Be Afraid...Be VERY Afraid!!

Hot Ice

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awwwww.... shiiiiiit
It is true that you may get herpes even using a rubber.

hmmm... and every fifth person has it.
I mean the genital one!


I've always thought f*ck herpes.
Because it's so common anyways.
And it can be curable (not fully).


Herpes virus can transfer from type 1 to type 2.
I think that even getting a BJ can give you a GENITAL herpes!

I may have already got it.
Dunno.


I ain't changing my lifestyle and atittude because of a ****ing virus you can get even using a condom.

Think about that once you've found a girl you would want to be with..
what if you are clean but this chick doesn't?


bleh, **** herpes.
 

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Are Herpes sores and canker/cold sores the same thing?


Also, I've gotten sores in my mouth when I get tired/stressed since I was a lil' kid (probably age 10 or even younger), and I've never gotten any sores on my genital area. And I've never gotten any sores on my face, outside the mouth. All sores have been in my mouth, and they are quite infrequent.


So what I'm thinking right now is this -- I guess that makes me Herpes Simplex 1 -positive (I could still be wrong), and not positive for Herpes Simplex-2. Am I right? Or wrong? I would like to know.


I've been with 10 women btw - oral sex and intercourse. Some were casual flings and one night stands. I've always covered up during intercouse, but not with bl0wjobs.
 

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Guys, you shouldn't worry about Herpes Simplex 1.
Every time you drink from a bottle someone else have drank alrady you risk catching it.
If you worry about it you can't live.
Worry about it only if you have sores.

jakethasnake, there is a good chance that you have Herpes Simplex 2.


Remember that Herpes can be and often is invisible and you just carry the virus.

There is a possibility that Herpes simplex 2 can be found at other body parts than genitals. So if a bytch gives you a BJ and has genital herpes in her mouth you will catch it.

But hey, Herpes is THE LEAST you should worry about when talking about STD's...
 

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SadBlues, what is your usual handle? You clearly made this one for your STD confessional... also, if you get Herpes from having her ***** juice hit your nuts... how can you protect yourself? Wrap a condom around your balls? Not make her c*m (no c*mming, no juice)? Someone please explain what to do other than that horrible three-syllable word starting with A.
The only thing to totally protect yourself is no sex.

Condoms do provide some protection.

It's not only transfered by her *** jucies - but any of her jucies. it can even spread to other parts of your body - for instance going down on her - this can give you herpes in the mouth. So that also means finger banging her.

This is certainly food for thought - and perhaps as part of the DJ bible, the first article should be one about STD's.... Because I'm amazed at how little people know about this disease and how it is spread. Makes you think what the fvck are they teaching people in school.
 

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Originally posted by legrandtango
I know none of you guys are doctors or anythingh, but while were on the subject. Im 18, and the most ive ever done is french kiss a girl, however, i have these white pimply things on the back of my k***, they never hurt or go red, but it alwsays concerns me, i suppose i should get it checked out, but then i thought you had to of have some sort of sex to get sores other than on your mouth, whihc i never get.
Those are just sebaceoul glands... Completely normal.

And conserning the clamydia test aka the cotton stick up the wee-wee, that's been replaced by a urinsample test (not everyone has changed to it yet though) but yes you can do it that way now.
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Guys, you shouldn't worry about Herpes Simplex 1.
Every time you drink from a bottle someone else have drank alrady you risk catching it.
If you worry about it you can't live.
Worry about it only if you have sores.

jakethasnake, there is a good chance that you have Herpes Simplex 2.


Remember that Herpes can be and often is invisible and you just carry the virus.

There is a possibility that Herpes simplex 2 can be found at other body parts than genitals. So if a bytch gives you a BJ and has genital herpes in her mouth you will catch it.

But hey, Herpes is THE LEAST you should worry about when talking about STD's...


Hmm... could be. I need more opinions.
 

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And again - are Herpes sores and canker/cold sores the same thing? Someone please advise. :)
 

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jake,

I believe that cold sores you get in your mouth are a type of "herpe"..but the ones that are sexually transmitted are a different strain..I think..

Anyways, unless youve been lickin mad butt, your cankers and cold sores are probbaly just due to the change in the weather etc..

If youre really worried, check it out, but don't stress.:)
 

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re: Diet and MVPlaya -- here's a quote from How to Pick up Chicks:

"But people don't abandon their cars because there are risks involved with driving. Driving is just too important and too much fun to give up. People don't quit driving, but they do try to act responsibly. They use protective devices. They drive safely."

I am not sure what the answer is... protected or not it's possible. From all I read it's still hard to decide; but a life of masterbation?!
 
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Originally posted by iqqi
it is true. one of my girlfriends got herpes after her FIRST TIME. and she doesn't share that info with her sexmates. and she doesn't like condoms...

guys beware. trust noone.
she must be the one someone whom I will leave nameless said looked like
shakira on crack...

In my own case over 100 strong and I've been real fortunate. I had a situation years ago where a woman told me before we did anything and I bowed out gracefully....ran out and never called her again....

I guess dating well educated women might of helped because they tend to be much more honest with you than lower class women...but also much more interesting to talk too
 

Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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So I should stay a virgin forever?

Also can it be transmitted of you share a cup with someone (not that I do)?

I suppose there might be some advantages to being a complete loser with women (I've never had a relationship before).

Should I even bother coming to this site every now and then?
 

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It is best not to go around banging everything that walks. You have to be somewhat careful at least. I certainly have no interest in banging as many girls as I can. You have to have your fun though.
 

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First of all, SadBlues, i appreciate you bringing this to my and everyone else's attention. Hopefully your admission wont be in vain.

