Best examples of busting her chops ?

[MillionBillionaire]

I disagree, I think sometimes you do have to give straight answers to women sometimes otherwise she will find you annoying. You'll be that guy who is constantly busting on her but at the same time, it's hard transition from the guy who is busting on her, to the guy who is seductive. If you're getting techincal, you want to keep the busting to the early interaction just to show her you're fun and not too serious. But at the end of the day, we're here to bang chicks and breaking that sexual tension with jokes wont get you laid.

As for actual things to say, I like to use situational stuff or like the classic not letting her past when she's trying to walk somewhere. I actually think what you're saying is a little extreme and a bit unnecessary.

It is best to not give a strait answer if it kills the vibe. With an answer like Bubblegum or Popsicle stick.. there are tons of tangents to go off..

I have no problem turning busty chops to flirty to seductive.. just add some tickling and then throw in a sincere complement after she has been laughing out loud and slapping you on your chest.

Yes it is good to know when it is time to not bust chops.. but this threads topic was on how to do it.. so this is how I do.. and I get great results.. it is all about how you say it.

I ran into the gas station the other day and I said to the cashier.. "Can I have some gas?" In a hopeful.. ignorant.. cheerful voice.. both of the cashiers literally could not stop laughing out loud...

it is all in the delivery.

 

[Mr Wright]

I have no problem turning busty chops to flirty to seductive.. just add some tickling and then throw in a sincere complement after she has been laughing out loud and slapping you on your chest.

You see, this is büllshït, you think you have no problem with it but I bet my bottom dollar you do because you seem like the kinda guy who gives himself mental points for making a chick laugh. Like actually sit down and think about times when you started busting on her and then minutes later you're banging her for the first time, or minutes later you're taking her home. Because as far as I'm concerned the OP needs to realise that you don't need to bust on her balls for her to sleep with you or gain any sort of attraction, in fact I'd say you're damaging your chances. Think about it, you're in a club/on a date and she spills a drink on herself and you say "cor I can't take you out anyway", you're letting her get away with that. You've taken that act and sucked the tension out of it. Now if you're another dude and she spills drink over herself and she likes panicking and you're just staring at her with a smirk, she's going to be more flustered because she has no idea what you're thinking. This raises the tension further and it case you never realised, tension is fücking sexy. You can't just chop and change because it's a culmination of actions, which can be ruined by cheesy one liners.

so this is how I do.. and I get great results.. it is all about how you say it.

Okay, what are your great results? I know until I started until I started doing this I was getting results and then they just a bit crazy.

 

[Thechamp]

I think busting chops info is awsome I'm using it on girl that come in my work , I make coffee for a living so , I'm gonna keep busting chops , !!

 

[Mr Wright]

I think busting chops info is awsome I'm using it on girl that come in my work , I make coffee for a living so , I'm gonna keep busting chops , !!

Okay but you're have gonna transition pretty quickly into serious if you want her number. How are you going to do that?

 

[Thechamp]

Okay but you're have gonna transition pretty quickly into serious if you want her number. How are you going to do that?

One way that works for me is I hand the girls my phone and say chuck your number in we will catch up sometime . I think the only thing I have to work on is the text game

 

[MillionBillionaire]

You see, this is büllshït, you think you have no problem with it but I bet my bottom dollar you do because you seem like the kinda guy who gives himself mental points for making a chick laugh. Like actually sit down and think about times when you started busting on her and then minutes later you're banging her for the first time, or minutes later you're taking her home. Because as far as I'm concerned the OP needs to realise that you don't need to bust on her balls for her to sleep with you or gain any sort of attraction, in fact I'd say you're damaging your chances. Think about it, you're in a club/on a date and she spills a drink on herself and you say "cor I can't take you out anyway", you're letting her get away with that. You've taken that act and sucked the tension out of it. Now if you're another dude and she spills drink over herself and she likes panicking and you're just staring at her with a smirk, she's going to be more flustered because she has no idea what you're thinking. This raises the tension further and it case you never realised, tension is fücking sexy. You can't just chop and change because it's a culmination of actions, which can be ruined by cheesy one liners.



Okay, what are your great results? I know until I started until I started doing this I was getting results and then they just a bit crazy.

