Best comeback line after being flamed?

[MDgood]

Forget rejection lines, this is equal time now! Does anybody have any great comeback lines after they were flamed?

This is mine: A few years back I was hitting on some girl at a bar, she was about 25, I was about 26. Found out she was divorced after 7 months of marriage. Swear to God, she stopped me in the middle of the conversation and proceeded to flame me: "Why are you hitting on me? I am NOT interested in you. I mean, you're a nice guy, but I just do NOT find you attractive."

I was stunned! Wow! Strong words from a girl who was about a 6 at best. I stopped, looked away for a second, looked down for a sec, and then looked back at her, nodded my head a bit and asked, "So you think I'm a nice guy, but you just don't find me attractive?"

"Right."

and then the comeback...

"Is that the same kind of logic that got you in a bad 7-month long marriage?"

Counterflamed! She got up and stormed out of the bar. My buddies wanted to give me a medal for that one.

 

[icepick]

"So you think I'm a nice guy, but you just don't find me attractive?"

"Right."

and then the comeback...

"Is that the same kind of logic that got you in a bad 7-month long marriage?"

HA HA HA HA!

You SHOULD get a medal for that one. That was good!

 

[G_S]

this wasn't me, but I remember this one from a few years back..


(insert woman insulting size of man's penis)

man: "Even a 747 looks small when landing in the grand canyon."

Booyah!


And of course the timeless Winston Churchill comeback..
woman: "If you were my husband I'd poison your drink!"
Churchill: "Madame, if you were my wife I'd drink it."

 

[Mr. Delicious]

Originally posted by MDgood

"Is that the same kind of logic that got you in a bad 7-month long marriage?"

pwn3d!!

 

[InLawsHateMe]

"Why are you hitting on me? I am NOT interested in you. I mean, you're a nice guy, but I just do NOT find you attractive."


Answers for an interupted conversation:

"......(pause) .....so I guess a blowj*b is out of the question?"

".....may I suggest a breath mint?"

"Don't take this wrong but, you're an ugly b*tch!"

"So let me get this straight here..... you're gay."

"Ok, I may have had a few drinks too many tonight but... sir, I am not hitting on you."

"Whoa! ....lets just start all over..... I'll walk back to my seat, you pull that wild hair out of yo ass, and hop back on your broom, and we'll try this again. "

 

[lollipop]

"Why are you hitting on me? I am NOT interested in you. I mean, you're a nice guy, but I just do NOT find you attractive."

You aren't exactly a beauty queen either.Your breasts are too small and I can clearly see your fat belly.You're lucky if you someone wants you for who you are.

I can understand that. Who wants a stuck up her a$$ bitch?

I'm sorry, was I talking to you? My mistake.

Oh my god! I broke a nail!

How much do you ask for a blow job?You look cheap.

 

[syemour]

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
"Why are you hitting on me? I am NOT interested in you. I mean, you're a nice guy, but I just do NOT find you attractive."


Answers for an interupted conversation:


"Ok, I may have had a few drinks too many tonight but... sir, I am not hitting on you."

WOW! ROFL! I like, I like.

 

[daniel]

Nah, I still like the original response most! Anybody can come up with "You're ugly too".....

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by daniel
Nah, I still like the original response most! Anybody can come up with "You're ugly too".....

Well Daniel, you can like whichever you want, it's ok... It's not a contest.

Sure, some can say 'you're ugly too...' but not many can actually say it, and still get your knob bobbed.

 

[MDgood]

What surprised me is that it came off the top of my head... but I sort of wish I did say, "Does this mean you're not gonna give me ablow job?"

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

I was out at a dance hall with my cousin who's got a lazy eye and bad tooth. He goes up to this one girl, roughly 5'6 200 lbs if she's an ounce, and asks her to dance. Her words, and I quote:

"Hell No! I don't dance with Ugly guys!"

Now my cousin is cool as all get out and he's family, but his self esteem has been taking a lot of hits lately, so watching that was not only a person insult, but was like watching someone club a kit of baby seals.

I start laughing uproariously. (I had a really funny joke in mind, so the laughter was real)

I looked over at her and in my most mocking tone:

CDB: " Well! Are WE the picky one!!!"

 

[Mr. Mystery]

I only use one comeback:

"Your Momma!"

It never fails.

Mr. Mystery

 

[Eternal]

Used this one in Home Ec class while we were sitting down...

Amy: "Why are you talking to me? You are..."

*Interupts* Me: "One second. *Sniff's air loudly* What's that fish smell? Aw hell Amy, close your legs."

 

[nistelrooy]

Forgive me for sidetracking a bit here but one chick actually told me to "go find the next best thing."

I was too shocked to reply.

Can any of you guys suggest a comeback for that?

 

[isotope]

Originally posted by nistelrooy
Forgive me for sidetracking a bit here but one chick actually told me to "go find the next best thing."

I was too shocked to reply.

Can any of you guys suggest a comeback for that?

but im already scraping the bottom of the barrel with you!

 

[RazzleDazzle]

Oh comebacks are the best. YOu put them biatches right in their place. Knock the pedestal out from under their @ss so fast they fall flat. A lot of times you make them cry, which is awesome!!

I went off on this one girl. I have a knack for knowing what type of person a girl is after she says about a sentence or two. It's amazing sometimes. One girl shot me down hardcore with "Loser, leave". I leaned over and said "Just think, he's probably fuking her brains out right now. " Somehow i just knew by looking at her. I was a perfect gentleman the whole time until she threw that line at me. I casually leaned and told her. She broke into tears right there and ran out.

I didn't feel bad, and her friend even said she deserved it. I didn't know either of these chicks and her friend sided with me. Women are just too weird.

 

[nistelrooy]

but im already scraping the bottom of the barrel with you!

LOL!
yeah, well...too bad i couldn't think as fast on my feet then!

 

[Tano]

Ive been struggling to think of a good comeback to these 2 situations described below. If anyone has ever had these lines thrown at them then tell us what your comeback was.

I was walking along holding EC with this nice little HB and when our paths crossed she said 'why are you staring at me'?
She had some interest level but the b*tchshield was too high (maybe she was shy??)

Also some HB said this to me in a club:
'why are you trying to pick me up?' or 'are you trying to seduce me?'

I didnt want to say anything rude since these where sh*t tests because both of them had a moderate IL.

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by Tano
Ive been struggling to think of a good comeback to these 2 situations described below. If anyone has ever had these lines thrown at them then tell us what your comeback was.

I was walking along holding EC with this nice little HB and when our paths crossed she said 'why are you staring at me'?
She had some interest level but the b*tchshield was too high (maybe she was shy??)

Also some HB said this to me in a club:
'why are you trying to pick me up?' or 'are you trying to seduce me?'

I didnt want to say anything rude since these where sh*t tests because both of them had a moderate IL.

Ist one:
-Well I'm f**king sorry I have a lazy eye and I'm a little sensitive about it if ya don't mind!
-Would you prefer me to subtly hint to you that there's snot hanging outta your nose, or would you prefer someone else tell you to your face?
-I wasnt staring at you, I was staring at your great boobs.

2nd One
-ugly people make good practice.
-well this aint the f**king Church Social honey.

 

[Bonhomme]

Great one, MDGood!

LOL@ Shorty's snot and Church social comments, too.