at work, gorgeous, 8 maybe 9..... but married. So I figure I'd go hard, not like I have anything to lose or gain. So we (10+ ppl) are at an after work party, and she ends up sitting next to me by default. I notice my friends across the table are inching away as seats open up towards the front of the room, so I decide to move to join them. As I stand to leave I turn to her and tell her it was nice to meet her and sit next to her blah blah blah, but that I couldn't take the stank that followed her anymore and had to move to the other side of the room. The look on her face was worth every penny. Frozen in horror. I tried to tell her it was a joke as I walked away, but I think I was laughing too hard. Bet I was the first in a long time (if ever) to tell her not only did I need to get AWAY from her asap, but that she stank of rank. haha can't wait to see her in the office on Monday... should be real fun to resurrect the topic. "Hope you showered over the weekend, otherwise I'm going to ask that we teleconference this one . . ."
So new girl at work, gorgeous, 8 maybe 9..... but married. So I figure I'd go hard, not like I have anything to lose or gain. So we (10+ ppl) are at an after work party, and she ends up sitting next to me by default. I notice my friends across the table are inching away as seats open up towards the front of the room, so I decide to move to join them. As I stand to leave I turn to her and tell her it was nice to meet her and sit next to her blah blah blah, but that I couldn't take the stank that followed her anymore and had to move to the other side of the room. The look on her face was worth every penny. Frozen in horror. I tried to tell her it was a joke as I walked away, but I think I was laughing too hard. Bet I was the first in a long time (if ever) to tell her not only did I need to get AWAY from her asap, but that she stank of rank. haha can't wait to see her in the office on Monday... should be real fun to resurrect the topic. "Hope you showered over the weekend, otherwise I'm going to ask that we teleconference this one . . ."