Lol for real you want to debate about this hahah.. why so serious?... I bet I just made you more attracted to me

As far as the club situation.. if a girl spills her drink on herself I would say "Is that how you take a shower? With mixed drinks?"

Your too cool to say that tho... pppssshbb

I find the best way to get a number is to give her your phone and have her fill out her contact info.. I let them even figure out how to do it.. see how invested they are in giving me their number.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Busted a good one on my 11-yo daughter tonight.. Mind you she and I bust each others' chops all the time... It's pretty equal, usually, but I got her tonight.. . I have created a monster! So we went into CVS for me to buy deo and head over to a HB's place for a few.. Daughter is laughing at me and saying "ooohh, daddy gotta smell good for the woman... ohhh, daddy will always stink...poor daddy".. I busted back about me changing her poopie diaper when she was young and told her she stunk.. Then she yelled in the store "Hey my dad needs a diaper!".. We both busted on each other a little more... Then we walked past the condom isle and I said "ohhh.. Daddy needed to use Trojans before daughter born!" hahaha she laughed, but then tried to come up with a better one and couldn't!! We got in the truck and she said "Daaaaaad, you got me, why can't I get you back with a better one?!" I said "haha cuz I am your DADDY and I will always out wit you, that's why!" Its moments like these that I love being a dad to a girl... She will grow up one tough woman, and she won't be sh|tting on guys and disrespecting them... I promise the world that .

The key to a good woman or good people in general. Is a present solid father figure.

+1.

 

[Thechamp]

I'm having better responses from women with busting her chops , than trying myster method negs !! So keep the examples Comming

 

[MillionBillionaire]

I'm having better responses from women with busting her chops , than trying myster method negs !! So keep the examples Comming

When passing by an hb.. make eye contact with her and do the "I'm watching you! Point at your eyes then at her eyes with two fingers." (The best response I ever got to this was ...'and Im looking at you looking at me!')

I love your girly little laugh.

You have really nice skin ..for being a smoker.. (watch her smoke an e-cig next)

Did you put on EYESHADOW? ... (dramatic pause) I like it.

Don't do that your smearing makeup all over your face! Now you got to spend another 8 hours to fix it!

Hey.. I like this... (dramatic pause) what the heck is that??

Awweee.. your face is turning all red.. why are you turning red?

 

[Thechamp]

When passing by an hb.. make eye contact with her and do the "I'm watching you! Point at your eyes then at her eyes with two fingers." (The best response I ever got to this was ...'and Im looking at you looking at me!')

I love your girly little laugh.

You have really nice skin ..for being a smoker.. (watch her smoke an e-cig next)

Did you put on EYESHADOW? ... (dramatic pause) I like it.

Don't do that your smearing makeup all over your face! Now you got to spend another 8 hours to fix it!

Hey.. I like this... (dramatic pause) what the heck is that??

Awweee.. your face is turning all red.. why are you turning red?

well done much apprecetaited

 

[Thechamp]

Keep them Comming man

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Keep them Comming man

HB7.5 "It's my Birthday"
Me "It's your Birthday?!... Happy Buurthdaaaay.!! yyyaaaee (kino). Did you get your spankings?! ..(laughter) how old are you?!... ooohhhh wwoooww THAT is going to hurt!.. My arms are young to be tired!"

HB: (Mirrors you in some way)
Me: Hey! That's my move! You can't do my move!... stop copying me! (Imitate her) How do you like that!? (Tickle her to break tension)

Dancing with a short HB: (Get low to her height and scrunch yourself up) "Would you still dance with me if I was small like this?"
HB: gives you playful middle finger..
Me: you grab her hand and lick her middle finger.. (worked for me ha!) She responded with "eeewwww lol" and wiped her hand on my chest.

HB: Brings you into the middle of circle of HB's and tells you to dance...
Me: wooppie! Spins in circles.. dances for a while... then say "Now You! To hb" pull the HB into the middle of the circle.let her dance.. the say "Now Me again!" Pull yourself into the middle of the dance circle again...then pull someone else into the circle and say "now you!"... the girls will orgasm on the dance floor.

"I spilt my drink all over you because I like you... yeah I think I'm going to end up pouring my whole drink on you by the end of the night."

 

[Heisenburger]

After some bvllshlt chit chat online.

