Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Went out last nite. The turn out was weak due to snow. Here's a quick breakdown for the night
I am at the crib drinking some 140 proof liquor with some Sunny D. Sunny D is like the greatest chaser in the world, When I left and was walking to the club I think I spent 5-10 minutes trying to think of a great drink name for the concoction, so it was either reaaally good or I was feeling kinda tipsy. Hahaha
So I get to the club that had all the fat chicks last week and it is mostly +180 lbs yet again. There is one chick that is like anorexic looking and like a 5 or 6 out of 10 but she seemed more appealing coz of the fat chicks all around I swear. I open her and tell her she 'was looking kinda cute' (the lies we tell... lol) so I wanted to come up and say hi. She is rubbing my chest as we speak and we get close to the point that our noses are touching. I ask her for a dance (I never ask for a dance. Wtf was that about) and she tells me she just got here and wants to drink a bit but she will dance with me later. I tell her okay and eject and leave the club coz there was literally nothing less than 180 lbs that night. My friend texts me at this other club and tells me it is not too packed but there is tons of girls
I head to the club and the sh!t is waaaaack. I decide to head back to the club with the fat b!tches coz and along the way I hear this chick wailing and crying. She is about a 7 out of 10 or so. I open and we get to talking and in between sobs I find out that she is upset because she hates her major @ university, or rather she likes it but sucks at it, lol. I console her while we are walking and she tells me I'm such a nice guy and i respond that I'm not that nice I'm just walking her home to take advantage of her like a true gentleman would.
We get to her doorstep, I take off jacket hood and hoodie hood and brush her hair back and go in for the kiss. We touch lips for a second or two n then she tells me she cant coz she lives with her parents. I tell her I guess we are going to do it over there in the snow (points to a dumpster next door) She laughs but declines, thanks me again and calls me a nice guy and then heads inside. Oh well, I tried.
I finally get back to the fat b!tches club and well... picture about 7 fat girls, and one anorexic chick and two averaged sized ones along with about 9 shady looking dudes hounding them, it was the stuff Last Calls are made of. The anorexic chick is dancing with a dude but he leaves eventually, and I catch her going to the bathroom and grab her arm and ask her about that dance she promised me. Me and her head to the dancefloor with a guy and her sister (who surprisingly is like 200 pounds while her sister is like 95 pounds) We grind for a bit. I try to escalate kino and she declines. Her sister leaves somewhere and I try and escalate kino again and get a good deal further before I am stopped. I am talking somewhat sexual and she is dancing harder on me and stuff so I spin around and go in for the kiss. We make out for a second and then she cuts it off. She gives me her # and bounces to find her sister. I tell her me and some friends are having an afterparty @ my house with a couple drinks (credit: xblitz44x) and that she should come. She lives a good deal away but she seems down. She asks her (older) sister who I guess was driving but it is a no go. This is gonna be my standard 'try and get the b!tches to my place' line for a bit.
We grind a bit, and then we start making out at the entrance and the light is really working against her haha. She keeps asking me if I saved her number which in itself was a turn off. I eject after like a minute, and open one other woman. It turns out she is there with her son and her nephew, but these dudes were like 20-25 years old. Sh!t was sad and awkward at the same time. These guys dressed with their fitted hats and long tees, going clubbing with their mommy and aunt respectively. Ewwwww.
After this, I bounce and go home to wash out my mouth for making out with two random chicks, one of which I was not very attracted to outside of beer-goggles :cheer:
I am at the crib drinking some 140 proof liquor with some Sunny D. Sunny D is like the greatest chaser in the world, When I left and was walking to the club I think I spent 5-10 minutes trying to think of a great drink name for the concoction, so it was either reaaally good or I was feeling kinda tipsy. Hahaha
So I get to the club that had all the fat chicks last week and it is mostly +180 lbs yet again. There is one chick that is like anorexic looking and like a 5 or 6 out of 10 but she seemed more appealing coz of the fat chicks all around I swear. I open her and tell her she 'was looking kinda cute' (the lies we tell... lol) so I wanted to come up and say hi. She is rubbing my chest as we speak and we get close to the point that our noses are touching. I ask her for a dance (I never ask for a dance. Wtf was that about) and she tells me she just got here and wants to drink a bit but she will dance with me later. I tell her okay and eject and leave the club coz there was literally nothing less than 180 lbs that night. My friend texts me at this other club and tells me it is not too packed but there is tons of girls
I head to the club and the sh!t is waaaaack. I decide to head back to the club with the fat b!tches coz and along the way I hear this chick wailing and crying. She is about a 7 out of 10 or so. I open and we get to talking and in between sobs I find out that she is upset because she hates her major @ university, or rather she likes it but sucks at it, lol. I console her while we are walking and she tells me I'm such a nice guy and i respond that I'm not that nice I'm just walking her home to take advantage of her like a true gentleman would.
We get to her doorstep, I take off jacket hood and hoodie hood and brush her hair back and go in for the kiss. We touch lips for a second or two n then she tells me she cant coz she lives with her parents. I tell her I guess we are going to do it over there in the snow (points to a dumpster next door) She laughs but declines, thanks me again and calls me a nice guy and then heads inside. Oh well, I tried.
I finally get back to the fat b!tches club and well... picture about 7 fat girls, and one anorexic chick and two averaged sized ones along with about 9 shady looking dudes hounding them, it was the stuff Last Calls are made of. The anorexic chick is dancing with a dude but he leaves eventually, and I catch her going to the bathroom and grab her arm and ask her about that dance she promised me. Me and her head to the dancefloor with a guy and her sister (who surprisingly is like 200 pounds while her sister is like 95 pounds) We grind for a bit. I try to escalate kino and she declines. Her sister leaves somewhere and I try and escalate kino again and get a good deal further before I am stopped. I am talking somewhat sexual and she is dancing harder on me and stuff so I spin around and go in for the kiss. We make out for a second and then she cuts it off. She gives me her # and bounces to find her sister. I tell her me and some friends are having an afterparty @ my house with a couple drinks (credit: xblitz44x) and that she should come. She lives a good deal away but she seems down. She asks her (older) sister who I guess was driving but it is a no go. This is gonna be my standard 'try and get the b!tches to my place' line for a bit.
We grind a bit, and then we start making out at the entrance and the light is really working against her haha. She keeps asking me if I saved her number which in itself was a turn off. I eject after like a minute, and open one other woman. It turns out she is there with her son and her nephew, but these dudes were like 20-25 years old. Sh!t was sad and awkward at the same time. These guys dressed with their fitted hats and long tees, going clubbing with their mommy and aunt respectively. Ewwwww.
After this, I bounce and go home to wash out my mouth for making out with two random chicks, one of which I was not very attracted to outside of beer-goggles :cheer: