Best comeback line after being flamed?

[ryoshi]

Originally posted by nistelrooy
"go find the next best thing."

I would have said, "ok" and then went up to an ugly guy right in front of her and acted like I was hitting on him.

Originally posted by CyranoDeBergerac
...roughly 5'6 200 lbs...

"Hell No! I don't dance with Ugly guys!"

I probably would have said, "sorry, I don't usually ask two women to dance with me at once."



Another thing I heard that was funny is, "I wouldn't fvck you with a stolen d!ck."

 

[Albion2]

If a girl rips on you, you need to hit her where it hurts. There's no reason any woman should be rude whether she's attracted or not.

I'd probably come back with

"And I was supposed to know you weren't attracted to me, how? How rude of you, how do you know I wasn't just trying to make conversation? Are you so shallow minded as to think that all men are after you for your body? To be quite honest you're not all that hot; your hair is out of place, your makeup isn't strait, you could use a little weight loss, and your shoes, well we'll leave that unmentioned. But I thought you had a nice disposition, I liked your smile, and I thought you might be a really nice person to chat with. I guess I was wrong... Now I can understand why your marriage only lasted 7 months."

Then walk away. If she tries to interrupt you don't let her, make sure you get the whole thing out and leave before she has a chance to say anything.

I am usually about trying to make people, especially women feel good about themselves but if a woman were that rude I would use everything in my arsenal to make her feel uncomfortable and come out having less self-esteem. There's just no need at all to be that mean even on your crappiest PMS day.

I should ask one question first, is this girl still a sophomore in High School? If that’s the case then it’s to be expected.

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[spanky]

Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
I only use one comeback:

"Your Momma!"

It never fails.

Mr. Mystery

LOL. It is a classic and it always get the job done. It is hands-down, my favorite.

 

[Chewy Bagel]

My GF told me about a fireman guy who she went out with. When they were on the date, she said "I don't think we have chemistry and I'm not attracted to you". The guy just kept going on with the date like nothing happened. He threw some drinks down her throat, and took her home and ****ed her.

It blew my friggin mind she even told me this, but it also showed me that it is possible to come back...

of course this is a totally one in a million chance kind of thing, but hey, who knows...

 

[MDgood]

LOL, I LOVE the "church social" comment... gonna store that one in my head for later!

 

[tiburon]

Congrats on the..

Man congrats on the marriage comeback and the *******...DJ all the way....i tried to be a gentleman even tough i understand this chick diserve it most of the time...but sometimes i just send them skuts on there way..no need to respect them hoes..


My aproach for a comeback i try for the least people to hear it....or i whisper in her ear....why..

Simple she might aprreciate it you didnt embarras her infront of everyone....and you get to bang that ass,..which has happened 3 times.
Second dont need to put yourselve at the same level of this hoes....

The second is the main reason why not to disrespect them in public..but ill tell you the first reason has been very effective with me...Try telling her " i tought i would like liking you ass but if your mouth is so full of ****...?..whisper it and she might slpa you or be like might god this guy..and bling bling IL RISING>>>HAHAH


TIBURON

 

[Player_Supreme]

"I don't know how that fool took you for 7 months...I've known you for only 7 minutes and already you've gotton on my last nerve...biatch!, not only do you have bad breath, but your outfit looks like you shop at K-mart, and who f*ucked up your hairdo"

"What you got some big headed idea your pu*ssy got a cape hanging out of it with a big S on it? you betta think again...I've head way better than you could ever apire to be...you still sitting here with that dumb look on ya face?....you need to step off now, you played ya self"

 

[Mr. Latte]

Player_Supreme, the point isn't to outright insult her. That serves only 3 purposes.

1) You validate her. When you insult her to her face for rejecting you, you're telling her that she made the right decision.

2) You look like a FOOL in front of everyone around you.

3) You may as well hand over your balls, because you're showing that she has total control over your emotions.

What you need to do is leave. A ****y/funny remark is good, but if you can't think of one, or you're not quick on your feet, just get up, tell her you have to be going, and leave.

 

[Starman]

you: Hay wanna dance?

Girl: NO! I would never dance with you!

You: You must of misheard me..I said you look fat in those pants

 

[captn caveman]

With a good comeback, I try not to include physical traits there, as they are easy to come by, and are actually cheap.. this hairdo, and fat s**t....

Take her, as a person - isn't that what they all want??? - and comeback on that... Like,

"I thought we were civilized people, not a one celler!!!"

If two girls, and the one you are hitting on is rude,

"Hey, I am trying to play the ncie guy here (this directly implies you are not one.. have seen it work), so you could behave decently.. Or did not your momma teach you manners??"

The other one, which is not rude, you turn to her and go,

"I wish I had met your mom, must be a great woman!"

That hits!

Maybe something like,

"I see, you're shallowness tells me your genes come from oranges..."

Etc etc...

Three girls, one frien talking to one, so I turn to the big boobed girl,

"Hi"

"My boyfriends over there"

"So, I am talking to you, am I not? didn't occur to me that you were of the type of woman not capable of having decent conversations with men" - she was bit**y on me, possibly cos I got a reputation in that bar...

"No, am not"

"Fine" - turn to the woman beside her and tell her

"And you? Capable of having conversations?"

"I will go the way she went"

"And I don't talk to women who have no ideas of their own"

And turn...

Interesting is that the second girl was eyeing me all the time after that, and I unintentionally ****blocked my friend hitting on the third...

 

[FreeStyleZ]

3 of these I read here had me laughing hysterically. The main one which caused the initial breakout of laughter was:
".....may I suggest a breath mint?"
Then:

"Ok, I may have had a few drinks too many tonight but... sir, I am not hitting on you."

And then the fish one. LMAO