Me - 'Send me your number you pleb'
Her - 'really, did you just call me a pleb Mr Charmer?'
Me - 'predictive text kicked in madam. I wrote princess!'

Nothing like a gold ole dose of uncertainty and wonder for her and amusement for me. Her number followed.

 

[Heisenburger]

Meet a girl at a bar. I'm playing a game with myself of who asks the first question. It's gonna be her!

Me - hello
Her - hi
Me - you definately have that look about you
Her - what look is that?
Me - one that spells trouble. I'm only looking for a nice girl.
Her - hahaha. I am a nice girl.
Me - I bet you are. I'm often told I'm gullible though.
Her - haha. What's your name?

....and go from there.

 

[Thechamp]

HB7.5 "It's my Birthday"
Me "It's your Birthday?!... Happy Buurthdaaaay.!! yyyaaaee (kino). Did you get your spankings?! ..(laughter) how old are you?!... ooohhhh wwoooww THAT is going to hurt!.. My arms are young to be tired!"

HB: (Mirrors you in some way)
Me: Hey! That's my move! You can't do my move!... stop copying me! (Imitate her) How do you like that!? (Tickle her to break tension)

Dancing with a short HB: (Get low to her height and scrunch yourself up) "Would you still dance with me if I was small like this?"
HB: gives you playful middle finger..
Me: you grab her hand and lick her middle finger.. (worked for me ha!) She responded with "eeewwww lol" and wiped her hand on my chest.

HB: Brings you into the middle of circle of HB's and tells you to dance...
Me: wooppie! Spins in circles.. dances for a while... then say "Now You! To hb" pull the HB into the middle of the circle.let her dance.. the say "Now Me again!" Pull yourself into the middle of the dance circle again...then pull someone else into the circle and say "now you!"... the girls will orgasm on the dance floor.

"I spilt my drink all over you because I like you... yeah I think I'm going to end up pouring my whole drink on you by the end of the night."

Few more on physical features would be good because , especially at the start of the interaction like negs , what's better about busting chops I noticed , is girl seem to respond better than negs like
Mystery method nice hair is it real it's nice anyway !

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Few more on physical features would be good because , especially at the start of the interaction like negs , what's better about busting chops I noticed , is girl seem to respond better than negs like
Mystery method nice hair is it real it's nice anyway !

Me: Oh hhhaayy you look nice! You got your girly cloths on and everything!

Me: I love your hair! It smells sooo nice! Do you use the Dollar shampoo?! ... not me mine costs 88 cents.. Just kidding... you smell like you use Vidal Sasson.. (grab her head smell it) whatever it is you smell like a tropical rainforest... do you like to smell like fruit?! (Seriously go on forever..) Fruity rainforest smell turns me on!.. I just get all sexual (feel yourself)

Me: Soo.. what did you do today absolutely nothing? (Listen to them justify having a life).. ok wow way to sieze the moment there chica!"

When a short girl taps your shoulder keep looking around and pretend like you don't see her because she is under your line of vision..

Me: Sooo what did you eat today? You ate nothing but crap all day didn't you? Well good because I'm going to get you nice and fat.. I like them BBbbiiigg!

Me: Hey!... FOUREYES! Do you actually need those things or are they for decoration...

Me: You look like such a NERD with your glasses.. that's alright I love nerds.. I fantasize about them every night.. and your the biggest nerd I know!

Me: I love your itty bitty pimples on your forehead it makes you seem like your in highschool.

Me: Oh haay girl long time no see! I missed you just a liiitle bit (make a small pinch with your fingers).. just kidding I missed you THIS much! (Make your arms huge.. go in for the hug) like this.. yup that's how much I missed you..

Me: Look at you all cutesy and stuff..

 

[nmartinez12443]

Pretty good one

1. I like most things about you. (This has 100% success rate)

2. Can I tell you a secret. (Pause) Never mind.

3. I like what your wearing (pause) for the most part.

 

[Thechamp]

Your so hot if you wanted to be a ten you could be !! After she answers back , it's ok your 9

 

[Thechamp]

1. I like most things about you. (This has 100% success rate)

2. Can I tell you a secret. (Pause) Never mind.

3. I like what your wearing (pause) for the most part.

You got anymore ??

 

[Thechamp]

Let's keep this thread going