**** man, i just started down this road towards being a DJ. Now its like ive already hit a road block. This has certainly knocked the wind out of my sails. Anyway, i just got finished looking over that herpes.com site. Well, it says that in addition to using latex condoms, you could also protect urself with contraceptive foams . Supposedly it has something called nonoxynol-9 that kills the virus on contact.

Can someone plz fill me in on this foam stuff? Ive never knew this even existed!:eek:
 

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Originally posted by NewMan
The only thing to totally protect yourself is no sex.

Condoms do provide some protection.

It's not only transfered by her *** jucies - but any of her jucies. it can even spread to other parts of your body - for instance going down on her - this can give you herpes in the mouth. So that also means finger banging her.

This is certainly food for thought - and perhaps as part of the DJ bible, the first article should be one about STD's.... Because I'm amazed at how little people know about this disease and how it is spread. Makes you think what the fvck are they teaching people in school.
Damn NewMan, are you serious? You have the chance of getting herpes if you fukin' finger bang a girl? That is freakin' crazy.

It really makes you think as to whether bang-bus, backroom facials, dirtylatinas, etc. are really true. If they are, those guys have to definitely be carrying that virus.

How is this cured? Are their any signs that a guy can look for in a girl to see whether they might have herpes? I'm speechless.
 

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Originally posted by NewMan
The only thing to totally protect yourself is no sex.

Condoms do provide some protection.

It's not only transfered by her *** jucies - but any of her jucies. it can even spread to other parts of your body - for instance going down on her - this can give you herpes in the mouth. So that also means finger banging her.

This is certainly food for thought - and perhaps as part of the DJ bible, the first article should be one about STD's.... Because I'm amazed at how little people know about this disease and how it is spread. Makes you think what the fvck are they teaching people in school.
Originally posted by suavedave
re: Diet and MVPlaya -- here's a quote from How to Pick up Chicks:

"But people don't abandon their cars because there are risks involved with driving. Driving is just too important and too much fun to give up. People don't quit driving, but they do try to act responsibly. They use protective devices. They drive safely."

I am not sure what the answer is... protected or not it's possible. From all I read it's still hard to decide; but a life of masterbation?!
Guys, you are not answering the question. Firstly, getting killed in a car is odds of one in a million, getting herpes is one in five, so don't bring stupid comparisons because they ain't real. Furthermore, sh*tty drivers get killed most and guys like me stay safe (until we turn 60). Now, that aside, that dirty three-syllable word starting with A is, clearly, ABSTINENCE. I don't want none of it. I wanna keep ƒucking, however, I wan't to know if there are any protective measures I can take to make sure I don't get herpes.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
Guys, you are not answering the question. Firstly, getting killed in a car is odds of one in a million, getting herpes is one in five, so don't bring stupid comparisons because they ain't real. Furthermore, sh*tty drivers get killed most and guys like me stay safe (until we turn 60). Now, that aside, that dirty three-syllable word starting with A is, clearly, ABSTINENCE. I don't want none of it. I wanna keep ƒucking, however, I wan't to know if there are any protective measures I can take to make sure I don't get herpes.
yes there are measures you can take that go beyond the jimmy hat. what you do is this:
get the girl warmed up real good by teasing her and lots of foreplay(neck biting, nipple pinching, ass paddling, donkey punching ect.) until she just really wants your man-sized c0ck. then you pull out yo 9mm and point it at her and say, "if you got something you wanna tell me nows the time"

once you get done if you ever find out you have an STD you go bust a cap on principle and that sends a message to all the other infected wh0res saying you better fess up.
 

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Originally posted by DEKKA
yes there are measures you can take that go beyond the jimmy hat. what you do is this:
get the girl warmed up real good by teasing her and lots of foreplay(neck biting, nipple pinching, ass paddling, donkey punching ect.) until she just really wants your man-sized c0ck. then you pull out yo 9mm and point it at her and say, "if you got something you wanna tell me nows the time"

once you get done if you ever find out you have an STD you go bust a cap on principle and that sends a message to all the other infected wh0res saying you better fess up.
I like it... colt45 work too?
 

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
I like it... colt45 work too?
well at first i wanted to say no. but then i thought about it, called up my dad (hes all in the NRA so he knows), and he said yes, definitely, a colt45 WILL work. so yes MVP, i respect my dads advise and so im gunna have to say yes this time.

he also said that you should use any clint eastwood lines you can think of when you're threatening a b!tch cuz that guys pretty scary and you wanna really get your point across because your tool aint no laughing matter.
 

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Hell yeah! How about, "Go ahead punk... do you feel lucky?" "Make my day..." but then again, if she had an STD... she wouldn't make my day. But seriously, guns are so oldfashioned... how about something more oldfashioned? Electric Stun Guns? Sonic Crowd Suppressors? My unwashed underwear? What do you have that does not involve a gas or powder based localized explosion whose displacement propells a pellet-like object into someone's body?
 

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
Hell yeah! How about, "Go ahead punk... do you feel lucky?" "Make my day..." but then again, if she had an STD... she wouldn't make my day. But seriously, guns are so oldfashioned... how about something more oldfashioned? Electric Stun Guns? Sonic Crowd Suppressors? My unwashed underwear? What do you have that does not involve a gas or powder based localized explosion whose displacement propells a pellet-like object into someone's body?
very keen observation MVP, and indeed a very good question. guns are so mainstream now days that the b!tch might actually laugh at you when you pull it out thinking that you arent "actually gunna shoot her". she might ridicule you and then give you an STD just out of spite (those are bad things). so after contemplating this dilemma ive come to the conclusion that you have to go "medieval" on her. in order to do this you need to remember the boy scout motto "be prepared" and always have a crossbow under the bed. when you pull that baby out make a big production out of holding her down while you **** it and put an arrow in it. she wont fvck with you then.
 
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